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I can smell baby poo!

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Created by MintoxGT > 9 months ago, 6 Feb 2009
surfinchick
251 posts
9 Mar 2009 4:54PM
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I had this emailed to me a few days ago:



MintoxGT
WA, 975 posts
10 Mar 2009 12:34AM
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GOLD!!!!!

EB
SA, 492 posts
10 Mar 2009 5:49PM
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MintoxGT said...



GOLD!!!!!


2ND THAT ALSO.WISH I GOT LAST NIGHTS SLURPY MACHINE OVERFLOW ON FILM.LOL.WAS CHECKING THE NAPPY AT 2.30AM AFTER HEARING SUSPISCIOUS NOISES COMING FROM BELOW WHEN THE FLURO GREEN SLURPY MACHINE MALFUNCTIONED,WAS AS IF REMOVING THE NAPPIE HAD ENGAGED THE DISPENSER.LOL.
NEVER KNEW CHANGING NAPPIES COULD BE SO MUCH FUN.
NOW I AM GOING TO SET MYSELF THE GOAL TO CONTINUALLY BEAT MY PERSONAL PB FOR NAPPIE CHANGING.CURRENTLY STANDING AT 5 MINUTES FLAT.
SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT IS THE FASTEST YOU CAN CHANGE A FULLY SOILED NAPPY?

MintoxGT
WA, 975 posts
10 Mar 2009 4:57PM
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EB I recckon about 2.5 mins, I dont handle my child with care as I have fingers like sausages and he is used to it now, I dont hurt him, well he never complains but I lift, roll, place, wipe x 3 or more depending difficulty of cacca, cream on balls and bum, then I do his, lift and drop him onto nappy, velcro up, night suit on......... Slam dunk back into cot all done!

I have actually videoed a change to send to wifers relatives in Italy, I will see if I can find it and get the time the change took.

Glad to hear the slush puppy machine is all good now

GT

EB
SA, 492 posts
12 Mar 2009 11:22PM
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MintoxGT said...

EB I recckon about 2.5 mins, I dont handle my child with care as I have fingers like sausages and he is used to it now, I dont hurt him, well he never complains but I lift, roll, place, wipe x 3 or more depending difficulty of cacca, cream on balls and bum, then I do his, lift and drop him onto nappy, velcro up, night suit on......... Slam dunk back into cot all done!

I have actually videoed a change to send to wifers relatives in Italy, I will see if I can find it and get the time the change took.

Glad to hear the slush puppy machine is all good now

GT



Cheers MintoxGT,ya gave me a laugh and set the bar nice and high.It's all quite easy when it is just a wet fart. Down to a modest 4:20.Tonight he is home at last and I feel it in my waters he will let rip.
EB

EB
SA, 492 posts
12 Mar 2009 11:28PM
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surfinchick said...

I had this emailed to me a few days ago:





Just showed the wife and her mum the clip all round.Was warned by the Mother InLaw that I have not seen anything yet.
Bring it on

EB
SA, 492 posts
13 Mar 2009 1:07AM
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Bring it on


Well spoke to soon poo every where even on his hospital i.d. bracelet which I innocently thought was out of the firing line on his ankle.**** everywhere lucky he had nappies on???

MintoxGT
WA, 975 posts
13 Mar 2009 2:45PM
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Hey EB,

Me and my big assumtion,

Yesterday - 4mins .15sec
2nd Yesterday - 4mins .05sec

Man I got some work to do, however I am sure that when the boy needs a change at some ridiculous hour in the morning the change feels like it's over in seconds

Go figure

I need my little fella to do poo poo again, must do in 2.30 to be supa change god!!!

Cheers GT

MintoxGT
WA, 975 posts
13 Mar 2009 2:49PM
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To be honest I though that I would be one of those gagging father types when hit by the smell but some kind of survival instict cuts in and it's like linning up a 5000hp Nitro funny car for a 1/4 mile run, nail the foot and dont stop untill you pass the finish line.

Get caught up in the clean up not the OMFG IT STINKS IN HERE GAGGGGGG!

GT

mytchook
QLD, 561 posts
13 Mar 2009 8:27PM
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MintoxGT said...

To be honest I though that I would be one of those gagging father types when hit by the smell but some kind of survival instict cuts in and it's like linning up a 5000hp Nitro funny car for a 1/4 mile run, nail the foot and dont stop untill you pass the finish line.

Get caught up in the clean up not the OMFG IT STINKS IN HERE GAGGGGGG!

GT


As a mum I should be immune to the smell and the look of poop and spew. However, this is not the case.... I have the weakest stomach and cannot handle poop and spew (especially spew).

MintoxGT
WA, 975 posts
14 Mar 2009 1:16AM
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I thought all Mums are super human and are impervious to their siblings disgusting smells??? It is nice to know that, because even when you smell this stuff you keep marching on.... Good on you MTC

I have a mate who is a sympathetic chucker, I pretend to spew and he starts gagging Really handy for when he give me the sh1ts

Heheh Night night



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