I hope your Mrs is more open minded than mine
. LOL she just laughed and told me to get stuffed
.
Sound absolutly fantastic to me !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I read it to my wife and she just laughed and didnt complain
I wonder if I can get something like this on valentines day?
Arr those were the days when men were men..and wore suits and their Sunday best.
Men dressed to impress you, had a smart car (even if it was old) and would never be late to pick you up.
They would bring flowers or chocolates sometimes. At some point in your relationship they would ask to marry you and would NEVER consider to live in sin.
They never wore track suits or burped or farted in the company of women.
They insisted on paying for a lovely night out..pulled out the chair and opened the doors for you. Their time was filled of thoughts of you their cars and friends..not like now were its their car their friends and computer games. opps and beer and the water! Oh and then you!
When it was, "don't lift that hunny' and they would lift the heavy things for you.
They would buy you something sparkly for a birthday instead of nowadays something practical. Then we would make a salad and they would cook the BBQ. Then they were the bread winner as there was NO way my wife was working and looking after the kids. When the pub the Tv or the computer were not the things that you wanted to do after a working day and you would both stroll of and go early to bed
Oh I could go on...lol
they....the lady's were a tad more advanced than that in Australia in the 60's
raving mods 
kissy, kissy in cars at drive inn's
foggy
winter windows, in the back seat of the Buick straight eight, nothing was
learnt in a bed , Lordy...Lordy...No. Heres to the MGA, Minny, VeeDub and the
old Holdon. The nature nurturers of Australia. Suspensions suffered a
thrashing and the cars went no where.
there were
no magazines to follow it was all DIYS with the help of a friend.
(but it would be nice if they were real )
^Don't forget women started complaining about this sort of treatment and wanted to be treated like men. And i'm all for that...
Except when it comes to sport... Women's sport sucks
ROFLMAO at Beersy lol
To me the 80's was a time of trying to fit in...(god that did not work lol)
It was a time of bighair god awful shoulder pads and guys in loud shirts, makeup, long hair or full of hair spray and HIGH wasted pants (nothing sexy or masculine about that) and guys thinking a kiss or even a smile was 1st base and then it was just straight into it mind you guys and girls were just doing 1 night stands over and over and ok well you get my drift.
This pretty well explains the 80's What the hell were we thinking? (not much)
Mind you some of the Heavy Rock that came from that decade was DAM good.
bluddy hell, that compilation of "heavy" rock is the equivilent of heavy petting in 5mm wetsuits with stuck zippers!
FAIL
Goodness No Greenleader...the Vid is not of Heavy Rock lol
the vid was the crappy 80's style...clothes hair and the rest of the crap..
Yer Right Rellie,
I don't know how old you are....But in my circle,
if I should call it that...(lol) sex was free-er than
a casserole when you had a death in the family or
the late 60's and 70's when it was all free love.
(no offense to anyone) from 78 to the late eighties
every one was just doing it
Thats my recollection, my 2 cents.
And we had LIVE bands in the pubs yeh yeh!
What the hell were we thinking? (not much)
kissy, kissy in cars at drive inn's foggy there were 
yaaarrr... all very classy. But remember that when she stands up, those things probably stay pointing in the same direction.
Happy for someone to show pics proving me wrong!
And if they get out of line you can always try the recently suggested approach...
