I've got a port-a-cot in my spare room taking up valuable space, my brother forgot to dissamble it before he left last time. I'd jut about pay $25 for someone to come and pull it apart for me.
edit; it has instructions but I'll be buggered if I can figure the damn thing out.
I'll be over soon Chris
They're a pizza piss once you know how but OMG they're frustrating before that 
^^^ apparently Mark_ has one for sale, the cot might be a good place to test how sharp the teeth are?
^^^ He forgot to mention remove the baby first
That was my first mistake, when it is all folded up it won't fit in the bag
Rusty Stainless didn't offer up any pearls of wisdom, how much for the chainsaw Mark?
Breaking news, finally got the portacot squared away, no need for the chainsaw anymore Mark.
Once my wife said to me (when I was preparing to change a tyre on her car) "maybe I should learn how to do that in case I ever need to". "Sure", I says. So I gets the wheel brace out of the car, apply the handbrake, and explain to her that it's good to loosen the wheel nuts before jacking the car up. She's very interested so far. I kneel down to remove the hubcap, and no sooner does my knee touch the ground than she says "oh, no I don't think I do that, I'll just call the RACQ!". Guess she didn't realize that it might involve touching the ground or the tyres!
For all that, I'm always happy to help someone who's stuck with it, male or female. Once got stuck myself with a crap wheelbrace and over tightened wheel nuts, when a bloke helped out with a cross brace. Always carry one in my car now.
