Competition for most absurdal but still probable CONSPIRACY THEORY. 
My shot is in carbon tax and aliens invasion.
Since there is no any scientific reason to introduce new absurd tax - the carbon tax is the result of the deal made by our Governments with the ALIENS that require to pay ransom for our human existence. 
The prove will be Abbotts abolishing carbon tax and immediate invasion of UFO Martians to restore our contribution.
Isn't Julia look a bit " greeny" recently. 
Well this joker appears to believe in it anyway:
Oh, I've won this sheet hands down...
Free t-shirt and I'll unleash..
Keep in mind the early leaks today of the discovery of the higgs bosom
Ok lets me explain myself again
The thread is to encourage you to publish your own the most absurdal conspiracy theory !
Spelling bee competition is reserved for another occasion ( that I do give up already 
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Seabreeze was established so the broader watersport community could find out about the evils of fluoride and what vapour trails actually mean.
Wake up people seabreeze is a mind control tool....And Laurie is the evil genisus preparing to take over the world...
British Govrnment have set up a defence for possible alien invasion at Olympics
The same Nick Pope that is, that was on British T.V defending the most absurd theory of them all,those 19 supermen.
www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2155885/Keep-eye-skies-saucers-Olympics-Games-warns-MoD-UFO-expert.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
The Carantoc Theory : Higgs-Boson experiment is actually modelling for the New World Order / single world government
From what I can work out the Higgs Boson stuff involves smashing angry little particles into each other trillions of times to try to generate a tiny speck of nothing that lasts for a few thousands of a milli-second before disappearing forever, not having much affect on anything, but at the same time being the fundamental building block of the universe.
It seems to me that parliament envolves a hundred tiny little minds angrily smashing each other about for no particular reason and about once every trillion years a tiny little good idea emerges from somebody, before almost instantly disappearing, never to be heard of again - seemingly proving the quantity of good ideas coming from government are infinitely small yet somehow the government remains the fundamental building block of society.
Hence the Higgs-Boson is just trying to work out exactly how government works, doesn't self implode instantaneously and how all the other little particles in the world are held back by some unknown force and don't smash the government particles into 1,000 little pieces.
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Your life is a reality TV show. Wait for it.
The producers in their zest to make the show as absolutely real as possible, starkly real, hyper-real even, have used unconventional production techniques. They randomly selected you from the phone book (when you were much younger and we still had phone books, before silent numbers, when there was just one telephone in the kitchen)... from the phone book but to keep things hyper-real they were blindfolded when they did it, and the pages were shuffled etc. So nobody in the production team knows who you are.
This means you are carrying out your day-to-day life without any distraction from television crews or whatever that would contaminate your real life. You are perfectly natural on the show.
There is no script, no camera, no audience and you don't know you are the star. Your life is a super-hyper-reality TV show.
And the Beatles never existed.
so you are out
My son is right into the Illuminati - he's watched heaps of movies and doccos on it and I know he read Leonard Thieles' Storm Boy in year 8.
After the cops caught up with him, we had to do this psychology thing with him. He was rated as being in the top 5% of IQ for his age - that's f'ckn Mensa material.
He told me the other day that he reckons Kanye West is part of the Illuminati along with Jay Z.
Just hold this thought for a minute.
He's absolutely on the money - I got this linux software program which allows you to play youtube songs in reverse. Just then I played "Touch the sky" backwards.
f'ckn A
Living in Cannington, i daily watch the incoming jumbo jets fly low over my house preparing to land.
Funny i have not yet seen any trail EVER from one of these planes.
Of course,the atmosphere or something in Perth is never conducive for the formation of these trails
In the UK, as the aluminium/assorted trails spread out, it blocks the passage of sunshine,can't have the Poms getting their daily intake of vitamin D now can we
