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Forums > General Discussion   Shooting the breeze...

Man vs Great White

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Created by mattyjee > 9 months ago, 26 Aug 2012
mattyjee
WA, 575 posts
26 Aug 2012 3:41PM
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Next time I go surfing or diving I'm packing bags of ratsack in my wetsuit with me so if I get taken by a Great White, as my last act I at least manage to KILL THE BASTARD HAHA! DIE SHARK MOTHER****ER!!!

FlySurfer
NSW, 4460 posts
26 Aug 2012 11:20PM
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Can we call you Cane Toad?

Simondo
VIC, 8020 posts
27 Aug 2012 7:50AM
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Haha!
But I'm not convinced that will actually kill the shark!

bumpy
1 posts
27 Aug 2012 3:00PM
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But it would be funny on the news report

" The great white shark, suspected of killing WA man mattyjee, has washed up onshore. After further analysis the cause of death has been put down to, RATSACK poisioning "

GypsyDrifter
WA, 2371 posts
27 Aug 2012 3:13PM
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mattyjee said...

Next time I go surfing or diving I'm packing bags of ratsack in my wetsuit with me so if I get taken by a Great White, as my last act I at least manage to KILL THE BASTARD HAHA! DIE SHARK MOTHER****ER!!!


They bite and spit you out....there will just be red blood in the water and bits of green ratsack floating though it

newguy
654 posts
27 Aug 2012 4:37PM
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Why not just paddle out on a SUP and give this a shot before your surf?

GypsyDrifter
WA, 2371 posts
27 Aug 2012 5:08PM
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^^^^ can someone explain wtf they are doing..or am I just blonde

Dawn Patrol
WA, 1991 posts
27 Aug 2012 6:47PM
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Losing fingers by the looks of it.

Nah, chuck a stick of dynamite into water, and it will kill all the fish nearby which then float to the surface.



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