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Gay Immigrants ?

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Created by Macroscien > 9 months ago, 9 Sep 2012
evlPanda
NSW, 9202 posts
11 Sep 2012 10:31AM
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FlySurfer said...
... an uncultured red neck fly infested dust bowl at the ass end of the world


This is the best thread ever.

SP
10979 posts
11 Sep 2012 10:05AM
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Macroscien said...



Suppose that I wanted to discuss this difficult matter on the forum in the intelligent and logical manner, unbiased and without offending anybody.




For that to occur it would need to be a logical and intelligent topic . And not offensive.

IMO it is not and I think by people response a lot of others have taken it that way to.

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
11 Sep 2012 10:10AM
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SP said...

Macroscien said...



Suppose that I wanted to discuss this difficult matter on the forum in the intelligent and logical manner, unbiased and without offending anybody.




For that to occur it would need to be a logical and intelligent topic . And not offensive.

IMO it is not and I think by people response a lot of others have taken it that way to.




SP
10979 posts
11 Sep 2012 10:16AM
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doggie said...

SP said...

Macroscien said...



Suppose that I wanted to discuss this difficult matter on the forum in the intelligent and logical manner, unbiased and without offending anybody.




For that to occur it would need to be a logical and intelligent topic . And not offensive.

IMO it is not and I think by people response a lot of others have taken it that way to.






What, so now you're saying gay terrorist are going to arrive by helicat...

Or are you saying they are going to use cats as weapons.. I found this prototype of a surface to air kitty, the gay terrorist immigrants are developing it to shoot down weather ballrooms so we have no weather... Their afraid they will be exposed on Seabreeze so they are taking down the weather stations..







Macroscien
QLD, 6806 posts
11 Sep 2012 12:32PM
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well, consensus appear on SB
-offending Muslims is welcome
-torturing animals as well
-bashing women accepted
-touching gays (related soft spots) offensive

Rupert
TAS, 2967 posts
11 Sep 2012 12:33PM
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Macroscien said...

"Suppose that I wanted to discuss this difficult matter on the forum in the intelligent and logical manner, unbiased and without offending anybody".

Mac I do apologise I did not realise that this was a legitimate concern of yours, I thought it was a tongue in cheek send up of, 'Reds under the Bed's' or 'Beware the Yellow Peril' leaning towards is that a 'Pink by your Sink'. Maybe it is my warped and twisted sense of humour but not for one minute did I consider you were 'fair dinkum' concerned.

This is a Joke.........isn't it?

cisco
QLD, 12321 posts
11 Sep 2012 12:40PM
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SP said...

I'm just sitting laughing imagining, two arab terrorist trying to convince Aussie custom and immigration that they are in a loving gay relationship....



Not hard to be convinced at all. There are probably more homo Arabs than hetro.

Did you not see the report on ABC (4 corners or Foreign Corr) about their dancing boys??

cisco
QLD, 12321 posts
11 Sep 2012 1:10PM
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evlPanda said...

and Macro, dude, there is no way in hell a Muslim terrorist/fundamentalist is going to pretend to be gay. He'd rather die a thousand times. Honestly.



No he won't pretend to be gay, he will just be gay.

He would rather die a thousand deaths than have to admit it openly.

cisco
QLD, 12321 posts
11 Sep 2012 1:15PM
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evlPanda said...

some tree-hugging, transgender, cross-dressing (yes both) hippy fomr the UN would come rushing in from stage left, hands flapping, saying "You can't discriminate against a terrorist if they are gay! Being gay supercedes all security checks!"




You've nailed it Panda. That is the way the world works these days.

myusernam
QLD, 6112 posts
11 Sep 2012 1:17PM
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Macroscien said...

well, consensus appear on SB
-offending Muslims is welcome
-torturing animals as well
-bashing women accepted
-touching gays (related soft spots) offensive


I reckon most european blokes are only a shandy or two away from some male on male action anyway. They kiss eachother hello don't they? You sure your not gay marco? maybe you are and you just don't know it - we could get you deported you know.

FlySurfer
NSW, 4453 posts
11 Sep 2012 1:54PM
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Macroscien said...

well, consensus appear on SB
-offending Muslims is welcome
-torturing animals as well
-bashing women accepted
-denigrating religion as often as possible
-touching gays (related soft spots) offensive


Bingo!

How long have you been here?

FlySurfer
NSW, 4453 posts
11 Sep 2012 1:56PM
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cisco said...

SP said...

I'm just sitting laughing imagining, two arab terrorist trying to convince Aussie custom and immigration that they are in a loving gay relationship....



Not hard to be convinced at all. There are probably more homo Arabs than hetro.

Did you not see the report on ABC (4 corners or Foreign Corr) about their dancing boys??


Afghans have the dancing boys, two countries over fool.

Macroscien
QLD, 6806 posts
11 Sep 2012 1:59PM
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Rupert said...

Macroscien said...

"Suppose that I wanted to discuss this difficult matter on the forum in the intelligent and logical manner, unbiased and without offending anybody".

Mac I do apologise I did not realise that this was a legitimate concern of yours, I thought it was a tongue in cheek send up of, 'Reds under the Bed's' or 'Beware the Yellow Peril' leaning towards is that a 'Pink by your Sink'. Maybe it is my warped and twisted sense of humour but not for one minute did I consider you were 'fair dinkum' concerned.

This is a Joke.........isn't it?

I am really not going to defend myself ( as such could be instantly seen as gay bashing - which I declared to avoid ).
I gave you up then benefit to be in the delusional believe about your intelectual superiority

FlySurfer
NSW, 4453 posts
11 Sep 2012 2:18PM
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felixdcat
WA, 3519 posts
11 Sep 2012 12:20PM
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Already happening....................... look at the boats.................. no many females there????? all young men and kids????? are they pedophil as well??????
rest my case!

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
11 Sep 2012 12:48PM
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felixdcat said...

Already happening....................... look at the boats.................. no many females there????? all young men and kids????? are they pedophil as well??????
rest my case!


FFS Felix

Mark _australia
WA, 22237 posts
11 Sep 2012 12:58PM
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I this thread. Felix and Macro are making my opinions look tame - almost normal.
I like anyone who makes me look normal.

felixdcat
WA, 3519 posts
11 Sep 2012 1:03PM
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doggie said...

felixdcat said...

Already happening....................... look at the boats.................. no many females there????? all young men and kids????? are they pedophil as well??????
rest my case!


FFS Felix



Just taking the pisssss!


doggie
WA, 15849 posts
11 Sep 2012 1:12PM
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^ Didnt sound like it.....

evlPanda
NSW, 9202 posts
11 Sep 2012 3:14PM
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cisco said...

evlPanda said...

and Macro, dude, there is no way in hell a Muslim terrorist/fundamentalist is going to pretend to be gay. He'd rather die a thousand times. Honestly.



No he won't pretend to be gay, he will just be gay.

He would rather die a thousand deaths than have to admit it openly.


Exactly.


But even if he was still alive after dying 1,000 times how being married is going to help anyone pass a security check is beyond me. Is this how you imagine it Macro?

ASIO: Hello Immigration.
Immigration: Hello
ASIO: File 1234. Look. This guy's come up on our radar. Yada yada.
Immigration: OK [Red Fail Stamp]

Later that day...

UN Equal Right Commision (or something): Hello Immigration
Immigration: Hello
UN: Listen with file 1234. He's gay. He has an access all areas pass, so to speak.
Immigration: OK, I'll just fix it. [Green Pass Stamp]

Come. One. This is fantastic.

Rupert
TAS, 2967 posts
11 Sep 2012 3:25PM
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Macroscien your original post:
"Are we opening new legal Pandora box with legalizing gay marriage here?
Soon internet brides both genders could immigrate legally.
Every person could marry anybody overseas and claim right to introduce to this country.
Isn't a bit worry perspective ?"


Mate, don't take offence, you put it out there and we are currently at 3 pages going on 4 of responses, most I understand not quite what you expected. Maybe the wording of your original post threw some people. I doubt if you had posted 2 threads one titled “Marriage Scams and Immigration” followed up by “Gay Marriage –"Should it be Legal” you would have got this response.
Without giving myself up to my “delusional belief about my intellectual superiority” I will reveal a couple of things about myself.

Yes – I do have a close association with the gay community.

No – I am not a **** – my son is. I once sat around a table drinking beer with six other blokes and I was the only 'straight' guy there.

No – I don't think I would be comfortable attending my son's wedding to another bloke therefore do not endorse gay marriage as such.

No – I do not believe that legalising of gay (homosexual) marriage will increase the influx of persons seeking refugee status by boat plane or taxicab based on that lawful liaison.

Yes – I am concerned at the number of people entering Australia using documents of dubious origin and that would include a marriage certificate. I am even more concerned about those that arrive with no documents at all.

No - I am not concerned about pseudo homosexuals obtaining residency based on sham marriages in order to create mischief. There are more than enough “Sham Heterosexual Marriages” doing that already.




I still tell '****ter' jokes; in fact some of the better ones come from my son and his mates. I still laugh at ethnic jokes whether targeted at the Irish, French, Poms, Kiwis or Moslems etc etc. I stand to defend when issues become personal and offensive, however I do understand that what I find funny, someone else may find offensive and vice versa. I refrain from swearing around women and children and don't post swear words on line. In other words I don't go out of my way to cause offence or post deliberately inflammatory remarks.

I am not going to start on 'Asylum seekers, boat people or refugees' creating false liaisons to enter the country.

OK.

Macroscien
QLD, 6806 posts
11 Sep 2012 3:36PM
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evlPanda said...
How (being gay) help anyone pass a security check is beyond me. Is this how you imagine it Macro?

Yes, I imagine that at full face make up, clothed appropriately g*y is practically unsearchable at airport security point.
-frisking by straight person is hardly feasible
-by another airport official g*y security officer will be met with complain of sexual harassment against airport when done thoroughly
- security camera scan with your eyes wide closed - doesn't help much either

tmurray
WA, 485 posts
11 Sep 2012 2:00PM
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Mark _australia said...

I this thread. Felix and Macro are making my opinions look tame - almost normal.
I like anyone who makes me look normal.




Thats the problem with the internet, look hard enough and anything can be normalised.

PS that doesn't mean I'm accusing you of being normal.

evlPanda
NSW, 9202 posts
11 Sep 2012 4:25PM
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Macroscien said...

evlPanda said...
How (being gay) help anyone pass a security check is beyond me. Is this how you imagine it Macro?

Yes, I imagine that at full face make up, clothed appropriately g*y is practically unsearchable at airport security point.
-frisking by straight person is hardly feasible
-by another airport official g*y security officer will be met with complain of sexual harassment against airport when done thoroughly
- security camera scan with your eyes wide closed - doesn't help much either


I can't even begin to understand the where this is going on from and this isn't really cartoon world something unfathomable.

So that's it then.
Interpol. CIA operations. ASIO operations. International intelligence cooperatives. Everything you have to go through to get a visa. Not to mention billions of dollars of airport security.

All that, thwarted with a dress.

STAND BACK! HE'S WEARING A DRESS!!

stamp
QLD, 2765 posts
11 Sep 2012 4:29PM
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Macroscien
QLD, 6806 posts
11 Sep 2012 5:01PM
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evlPanda said...

Interpol. CIA operations. ASIO operations. International intelligence cooperatives.

Hope that terrorist are dumb as you think they are.
If I told you a decade ago that one my take a plane full of people and slam it against highest building in vicinity, instead of just asking for a few million dollars ransom as usual, you tell me that is pretty damn idea.
Lets wait 1 +2 years required as per application form and see g*y invasion sky rocketing.
Then too late, I told you so...

SP
10979 posts
11 Sep 2012 3:15PM
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Macroscien
QLD, 6806 posts
11 Sep 2012 5:20PM
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evlPanda said...
Is this how you imagine it Macro?

ASIO: Hello Immigration.
Immigration: Hello
ASIO: File 1234. Look. This guy's come up on our radar. Yada yada.

..and I have 10.000 more f***g applications on my desk today !!!
Immigration: OK , f**k, that one g*y motherf*k [Red Fail Stamp] lets the rest go [/b]

Come. One. This is fantastic.

To excuse second office I could only say he works overtime, long hours and must be tired of ever growing application mountain on his desk....

Lets assume that 99.9% of our population is all law obeying society, and only 0.1% black ships capable of stealing something, falsehood or other dishonesty.
That will give us 20,000 people smuggling illegal immigrants per $15,000 a head.

Woodo
WA, 792 posts
11 Sep 2012 3:51PM
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SWEET MOTHER OF MARY!
WHAT HERE GOING ON IS?!?!?!

tmurray
WA, 485 posts
11 Sep 2012 4:39PM
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Woodo said...

SWEET MOTHER OF MARY!
WHAT HERE GOING ON IS?!?!?!




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