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Created by Greenroom > 9 months ago, 17 Jan 2008
Greenroom
WA, 7608 posts
17 Jan 2008 1:37PM
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Who does the nasty dishes at your place? (for those unfortunate people like me that don't have a dishwasher) And.... if you cook should you have to do the dishes too?
Needing some feedback. Ta (greenroomette)

Rider5
WA, 567 posts
17 Jan 2008 1:46PM
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You definately have to do them. If you make the mess you have to clean the mess ! and Mr Greenroom doesn't have time to do them he must go sailing instead !

Greenroom
WA, 7608 posts
17 Jan 2008 1:49PM
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heeeeey, i work too needing some support guys..... plus he DOES go sailing whenever he wants (i'm a very understanding wife, plus i made a deal...)

grumplestiltskin
WA, 2331 posts
17 Jan 2008 1:54PM
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I thought that was why girls had smaller feet - so they could stand closer to the sink







only jokin - in my house its me who gets stuck with the pots and pans etc.

(dishes go in the dishwasher)

NotWal
QLD, 7428 posts
17 Jan 2008 3:00PM
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If he goes sailing the cosmic law of karmic balance says he must cook AND clean AND give you a massage at least, or you are entitled to kick him out and keep half of everything including his sailing kit and his super.

mrbonk
NSW, 483 posts
17 Jan 2008 4:00PM
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I reckon it should be 'you cook, you clean'. You have to alternate the cooking between you though.

Greenroom
WA, 7608 posts
17 Jan 2008 2:00PM
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Rider5 said...

You definately have to do them. If you make the mess you have to clean the mess ! and Mr Greenroom doesn't have time to do them he must go sailing instead !



so i guess i'll never cook and he will just have to starve, which might actually happen sometimes Cool problem solvered

knot board
QLD, 1241 posts
17 Jan 2008 3:03PM
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Hi Greenroomette,

Mrs KnotBoard appreciates that I refuse to do laundry; that's why she never has to touch the washing up.

HOWEVER... I have rule that all plates must be rinsed before leaving them on the washing up pile
Mrs Knotboard is allowed to break this rule at her discression

Sorry if I dropped you in it there Greeny.

waveslave
WA, 4263 posts
17 Jan 2008 2:29PM
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Greenroom said...

Who does the nasty dishes at your place? (for those unfortunate people like me that don't have a dishwasher) And.... if you cook should you have to do the dishes too?
Needing some feedback. Ta (greenroomette)


Our butler normally delegates the job to one of the downstairs maids.

Dawn Patrol
WA, 1991 posts
17 Jan 2008 2:31PM
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I would get him to do them. You made it, he cleans it, its only fair i think. Man oh man i love our dishwasher.
Dont complain about dishes anyone, should see what i had to do at work when i was new there

Paradox
QLD, 1326 posts
17 Jan 2008 3:49PM
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definitely the maid's job, and if she breaks one we dock the $2 a day we pay her.......if she breaks two she gets docked AND can't sleep in the dogs kennel that night, has to pack down under the mango tree.....

Yes I am joking........


......the dog would never let her sleep in the kennel...

Leech
WA, 1933 posts
17 Jan 2008 3:37PM
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Barbie, you have 2 dogs. Why do you need to wash the dishes?

Captain Bob
WA, 160 posts
17 Jan 2008 4:07PM
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Paper plates, no washing.

mytchook
QLD, 561 posts
17 Jan 2008 6:44PM
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One cooks and the other does the dishes. That is the way it has always been in our household. I cook and my husband does the dishes (He really can't cook)

getfunky
WA, 4485 posts
17 Jan 2008 6:26PM
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$600 for a dishwasher is one of the few ways I would happily give up a new board/kite to keep the domestic harmony (Sorry Greeny looks like one more season for your old kites )

Greenroom
WA, 7608 posts
17 Jan 2008 7:40PM
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mytchook said...

One cooks and the other does the dishes. That is the way it has always been in our household. I cook and my husband does the dishes (He really can't cook)


gee sounds like a mirror image of my place...... does your other half try to cook pasta with tomato sauce and cheese and pass it off as dinner too?

Leech
WA, 1933 posts
17 Jan 2008 7:56PM
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Captain Bob said...

Paper plates, no washing.


And BBQ everything

Sandi Bottom
WA, 54 posts
17 Jan 2008 8:36PM
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I'm lucky enough to have a dishwasher and a husband to do the pots and pans, but I just want to know....... Can Cold Water Clean Dishes?



This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean.



Frank went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Georgia .

After spending a great evening chatting the night away, Frank's grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast. However, Frank noticed a film like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather asking, "Are these plates clean?"

His grandfather replied, "They're as clean as cold water can get them. Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!"


For lunch the old man made hamburgers. Again, Frank was concerned about the plates as his appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked, "Are you sure these plates are clean?"

Without looking up the old man said, "I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Now don't you fret, I don't want to hear another word about it!"






Later that afternoon, Frank was on his way to a nearby town and as he was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass. Frank yelled and said, "Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car".



Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV, the old man shouted...



"COLDWATER, GO LAY DOWN!!!!"



Meet Coldwater.....................

mytchook
QLD, 561 posts
17 Jan 2008 10:31PM
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Greenroom said...

mytchook said...

One cooks and the other does the dishes. That is the way it has always been in our household. I cook and my husband does the dishes (He really can't cook)


gee sounds like a mirror image of my place...... does your other half try to cook pasta with tomato sauce and cheese and pass it off as dinner too?



OMG YES!!!! And to add a little excitement he might add baked beans too!!!

WINDY MILLER
WA, 3183 posts
17 Jan 2008 10:08PM
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get him to sell one of his SEVERAL boards that he NEVER uses and buy a dishwasher


dishwashers are worth there weight in GOLD.

WINDY MILLER
WA, 3183 posts
17 Jan 2008 10:16PM
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pots and pans stay in dishwasher for several cycles till they are clean

kitecrazzzy
WA, 2184 posts
17 Jan 2008 10:29PM
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waveslave said...

Greenroom said...

Who does the nasty dishes at your place? (for those unfortunate people like me that don't have a dishwasher) And.... if you cook should you have to do the dishes too?
Needing some feedback. Ta (greenroomette)


Our butler normally delegates the job to one of the downstairs maids.




hmm, south africa was fun while it lasted. [dont hate, we had 2 maids and a gardener cus its up to the whites to provide jobs and we could have had only one and made them work hard. what's less moral?]

Greenroom
WA, 7608 posts
18 Jan 2008 2:20AM
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WINDY MILLER said...

get him to sell one of his SEVERAL boards that he NEVER uses and buy a dishwasher


dishwashers are worth there weight in GOLD.


Yeh I think I'd be dreaming Plus my electrician is useless

poor relative
WA, 9089 posts
18 Jan 2008 10:36AM
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Child labour. Its the way of the future

stribo
QLD, 1628 posts
18 Jan 2008 12:09PM
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In exchange for her cooking and washing up... i let her have her way with me

elizabethb
QLD, 2081 posts
18 Jan 2008 12:35PM
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Mum cooks.
Mum washes.

I dry. LOL
Usually around 1am.

stribo
QLD, 1628 posts
18 Jan 2008 12:42PM
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Just a point i thought i might add to this thread.The old drying up with a tea towel is one of the most unhygenic things you can do in the kitchen.It is a very common cause of food poisoning.

Mark _australia
WA, 22250 posts
18 Jan 2008 3:12PM
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The best killer of germs is UV.
Rinse the dishes in water and leave them in the sun.

Captain Bob
WA, 160 posts
18 Jan 2008 3:20PM
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Go out for dinner, someone else cooks and cleans for you.

stribo
QLD, 1628 posts
18 Jan 2008 4:47PM
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Mark _australia said...

The best killer of germs is UV.
Rinse the dishes in water and leave them in the sun.


A hand full of beach sand at the waters edge to wash em and then leave em in the sun

elmo
WA, 8713 posts
18 Jan 2008 4:00PM
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Greenroom said...

Who does the nasty dishes at your place? (for those unfortunate people like me that don't have a dishwasher) And.... if you cook should you have to do the dishes too?
Needing some feedback. Ta (greenroomette)


Ask the boy to help out with the dishes 3 times.

If he (management) refuses to help out, then go out on strike put a total black ban on the kitchen until conditions improve and the safety of the work environment due to the unsafe build up of dishes has been improved.

After a week of strike action, the Dishwasher which you had already ordered should then be installed and ready for action

If you ask, you have a 50/50 chance of a knock back.
Make a decision and go out and get one



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