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Forums > General Discussion   Shooting the breeze...

Crop circles ARE man made..!!

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Created by theDoctor > 9 months ago, 18 Jun 2010
saltiest1
NSW, 2510 posts
18 Jun 2010 11:51PM
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id like to see crop triangles actually. in pastels.yeah. that would be lovely.

OceanBlue64
VIC, 980 posts
19 Jun 2010 9:07AM
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Personally I would prefer to see the 3D version

colinwill78
VIC, 1395 posts
20 Jun 2010 12:49PM
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there's some cool vids of crap circles on youtube.
And what do all of them have in common? 8-200 pages of comments about God.
So stop giving aliens credit for Gods work.
Sheeesh!!

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
21 Jun 2010 10:26AM
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FlySurfer said...

I have 3 books that go into the maths of them and many documentaries about crop circles and to be honest I'm completely stomp on this.


@ Flysurfer WTF do you mean by "I'm completely stomp on this." ?

And because you have read books on maths that makes it correct? Please!

If it was aliens how come no one has ever seen them been formed ect?? And why are they only done at night???????

the crop circle argument has plenty of holes in it

evlPanda
NSW, 9205 posts
21 Jun 2010 4:59PM
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If the aliens come here they should learn to speak English, or they're not welcome. We don't need that crop circle jibberish.

And if the circles are for the dolphins then the aliens are even stupider than one could possibly imagine.

And if they travel all that way, talk to us telepathically, walk through walls, have obviously advanced technology, etc. etc. why do they still persist in anal examinations?

evlPanda
NSW, 9205 posts
21 Jun 2010 5:03PM
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doggie said...
And because you have read books on maths that makes it correct? Please!


you know, the matchs where if you take the length of my keyboard, multiply it by 3.14 and then multiply to the power of ten you get ... let me see, so much to choose from... hang on, divide it by 2, you get the distance from the Earth to the sun, give or take 10%.

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
21 Jun 2010 3:24PM
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evlPanda said...

If the aliens come here they should learn to speak English, or they're not welcome. We don't need that crop circle jibberish.

And if the circles are for the dolphins then the aliens are even stupider than one could possibly imagine.

And if they travel all that way, talk to us telepathically, walk through walls, have obviously advanced technology, etc. etc. why do they still persist in anal examinations?


They like anal? They have interceped to much crap from the porn channel

Trant
NSW, 601 posts
21 Jun 2010 5:31PM
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Has anyone considered that it could be Ming the Merciless from Flash Gordon?

The Emperor Ming said Every thousand years, I test each life system in the Universe. I visit it with mysteries, earthquakes, unpredicted eclipses, strange craters in the wilderness... If these are taken as natural, I judge that system ignorant and harmless - I spare it. But if the Hand of Ming is recognized in these events, I judge that system dangerous to us. I call upon the great god Dyzan, and for his greater glory... and for our mutual pleasure... I destroy it utterly.


Yep, it must be natural, right? RIGHT!!!!

japie
NSW, 7065 posts
21 Jun 2010 5:55PM
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I have never given it much thought but if you were so inclined it would not take terribly much work if you know a little about mechanics and programming to modify a harvester that could cut the most intricate patterns with zero human effort other than some smart work with a computer and gps.

As to the things like the lines in Mexico, with the little I know about unexplained stuff like that, and there is purportedly stuff in the pyramids that is also not fully explained, if I was alive and it was proved to be caused by some intergalactic travel, I would not be suprised. It is very, very big out there and almost incomprehsibly complex.

What I can understand is that any life form that has developed sufficiently to do such stuff has developed well beyond the comprehension of the majority in our planet. And it is likely that they don't want to visit because they left our approach behind so long ago that they no longer have the weapons or the will to fight.

theDoctor
NSW, 5784 posts
21 Jun 2010 6:46PM
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oh to be blissfully ignorant once more

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
21 Jun 2010 4:58PM
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@ Doc.

So if they wernt man made, how did what ever made them, make them?

I have read plenty on the subject and would like to know your theory on them.

I am convinced that they are man made but, like aliens, we cant say they exist but cant say they do either.

I always thought that it was strange that alot of them happened near stonehenge.

What are your thoughts?

theDoctor
NSW, 5784 posts
21 Jun 2010 10:58PM
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doggie said...
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I am convinced that they are man made but, like aliens, we cant say they exist but cant say they do either.

What are your thoughts?


i think your parents were related...

petermac33
WA, 6415 posts
22 Jun 2010 12:34AM
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i believe crop-circles are man made.

by a bloke in a suit pressing a switch to turn on haarp or some other hi-tech device.

come on Doc,what is the cause,spell it out.

deXtrous
NSW, 451 posts
22 Jun 2010 3:19AM
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japie said...

I have never given it much thought but if you were so inclined it would not take terribly much work if you know a little about mechanics and programming to modify a harvester that could cut the most intricate patterns with zero human effort other than some smart work with a computer and gps.

As to the things like the lines in Mexico, with the little I know about unexplained stuff like that, and there is purportedly stuff in the pyramids that is also not fully explained, if I was alive and it was proved to be caused by some intergalactic travel, I would not be suprised. It is very, very big out there and almost incomprehsibly complex.

What I can understand is that any life form that has developed sufficiently to do such stuff has developed well beyond the comprehension of the majority in our planet. And it is likely that they don't want to visit because they left our approach behind so long ago that they no longer have the weapons or the will to fight.





You do know crop circles have existed long before the invention of GPS?

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
22 Jun 2010 8:35AM
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theDoctor said...

doggie said...
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I am convinced that they are man made but, like aliens, we cant say they exist but cant say they do either.

What are your thoughts?


i think your parents were related...


Such low level wit so you started a thread stating that crop circles arnt man made, where is your proof? If you have any....................

Baita
41 posts
22 Jun 2010 9:55AM
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photo shop for sure.

theDoctor
NSW, 5784 posts
22 Jun 2010 12:42PM
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the crops are not cut, they are not even 'pushed' over, they are heated on one side of the stalk/stem gently forcing the plant to lay over on one side. the stems are interwoven with each other, kind of like a hair plat pattern not just layed flat.

the plants are not damaged at all, and there are reports of increased yeilds in areas of crop circle activity.

they are exact to within inches, some 800ft circles and complex geometric paterns exact to within inches, and thats only because we can not measure them more exactly.

the symbols on many examples have been discovered to represent formulae, algorithm and molecular structure. symbols are used as a universal communication device.
there have been many eyewitness' to the circles forming and one case i know of where the circle (pattern) formed around them while they were unawares.

this is defineately not haarp

they are not just limited to crops in the uk
there have been many examples recorded in australia (quite a few around the area of canberra)

if intelligent life were to contact us, would they turn up to the local shopping mall and present themselves to the juvenile deadheads we regard as our future?, how about the military, maybe they would like to compare guns and torture techniques?, would they book a tv special in corporate controlled media with our sycophantic, pathetic disgusting politicians as the leading examples of humanity....? (anyone watch Q&A on abc last night, graham richardson is a down low and disgusting human being)

or, would they place amazingly intricate, detailed and exact symbols of communication out in the open for all to see, and watch for someone smart enough enlightened enough and worthy to acknowledge and understand them for what they are and wait for the rest of us catch up.

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
22 Jun 2010 10:49AM
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Its amazing what you can read off a website, I read that one as well. Not convincing..

theDoctor
NSW, 5784 posts
22 Jun 2010 1:22PM
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yeah you got me doggie, it really is just twenty of your mates with a gps and couple of fence pailings tied to some rope, out in the fields at night after a couple of six packs.
here are some more examples of your mates work... boy are they ever so clever..










pweedas
WA, 4642 posts
22 Jun 2010 11:25AM
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japie said...

I have never given it much thought but if you were so inclined it would not take terribly much work if you know a little about mechanics and programming to modify a harvester that could cut the most intricate patterns with zero human effort other than some smart work with a computer and gps.



Harvesters leave wheel marks. Anyone can see wheel marks and there are none in the crop patterns.
Crop circles were around long before gps guided harvesters.
There are no wheel marks between disconnected elements of the patterns.

To listen to any number of people admitting to making crop circles does not mean that they are all made the same way.
I have no doubt that there are many crop circles which are man made.
BUT... it only needs one to be NOT man made for there to be very intriguing question raised. And just looking at the intricacy of some of these patterns I think it highly probable that they cannot all be explained by 'uni students with string and swash boards wandering around the paddocks at night'.

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
22 Jun 2010 12:23PM
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theDoctor said...


yeah you got me doggie, it really is just twenty of your mates with a gps and couple of fence pailings tied to some rope, out in the fields at night after a couple of six packs.
here are some more examples of your mates work... boy are they ever so clever







Yea that last one, cmon. What are the chances of the aliens doing a self portrait lol You got me on that one mate

I know for a fact that the alien one with the disc was for an advert in the UK.
so busted!!

Ian K
WA, 4120 posts
22 Jun 2010 2:06PM
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It's a giant dot matrix printer. And the printer runs on tracks of the same gauge as the harvester. Are there any large examples done on a clean canvas?


theDoctor
NSW, 5784 posts
22 Jun 2010 4:33PM
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doggie said...

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I know for a face that the alien one with the disc was for an advert in the UK.
so busted!!


so you know for a face eh..?

show me the ad dogbert...



the alien face is circa 2003

poor relative
WA, 9091 posts
22 Jun 2010 2:49PM
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You want to believe Doc regardless.

You remind me of an evangelist - their whole life shaped by their passion that their beliefs are absolute - spurred on by the nay sayers

You should take a step back, create some balance.

Their are perhaps some arguments that are for crop circles being of unknown origin, however there is another train of thought that says its hoax.
Until their is an official standard developed for determining the nature of crop circles its always going to be an unknown.

So, do you believe in god Doc?

theDoctor
NSW, 5784 posts
22 Jun 2010 4:55PM
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poor relative
WA, 9091 posts
22 Jun 2010 3:02PM
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Man made





doggie
WA, 15849 posts
22 Jun 2010 3:05PM
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theDoctor said...

doggie said...

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I know for a face that the alien one with the disc was for an advert in the UK.
so busted!!


so you know for a face eh..?

show me the ad dogbert...

the alien face is circa 2003


Show me proof of aliens..

choco
SA, 4096 posts
22 Jun 2010 4:45PM
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doggie said...

theDoctor said...

doggie said...

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I know for a face that the alien one with the disc was for an advert in the UK.
so busted!!


so you know for a face eh..?

show me the ad dogbert...

the alien face is circa 2003


Show me proof of aliens..



theDoctor
NSW, 5784 posts
22 Jun 2010 5:18PM
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poor relative said...

You want to believe Doc regardless.


not regardless, i think there are more examples of others breezers not wanting to believe regardless, e.g, 9-11, flouride, chemtrails etc...


You remind me of an evangelist - their whole life shaped by their passion that their beliefs are absolute - spurred on by the nay sayers


beliefs are not absolute, vodka is absolute... i laugh at how hypocritical the nay sayers tend to be... e.g 'there is no conspiracy, people are too disorganised in simple matters...' then, 'crop circles are a conspiracy, its twenty guys from down the pub with a gps at night, easy to organise...'

You should take a step back, create some balance.


too laughable to even bother responding too, but thanks rells, i'll keep it in mind next time i am actually standing back and viewing all available data before hypothesising an opinion*


Their are perhaps some arguments that are for crop circles being of unknown origin, however there is another train of thought that says its hoax.
Until their is an official standard developed for determining the nature of crop circles its always going to be an unknown.


who gets to dictate an official standard, the same vested interests that currently keeps humanity in a slave state...?
how are/can they be explained as a hoax (in an official standard)...?
how come the hoaxers never come forward and divulge their methods...?


So, do you believe in god Doc?


i have an opinion


*an opinion does not dictate a belief

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
22 Jun 2010 3:41PM
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choco said...

doggie said...

theDoctor said...

doggie said...

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I know for a face that the alien one with the disc was for an advert in the UK.
so busted!!


so you know for a face eh..?

show me the ad dogbert...

the alien face is circa 2003


Show me proof of aliens..






Spaceship ones choco lol, so funny



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