Kids- This is what drugs, (especially a drug called Charlie Sheen 
) can do to you.
BTW - I missed the first 9 seasons on Two and a half men and look forward to missing the next (if there is ever one). The show makes "Hey Dad!" an award winning comedy. In fact kudos to Charlie as the longer they take to make another episode, the better the human race will be for it.
The following remarks have been made by Charlie Sheen in television, radio and website interviews over the past week. I hi-lighted my favourite one.
On winning:
* "Can't is the cancer of happen."
* "I'm not bipolar, I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there."
* ''Clearly I have defeated this earthworm [Two and a Half Men producer Chuck Lorre] with my words — imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.''
On drugs:
* ''The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards just look like droopy-eyed armless children.''
* "I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."
* "I probably took more [drugs] than anybody could survive ... I was bangin' seven-gram rocks and finishing them because that's how I roll, because I have one speed, one gear ... I'm different.''
* “I closed my eyes and made it so with the power of my mind, and unlearned 22 years of fiction … the fiction of AA. It's a silly book written by a broken-down fool.”
On tiger blood:
* ''I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man. Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs."
* ''My fangs are dripping tiger blood.''
On women:
* "Women are not to be hit. They're to be hugged and caressed.''
* "[Porn stars are] the best at what they do and I'm the best at what I do. And together it's like, it's on. Sorry, Middle America. Yeah, I said it."
On how he's special:
* "I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars."
* "People can't figure me out, they can't process me, I don't expect them to. You can't process me with the normal brain."
* “My brain….fires in a way that is…I don't know, maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm.”
On Two and a Half Men:
* ''I urge all my beautiful and loyal fans who embraced [Two and a Half Men] for almost a decade to walk with me side-by-side as we march up the steps of justice to right this unconscionable wrong.''
charlie sheeeen is da main mannnnnnnnn he has two hot lady frends at his dispence?
Im younger and better looking as far as I ever thought he was ever going to be a spokesman for my generation is another story . Im hard core hate but I love Charlie Sheen
I think you should all move to Newcastle and evaluate your relationships, this is so typical of parents and kids with a sense of entitlement,, sorry, most of newcastle and Australia is just a leftover
Your observation re: royalty reminded me. Anyone entered the competition to win tickets for Wills and Kates wedding yet? I'm a bit stumped for a suitable gift? Do you think they would have gift register? I was considering a voucher, but what do you get a couple that have everything.
I know.
Cancer.
I think Charlie sheen is classic
He reminds me of Sid Vicious in a middle class USA cashed up kinda way.
Go the sheen i say.
Maybe Apocolypse Now was too much for him? Those quotes above give the impression he is in a fairly manic frame of mind.
I think the drugs have got to him...if that vid is him now, not sure if you can come back from that. The way he speaks reminds me of my cousin and he's bi-polar.
Yes DUDE, yes your right and I am wrong. It was Martin Sheen, not Charlie Sheen, who appeared in Apocolypse Now. They look kind of the same!
I hear you Sausage.... ;)Some people are idiots thru dumbass circumstances in life and some spend millions to become one... Enjoyed the Sheens' movies - once upon a time...
wish i had a pound or 2 of what sheenys on, then there would only be 3 more sleeps till christmas 
christmas
