Due to the very unfortunate sequence of events that led to our fearless leader faceplanting the subcontinent terrain,
Rumours are surfacing indicating the governments intention to fight this evil with a GRAVITY TAX,
Must be true, I saw it on the internet.
Saw her on a interview where she said high heels caused it and men wouldn't understand. Straight after blasting Abbott for a solid two weeks for being sexist.
Yeah....Whatever Joolia
High heels tax perhaps.....
Still less embarrassing than John Howard trying to bowl.
PS her name is Julia, every time you spell it wrong you look like an idiot.