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Forums > General Discussion   Shooting the breeze...

Crop circles ARE man made..!!

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Created by theDoctor > 9 months ago, 18 Jun 2010
theDoctor
NSW, 5784 posts
18 Jun 2010 2:39PM
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yeah right












Sailhack
VIC, 5000 posts
18 Jun 2010 2:52PM
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All I see is boobies!

Therefore...they MUST be manmade!

Mark _australia
WA, 22722 posts
18 Jun 2010 12:55PM
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Interesting it always seems to be Britain and sometimes USA.... where high populations means crops are acessable to many, and the popularity of making them is caused by the fact there are more people talking to each other about techniques and little underground "crop circle" clubs form

Show me all the ones in the more remote farming areas of australia, the unpopulated grasslands of Africa and the US prairies where there are very few people.....
I mean, surely aliens would want to put their navigation markers all over - not just in Pommie land

tobes
NSW, 1000 posts
18 Jun 2010 3:15PM
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I thought everyone knew that they were made by Wallabies on drugs.

news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/8118257.stm

"we have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields, getting as high as a kite and going around in circles," says Lara Giddings, the attorney general of Tasmania
"Then they crash," she added. "We see crop circles in the poppy industry from wallabies that are high."

theDoctor
NSW, 5784 posts
18 Jun 2010 3:18PM
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WARNING - I am about to go copy and paste mad


China Says Crop Circles
Appeared There 3,000-Years-Ago
By Rosanne Lin
The Shanghai Star
8-2-2


One of the first documented reports of a crop circle formation - the unexplained geometric designs that occur in fields of wheat and corn - appeared in 1678 Stirlingshire, Scotland. But this phenomenon was largely ignored until the 1970s and 80s when formations began to appear with increasing frequency around the globe. Today most countries - with the exception of China - are said to have experienced crop circle phenomena.

Yet is China really devoid of these unusual creations? Certainly, if someone or something is trying to communicate with mankind through patterns carved into crops, China's sizable population could not be ignored.

Western experts have obviously failed to carefully consider the data from this country. One only has to refer to the work of Zhang Hui, a research fellow at the Xinjiang Museum in Urumqi, to find evidence that suggests China - with its long history - experienced crop circle phenomena long before any other civilization on the planet.

Zhang claims to have harvested more than 20 stone patterns appearing to match crop circle formations from other countries, but pre-dating them by up to 3,000 years.
After discovering several of these stone circle patterns, which range from simple circles to more elaborate shapes, in the grasslands of Qinghe County beside the Sino-Mongolian border, Zhang was intrigued. He quickly headed to Beijing to consult Chinese translations of reference works by British crop circle experts.

He was amazed by the similarities.

Zhang believes the primitive people of the region, after witnessing the formation of actual crop circles, concluded that the designs were a form of communication from the gods and responded in kind to the divine messages by placing rocks in the shape of the circles.

For Zhang, these stone arrangements prove China has experienced crop circle phenomena - possibly more recently than imagined.

According to Zhang, one rare eyewitness described seeing a crop circle appear in a Northeast China field in only a short time while he was in the company of Red Guards. However, as the event occurred during the "cultural revolution" (1966-76), when such superstition was illegal, the account went undocumented.
If crop circles are an attempt at communication from an unknown source, then what is this source and who is supposed to receive the message?

Humans, being ego-centric creatures, naturally assume the messages hidden in the crop circles are meant for mankind. But what about the other species inhabiting our planet. As in Douglas Adam's novel, "So long and thanks for all the fish" - where dolphins were actually alien observers studying the human race as a psychologist studies rats in a maze - humans may not be the most advanced species on the earth.

Possibly, the messages are meant for the legions of cockroach species which inhabit the darker corners of our daily life. After all, following mankind's inevitable self-destruction in a nuclear holocaust, cockroaches will be the only creatures left alive.

choco
SA, 4075 posts
18 Jun 2010 2:58PM
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bloody alien tag signs...there's enough graffiti around the place

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
18 Jun 2010 1:46PM
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Yea they are. A friend of mine Mark is from the UK and he and teams of guys would go out and make them, its not just one person.

He even showed me pictures of the guys doing it at night, 20-30 people in each team. Thats why they can do them so quick! I will try and scan that picture and post it.

poor relative
WA, 9091 posts
18 Jun 2010 2:04PM
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Total BS but you'd never believe it Doc.
NG did a docco on this called "The Truth Behind Crop Circles"
Lots of interviews and a group of 'fakers' attempted to make a complex geometrically exact replica of a shape designed by a mathematician - they did it perfectly in one night.

The overwhelming evidence suggested Hoax.
They even interviewed so called believers who re-enforced the hoax.

However like Jesus some find solace in the belief of circles and it helps them get through their day. So it aint all bad.

Try the nascar lines instead.



The Nazca Lines are a series of ancient geoglyphs located in the Nazca Desert of Peru. They have been designated a UNESCO World Heritage Site. The high, arid plateau stretches more than 80 kilometres (50 mi) between the towns of Nazca and Palpa on the Pampas de Jumana. Although some local geoglyphs resemble Paracas motifs, scholars believe the Nazca Lines were created by the Nazca culture between 200 BCE and 700 CE. The hundreds of individual figures range in complexity from simple lines to stylized hummingbirds, spiders, monkeys, fish, sharks or orcas, llamas, and lizards.

The lines are shallow designs made in the ground by removing the ubiquitous reddish pebbles and uncovering the whitish ground beneath. Hundreds are simple lines or geometric shapes; more than seventy are designs of animal, bird, fish or human figures. The largest figures are over 200 metres (660 ft) across. Scholars differ in interpreting the purpose of the designs, but they generally ascribe religious significance to them, as they were major works that required vision, planning and coordination of people to achieve.

The geometric ones could indicate the flow of water or be connected to rituals to summon water. The spiders, birds, and plants could be fertility symbols. Other possible explanations include: irrigation schemes or giant astronomical calendars.[1]

Due to the dry, windless and stable climate of the plateau and its isolation, for the most part the lines have been preserved. Extremely rare changes in weather may temporarily alter the general designs.

Mark _australia
WA, 22722 posts
18 Jun 2010 2:13PM
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doggie said...

Yea they are. A friend of mine Mark is from the UK and he and teams of guys would go out and make them, its not just one person.

He even showed me pictures of the guys doing it at night, 20-30 people in each team. Thats why they can do them so quick! I will try and scan that picture and post it.


I also saw it on a balanced conspiracies documentary that SBS aired about 10 yrs ago.
They showed 2 blokes doing one and it was a work of art, with very clever techniques used to get it perfectly balanced etc

choco
SA, 4075 posts
18 Jun 2010 4:17PM
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what about Marree Man???

sausage
QLD, 4873 posts
18 Jun 2010 4:56PM
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choco said...

what about Marree Man???




Wasn't he done recently in South Australia by a farmer on a tractor with some GPS co-ordinates. Wonder if he used a Garmin or GT-31?

choco
SA, 4075 posts
18 Jun 2010 4:35PM
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sausage said...

choco said...

what about Marree Man???




Wasn't he done recently in South Australia by a farmer on a tractor with some GPS co-ordinates. Wonder if he used a Garmin or GT-31?


nah nah...who told you that it's ancient made by some aliens! the farmer covered over the anal probe so it wouldn't offend

FlySurfer
NSW, 4456 posts
18 Jun 2010 5:13PM
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@doggie: Haaa the ol' friend story

Goes Netherlands, 530 meters long.


More of doggie's friends work.


petermac33
WA, 6415 posts
18 Jun 2010 3:26PM
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not looked into this.

guessing caused by Haarp.

Doc,what is the cause?

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
18 Jun 2010 3:41PM
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Cant you see them standing in the middle!

poor relative
WA, 9091 posts
18 Jun 2010 4:00PM
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Interesting site
www.circlemakers.org/

I shouldn't be so cynical.
However crop circles bring it out of me.
I mean if an alien force is at work here why travel millions and millions of miles from wherever using their advanced technology (that we all presume they have) to South England wait until the corn/cereals are ready then crush them to form nice shapes.

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
18 Jun 2010 4:15PM
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Na its 3D aliens, thats the marks they leave going from one dimention to the other.

sausage
QLD, 4873 posts
18 Jun 2010 6:16PM
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petermac33 said...

guessing caused by Haarp.



Isn't this the noise that the dying soldier made when Garp's mother was straddling him in the hospital?

"World according to Garp" by John Irving

getfunky
WA, 4485 posts
18 Jun 2010 4:18PM
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Alien homeboys who haven't heard of big textas?

getfunky
WA, 4485 posts
18 Jun 2010 4:19PM
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sausage said...

petermac33 said...

guessing caused by Haarp.



Isn't this the noise that the dying soldier made when Garp's mother was straddling him in the hospital?

"World according to Garp" by John Irving


Classic film.

Have never been able to 'relax' with female company in the driveway since!

nick0
NSW, 510 posts
18 Jun 2010 6:21PM
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some one should servey them to see how cose to perfect they are

SandS
VIC, 5904 posts
18 Jun 2010 6:23PM
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You people are all mad ! Of course it,s bloody aliens that that do this.The "people" you see pictured doing this mowing, must be god damm freaking aliens. No earthling would have the time or energy to do that much extra pointless work!
Viva those alien freaks!!!!!

Diver
WA, 554 posts
18 Jun 2010 4:53PM
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Recently this one happened in Perth....





choco
SA, 4075 posts
18 Jun 2010 6:30PM
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Diver said...

Recently this one happened in Perth....








lol

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
18 Jun 2010 5:10PM
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choco said...

Diver said...

Recently this one happened in Perth....








lol



Must be aliens then

maxm
NSW, 864 posts
18 Jun 2010 7:30PM
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choco said...

sausage said...

choco said...

what about Marree Man???




Wasn't he done recently in South Australia by a farmer on a tractor with some GPS co-ordinates. Wonder if he used a Garmin or GT-31?


nah nah...who told you that it's ancient made by some aliens! the farmer covered over the anal probe so it wouldn't offend


Yep, I reckon you're right choco. I got anal probed not so long ago and that's EXACTLY how I was standing afterwards.

maxm
NSW, 864 posts
18 Jun 2010 7:33PM
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^^^^

Come to think of it, I got the snip done many years ago. Walked like a cowboy for a week AND had that padding around the nuts as well. So maybe they just didn't want him breeding?

Mark _australia
WA, 22722 posts
18 Jun 2010 6:10PM
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maxm said...

Yep, I reckon you're right choco. I got anal probed not so long ago and that's EXACTLY how I was standing afterwards.




By aliens or a qualified medical practitioner I hope...

FlySurfer
NSW, 4456 posts
18 Jun 2010 8:21PM
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I have 3 books that go into the maths of them and many documentaries about crop circles and to be honest I'm completely stomp on this.

There have been man made ones, and even media sponsored designs, but they pail in comparison.

@poor relative: you're assuming too much travel, aliens, technology, corn?

PS: Dr. seriously lay of the rense man.

FormulaNova
WA, 14845 posts
18 Jun 2010 7:27PM
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Yeah, for once I agree that The Doctor is right. I must be going crazy when I start to believe.

As if men can make Circles in a crop field... pffff! As if!

Circles? It's almost like they would have to have mastered the advanced art of using string...

Cassa
WA, 1305 posts
18 Jun 2010 9:40PM
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Diver said...

Recently this one happened in Perth....








Yr really mean

I just hope we dont have to put up with dockers disease (the one they got rid of) for the next 15 yrs



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