Used to listen to Nova 96.9 on the way home from work. Everytime they'd do the traffic report they'd use the sound of a car horn. Every damn day I used to jump and see who was beeping me.
Love to see a siren inserted in Kyle Sandilands sphinny.
Every time the whiney littel biatch opens his trap it is like an air raid happening anyhoo. 
Agree - putting sirens on air is stoopid (spesh in peak hour).
Advice is to complain to the ACMA. They are fek all good at stopping 'payolla' and cash for comments but would likely take this situation seriously. Also good is to email the staion saying 'goodbye' until it ceases.
www.acma.gov.au/
" You are going to die..., and your relatives are going to be broke!"
Not the exact buzzwords they use, but close enough. The funeral insurance adds on morning tv that switch between trying to scare you and guilt trip you into buying it for the sake of your soon to be bereaved relies really p1ss me off.
The grateful, but still grieving widow testimonials are truly shameless and soooo badly acted. WTF!
Now don't forget 
- " There's also the coffin price, the funeral directors fee,...."
Very sad.
The marketing hype might be annoying but do not forget that in the free enterprise system, until something gets sold, nothing else happens.
Think about it before you react.
Those advertising signs that have "50% OFF!" written in huge letters with a microscopic " up to " at the very top.
Those adverts and signs that offer " Unbelievable deals!!" and sometimes even have me looking twice thinking , that cant be right. And its not. The little * at the end says it all. down the bottom is a whole bunch of writing ( terms and conditions) that you need a telescope to read.
Last one - Telstra- They need a whole half a page on thier catalouges to cover their dodgy, non comprehendable, apparently free, apart from the $99 start up cost and if you do anything we dont condone your up for a $999 fee.
Save Save Save in a load voice.
No one has yet been able to show me how to save by spending on future land fill.
I am really enthralled by your pricing structure and discounting policy and your environmental benefits would make it seem worth while buying one of your merchandise items for the sole purpose of shoveing it up the rear end of Peter Garrett or better still Wenny Pong, but apart from that I see no personal need or benefit in the purchase of one of your secondhand or used items.
However the added value of ownership of Tasmania is really tempting. Would that mean I would be King and Chief Tasmaniac and legal to breed with whom ever I have a fancy for.[}:)]
to breed with any tazweegen....wtf....a two headed Cisco....
to deposit manufactured goods in the rear end of our representatives garren teed wong [}:)]
"If you happen to find a cheaper price on a stocked item
we'll beat it by 10%" - Not to name names
= Death to the small businesses where the staff have reached puberty and actually know what they are talking about.
funny how the staff tend to walk the other way when i'm looking for assistance, and mysteriously disappear
i've noticed salespeople of other stores using the phrase "we don't want you to feel like you're shopping at *******s"
"Regular" as a size. How can a frequency be a size? Maybe it's shorthand for "If you don't know what size you want, most folks go for this one so we call it "Regular"" idk
"Totally unique to <brand name>, DCC (Dynamic Clew Concept) brings to sail handling what 4WD, ABS and ESP combined brings to your car."
Must've been really high that night.
