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Forums > General Discussion   Shooting the breeze...

Near death experiences

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Created by elbeau > 9 months ago, 15 Aug 2013
poor relative
WA, 9091 posts
17 Aug 2013 10:33AM
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This morning i stubbed my toe on the wooden door frame.
Yesterday a magpie swooped me and almost pecked my head.
Two near death experiences in less than 2 days 3rd time lucky maybe?

da vecta
QLD, 2514 posts
17 Aug 2013 3:22PM
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Skid said..

What if the 'light at the end of the tunnel' is just the view as we are being pushed out of another vagina?


Wow, you must spend a fortune on Bacardi Breezers.

GavGav
VIC, 193 posts
17 Aug 2013 6:20PM
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Mark _australia said..

What is with the dial on toasters anyway - nobody uses #1 to lightly warm it.......... nobody eats it black and smoking.
So why have such a range of adjustment, and thus potential error built in?



I was told by someone smarter then me that the numbers are minutes!

Harrow
NSW, 4521 posts
17 Aug 2013 10:28PM
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Mark _australia said..
If that is her in your avatar, then I can see how.

I knew someone wouldn't be able to resist!

busterwa
3777 posts
17 Aug 2013 9:06PM
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You know the story surfed (tried to storm surf) rocky point in a big storm .5.7 in 50 knott- 80 knott gust's blowing out to sea. Did the first run got about 100 metres off shore overpowered.... ditched all gear hung on to a boat moaring for my life.Had tunnel vision of the rain storm legs wrapped around a boat moaring sat there in the water for 2 hours waiting for the storm front to pass( blowing me away from shore). Heres a pic of that day back in 2009. ;-( good surfing but **** launchin in that ! If there wasnt anything to hold onto i would of been toast!.

jusavina
QLD, 1470 posts
18 Aug 2013 2:26PM
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I'm may have a near death experience at my biophysics exam tomorrow. Hopefully, I'll see the answers through the tunnel...

Chris6791
WA, 3271 posts
18 Aug 2013 4:15PM
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Mark _australia said..

Salatiela said..
Mark _australia said..



What is with the dial on toasters anyway - nobody uses #1 to lightly warm it.......... nobody eats it black and smoking.

So why have such a range of adjustment, and thus potential error built in?



crumpet


Love crumpet. Never used a toaster to warm them up. Usually Bacardi Breezers........ oh. I seee what you mean....

OK we have the lower range sorted. Now why the ability to cause nuclear devastation level burnage on a bit of bread?

I am running with the steak theory - that is fkn awesome. Next time I am batching, I will try it. (Probably not a thing to try with missus around)


I was actually considering throwing a nice scotch fillet in my toaster to see how it goes, the internal dimensions and high lift seem perfect. Then I thought about all that dripping fat and meat juice in the bottom of the toaster and decided a kitchen fire in my rental house 3 days after I move in might not be a good idea.

So I'll do it outside sometime soon

GypsyDrifter
WA, 2371 posts
18 Aug 2013 4:45PM
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Chris_M said..
Didnt meet any higher powers, but I reckon when you are in a morphine induced coma you are far more aware of your surroundings than most people would expect.


Do you really think people go some where or are effected by something
outside of the body?

Or could it be that the incident that happens "which is usually a trauma"
triggers off other parts and openings of the brain that we still to this date
have no clue to how they work!

eg:- LSD takes you to places that opens parts of the brain that allows different experiences
to happen that you do not have in our "normal" day to day life.

GypsyDrifter
WA, 2371 posts
18 Aug 2013 4:46PM
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^^^^ oh not really directed at you Chris

togalog
NSW, 84 posts
19 Aug 2013 11:46PM
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Sausages will" catch fire in a toaster!! That relates to my teenage near death experience. when my mum came home and saw the burnt curtain and tea towels



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