My last 2 mins
Went to the fridge in the garage to get another James Squire "Jack of Spades" stout. Cracked same, and let the previous one out of me in the garden.
Aaaah. Bugger the last 2 million years, that was a nice 2mins.
I liked the, say, last 100yrs. Death, destruction, conflict, man's inhumanity to man. But we invented smartphones.
That says it all. 
They missed out the best bit,.. I didn't see any windsurfers.
Although it wasn't all bad, cos they missed out the worst bits,.. I didn't see any kites. 
@ 34sec
