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Mark_australia

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Created by Sibbo V3 > 9 months ago, 18 Apr 2012
evlPanda
NSW, 9202 posts
26 Apr 2012 1:13PM
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If Earth is billions of years old why is it only 2012?

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
26 Apr 2012 12:12PM
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Mark _australia said...

doggie said...

Mark, how come you spell Australia with a little a?




Typo. Still struggling with the typing thing that is plugged into that box that gets me on the interwebs.

I feel ashamed.


Its ok, my shift button isnt working that well either

Scotty88
4214 posts
26 Apr 2012 12:22PM
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doggie said...

Mark _australia said...

doggie said...

Mark, how come you spell Australia with a little a?




Typo. Still struggling with the typing thing that is plugged into that box that gets me on the interwebs.

I feel ashamed.


Its ok, my shift button isnt working that well either


How come you left the apostrophe out of isn't ?

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
26 Apr 2012 12:33PM
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Scotty88 said...

doggie said...

Mark _australia said...

doggie said...

Mark, how come you spell Australia with a little a?




Typo. Still struggling with the typing thing that is plugged into that box that gets me on the interwebs.

I feel ashamed.


Its ok, my shift button isnt working that well either


How come you left the apostrophe out of isn't ?


Cos I dont like to punchuate

GreenPat
QLD, 4083 posts
26 Apr 2012 2:34PM
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Mark _australia said...

I don't knoooowwww


Damn, I thought you had all the answers.

Just in case, if I'm evaluating some wireframes against a geological model in a software package that evaluates a topography percentage when wireframe volume falls outside the model, could I use the inverse of that percentage to get the same dilution as is calculated by a partial cell evaluation in a different package?

Scotty88
4214 posts
26 Apr 2012 12:40PM
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GreenPat said...

Mark _australia said...

I don't knoooowwww


Damn, I thought you had all the answers.

Just in case, if I'm evaluating some wireframes against a geological model in a software package that evaluates a topography percentage when wireframe volume falls outside the model, could I use the inverse of that percentage to get the same dilution as is calculated by a partial cell evaluation in a different package?


Of course you can Pat
Stop asking silly questions

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
26 Apr 2012 12:49PM
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Scotty88 said...

GreenPat said...

Mark _australia said...

I don't knoooowwww


Damn, I thought you had all the answers.

Just in case, if I'm evaluating some wireframes against a geological model in a software package that evaluates a topography percentage when wireframe volume falls outside the model, could I use the inverse of that percentage to get the same dilution as is calculated by a partial cell evaluation in a different package?


Of course you can Pat
Stop asking silly questions



Only if its the same type, c,mon next one

GreenPat
QLD, 4083 posts
26 Apr 2012 3:00PM
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Hey, I thought this was ask Mark, not ask Scotty and Doggie.

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
26 Apr 2012 1:04PM
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GreenPat said...

Hey, I thought this was ask Mark, not ask Scotty and Doggie.


He is on the can, we can help

Mark _australia
WA, 22378 posts
26 Apr 2012 1:10PM
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GreenPat said...
I'm evaluating some wireframes against a geological model in a software package that evaluates a topography percentage when wireframe volume falls outside the model, could I use the inverse of that percentage to get the same dilution as is calculated by a partial cell evaluation in a different package?


I think you have become overly reliant upon modelling software and need to go back to pen and paper.
Can't be that hard.

EDIT: WTF kinda planet are you from anyway. English, please.

Squid Lips
WA, 708 posts
26 Apr 2012 1:47PM
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Can you draw a line consisting of 4 straight segments which pass through all 9 dots in the image below, without lifting the pen or retracing any part of the line?



Mark _australia
WA, 22378 posts
26 Apr 2012 1:53PM
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^^ Yes.
Cos you didn't say I couldn't run off the edge

Mark _australia
WA, 22378 posts
26 Apr 2012 1:54PM
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doggie said...

GreenPat said...

Hey, I thought this was ask Mark, not ask Scotty and Doggie.


He is on the can, we can help


Oh that was you in the next cubicle.
Nath can you please not do that thing with the hole in the wall anymore

busterwa
3777 posts
26 Apr 2012 1:57PM
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Should the U.S. switch to the metric system?

Squid Lips
WA, 708 posts
26 Apr 2012 2:00PM
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Ok, too easy..

How about, why does the guy I share a cubilce with at work need to burp (sometimes loudly) at least a few times an hour every day and think this is a normal part of office etiquitte?

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
26 Apr 2012 2:23PM
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Mark _australia said...

doggie said...

GreenPat said...

Hey, I thought this was ask Mark, not ask Scotty and Doggie.


He is on the can, we can help


Oh that was you in the next cubicle.
Nath can you please not do that thing with the hole in the wall anymore


Not my fault, you put it there!!

Mark _australia
WA, 22378 posts
26 Apr 2012 7:28PM
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Squid Lips said...

Ok, too easy..

How about, why does the guy I share a cubilce with at work need to burp (sometimes loudly) at least a few times an hour every day and think this is a normal part of office etiquitte?


Well like farts - if you hold farts in, they travel up your spine to your brain, and that is where sh!t ideas come from.
A burp is just gas that has not moved far enough down to become a fart - but it will eventually.

He is shortcutting the whole cycle and letting it out early so it is a good thing at work cos he won't have sh!t edeas.

DUDE
NSW, 1132 posts
26 Apr 2012 9:39PM
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Mark..

If I get a large envelope and put my address on the front,then as the return address put the same,when it arrives and I put "not at this address,return to sender".

How long can I keep doing this?

Mark _australia
WA, 22378 posts
26 Apr 2012 7:54PM
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DUDE said...

Mark..

If I get a large envelope and put my address on the front,then as the return address put the same,when it arrives and I put "not at this address,return to sender".

How long can I keep doing this?




Longer than you can with a small envelope as there is more space to repeatedly right "return to sender"

Or until the delivery person goes postal on ya (groan...)

Mark _australia
WA, 22378 posts
26 Apr 2012 7:56PM
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busterwa said...

Should the U.S. switch to the metric system?


Based on the way they butcher the English language, probably not.

DUDE
NSW, 1132 posts
26 Apr 2012 10:12PM
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Mark...

If cats always land on their feet when dropped from a height.....

What would be the outcome be if I super glue two cats together with all feet joined,tie a rope to each tail and toss from a roof?
Would they just keep spinning?

Since Lions are also cats and I tried the same thing...

Where the **** did I get the Lions from?




And yes its a joke.... no cats, lions or lamas were hurt in the above question...

Mark _australia
WA, 22378 posts
26 Apr 2012 8:57PM
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DUDE said...

Mark...

If cats always land on their feet when dropped from a height.....

What would be the outcome be if I super glue two cats together with all feet joined,tie a rope to each tail and toss from a roof?
Would they just keep spinning?

Since Lions are also cats and I tried the same thing...

Where the **** did I get the Lions from?




And yes its a joke.... no cats, lions or lamas were hurt in the above question...



You hang out with Flysurfer much?

Bone74
380 posts
30 Apr 2012 9:48PM
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Mark,
if my sister inlaw knows I don't like her
do I still gave to prentend to?

felixdcat
WA, 3519 posts
1 May 2012 12:20PM
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DUDE said...

Mark...

If cats always land on their feet when dropped from a height.....

What would be the outcome be if I super glue two cats together with all feet joined,tie a rope to each tail and toss from a roof?
Would they just keep spinning?

Since Lions are also cats and I tried the same thing...

Where the **** did I get the Lions from?




And yes its a joke.... no cats, lions or lamas were hurt in the above question...



A bit like that???



DUDE
NSW, 1132 posts
2 May 2012 8:29PM
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Why Mark ...
Why....

Do I often hear blokes state....
"that they would give up their left nut for........."

Why the left one?
Why not the right?
Why?

sn
WA, 2775 posts
2 May 2012 6:35PM
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Left one hangs lower?

Mark _australia
WA, 22378 posts
2 May 2012 6:45PM
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DUDE said...

Why Mark ...
Why....

Do I often hear blokes state....
"that they would give up their left nut for........."

Why the left one?
Why not the right?
Why?



Because nobody likes socialist nuts........

SP
10979 posts
2 May 2012 7:48PM
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Mark, is the below equation theoretically correct?



Chris6791
WA, 3271 posts
2 May 2012 7:58PM
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...and what do you end up with if you start the equation with a total f***?

Mark _australia
WA, 22378 posts
2 May 2012 8:28PM
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SP said...


Mark, is the below equation theoretically correct?




Geez I dunno about theoretical



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