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Are women just dumb?

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Created by Mark _australia > 9 months ago, 3 Feb 2013
Mark _australia
WA, 22383 posts
3 Feb 2013 9:19PM
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Sorry ladies but it just has to be asked.......

For years I have seen ads that show how sun and salt water buggers up your hair and you need to wash it with shampoo that has milk, or fruit juices, or rare seed oils etc etc. They make it sound like going to the beach will do major damage to your hair.

Now I have seen it all.

A conditioning hair washing product thing on TV that contains - wait for it - sea salt. FFS.

youngbull
QLD, 825 posts
3 Feb 2013 11:27PM
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The only dumb ones are the ones that buy it

Should walk of the shelf (joke ladies)

tmurray
WA, 485 posts
3 Feb 2013 10:48PM
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Someone making a stupid product doesn't reflect on my intelligence in the slightest.

youngbull
QLD, 825 posts
4 Feb 2013 12:52AM
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^ your ears burning.... roflol

pierrec45
NSW, 2005 posts
4 Feb 2013 10:44AM
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I replied in the forum that no they're not, then I chastised you publicly for your sexism.
Then showed this to the missus, scored a few favours with her for my moral fortitude. That is, just before I deleted my own reply...

Of course they are

poor relative
WA, 9089 posts
4 Feb 2013 8:38AM
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I think its true.

Lots of middle aged men who have spent a lot of time at the beach or in the water are now bald.

It seems its a symptom more common with windsurfers.

evlPanda
NSW, 9202 posts
4 Feb 2013 11:45AM
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"Rinse. Repeat."

Scotty88
4214 posts
4 Feb 2013 8:50AM
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Why can't they read a road map FFS.
My mrs can't even read my sat nav when I'm driving.

GalahOnTheBay
NSW, 4188 posts
4 Feb 2013 1:22PM
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Borderline topic for Heavy Weather methinks...

GypsyDrifter
WA, 2371 posts
4 Feb 2013 12:02PM
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youngbull said...
The only dumb ones are the ones that buy it

Should walk of the shelf (joke ladies)



youngbull how did they get that elephant to jump up and down on that trampoline
he really looks like he is enjoying himself

youngbull
QLD, 825 posts
4 Feb 2013 2:07PM
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We dropped him from the ceiling and we just can not get him to stop.

Only bummer is his chaffed trunk from flailing around - but he is ok

Poodle
WA, 866 posts
4 Feb 2013 12:28PM
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Scotty88 said...
Why can't they read a road map FFS.
My mrs can't even read my sat nav when I'm driving.


OK, I'll chime in from the peanut gallery.....

GypsyDrifter
WA, 2371 posts
4 Feb 2013 3:20PM
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^^^^ oh crap! and she is blonde too

Bone74
380 posts
4 Feb 2013 3:30PM
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^^^
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After watching that clip the answer to marks question ( are women just dumb) is no (some) are dumb & stupid. (Sometimes) I wish my wife was like that.

Dazzler75
QLD, 458 posts
4 Feb 2013 5:33PM
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Scotty88 said...
Why can't they read a road map FFS.
My mrs can't even read my sat nav when I'm driving.



Its a medical condition known as Female Map Disorder, commonly suffered alongside Female Reversing Disorder.

theDoctor
NSW, 5780 posts
4 Feb 2013 6:45PM
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thePup
13831 posts
4 Feb 2013 6:22PM
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I showed this thread to ...er someone I know wished I hadn't pretty quick too

pi22api22a
WA, 150 posts
4 Feb 2013 6:56PM
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I used to know someone just like her, really nice girl, but just dumb! Geez I miss her, lol

dmitri
VIC, 1040 posts
4 Feb 2013 10:41PM
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Mark _australia said...

Sorry ladies but it just has to be asked.......

For years I have seen ads that show how sun and salt water buggers up your hair and you need to wash it with shampoo that has milk, or fruit juices, or rare seed oils etc etc. They make it sound like going to the beach will do major damage to your hair.

Now I have seen it all.

A conditioning hair washing product thing on TV that contains - wait for it - sea salt. FFS.




almost any ads i see make methinks "are people just dumb ?"
especially the ads authorized by the governments.


elmo
WA, 8727 posts
5 Feb 2013 8:33AM
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poor relative said...
I think its true.

Lots of middle aged men who have spent a lot of time at the beach or in the water are now bald.

It seems its a symptom more common with windsurfers.




and by the time they take up kiting cause they're body can't handle it any more it's all gone

elmo
WA, 8727 posts
5 Feb 2013 8:38AM
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That's alright but don't forget men are also being sucked into the cosmetics market as well with men's moisturizers, makeup, fragrances (not deoderant) and body sculpting (Back crack and sack waxing etc).

Fortunately I recognize that I was born ugly (true) and through years of practice and dedication I have got better at it.

evlPanda
NSW, 9202 posts
5 Feb 2013 1:33PM
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dmitri said...
almost any ads i see make methinks "are people just dumb ?"
especially the ads authorized by the governments.


Can't be that dumb because youhavetobeabletounderstandreallyreallyfasttalking.


(this is so going to heavy weather alongside my "do you tuck your shirt into your jeans" thread)

Rex
WA, 949 posts
5 Feb 2013 11:04AM
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elmo said...
That's alright but don't forget men are also being sucked into the cosmetics market as well with men's moisturizers, makeup, fragrances (not deoderant) and body sculpting (Back crack and sack waxing etc).




True! just look at all the ads for cosmetic products in surfing mags now!

needsalt
NSW, 377 posts
5 Feb 2013 6:51PM
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Have you been in one or more sexual relationships with women in your life Mark? If the answer is yes, then I would think that is sufficient evidence that the answer to your original question is also yes

landyacht
WA, 5921 posts
5 Feb 2013 9:04PM
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Scotty88 said...
Why can't they read a road map FFS.
My mrs can't even read my sat nav when I'm driving.


wifey got a bit flustered with the tomtom driving through Paris .she didnt like tapping the screen hard to make the menu work ,so she just switched it off!
then got the sh!!s on with me when I stopped the kn huge camper van in the middle of 2 lane and switched it back on agian and waited till it realized it wasnt in St Georges terrace anymore

Mark _australia
WA, 22383 posts
5 Feb 2013 9:32PM
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needsalt said...
Have you been in one or more sexual relationships with women in your life Mark? If the answer is yes, then I would think that is sufficient evidence that the answer to your original question is also yes


Sounds like somebody bought fruit juice in a shampoo bottle for $30 thinking it would work.

SP
10979 posts
6 Feb 2013 5:15PM
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Course they are, some of you blokes are married



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