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Forums > General Discussion   Shooting the breeze...

Internet Customer review - Veet for Men

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Created by sausage > 9 months ago, 14 May 2012
sausage
QLD, 4873 posts
14 May 2012 6:16PM
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http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK/ref=cm_cr_pr_top_link_1?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0


Just some of the pearls of wisdom espoused;

Possessing as I do a genital cluster that bears an uncanny resemblance (and indeed aroma) to Chewbacca's armpit, I decided to purchase this product. Upon applying the creme to my tassel and conkers, I was taken aback by a sudden and disturbing gasping noise, followed by a sound that I can only describe as the horrific howlings from Satan's own Hell Hound, Cerberus. As I whirled around to view the source of the noise, I perchanced to glance in the bathroom mirror, and, seeing my own mouth stretched agape in a terrible rictus of agony, I deduced the sound was coming from me.

Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS. (I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.)

felixdcat
WA, 3519 posts
14 May 2012 4:30PM
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We are all laughing in the office! Some of the girls are watching us strangely!!!!!

Waterloo
QLD, 1496 posts
14 May 2012 6:50PM
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sausage said...

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK/ref=cm_cr_pr_top_link_1?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=0








stumble across this product by "accident" did we??? - sounds like it would lead to a crumbed sausage...

Diver
WA, 554 posts
14 May 2012 5:24PM
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Funniest read for ages



tightlines
WA, 3488 posts
15 May 2012 1:49AM
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Ha ha gold.

A couple more reviews

Probably the first thing you will notice after using this product is the pain. Although as a man I lack the required experience, I'm going to estimate that using this product is at least eleven times more painful than childbirth.
Imagine sticking a rusty razor blade into your favourite eye, before tying your hands behind your back. Then imagine that you use the entrenched razor blade to slice open a raw onion. All the while being butt naked. This product is slightly more painful than that.




Picture the scene: a badly sunburnt, blistered and shaved Boris Johnson carries two red Space Hoppers accross the surface of Mars. This is an accurrate description of the current state of my genital region 3 weeks after a liberal application of this product.



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