Honey, processed with heat and micro-filters,can't have the slaves consuming real neutrient dense food now can we?
www.naturalnews.com/034102_honey_consumer_alert.html
^^^ I stopped reading at www.naturalnews.. (nothing but crap there)
and lol at the reds, jokes people
You wipe front to back.
This sounds very simple however in my life I have been very surprised at the results
of women in my past don't know this.
That females are capable of being just as vulgar about sexuality and eliminatory functions as males. That some people really do look like rodents. That no matter how smart you thought you were, you are actually way less smarter than that. That certain persons simply will not like you no matter what you do. That (reportedly) a seasoned prostitute can apply a condom to a customer's unit so deftly he doesn't even know it's on until he's history, so to speak. That sleeping can be a form of emotional escape and can with sustained effort be abused. That you do not have to like a person to learn from him/her/it. That loneliness is not a function of solitude. That purposeful sleep deprivation can also be an abuseful escape, too, and work, shopping, shoplifting, and sex, and abstention, and masturbation, and fod, and exercise, and meditation/prayer. That it is possible to get so angry you really do see everything red. That some people really do steal - steal things that are yours. That cliquey alliance and exclusion and gossip can be forms of escape. That logical validity is not a guarantee of truth. That evil people never believe they are evil, but rather that everyone else is evil. That it is possible to learn valuable tings from stupid people. That it takes effort to pay attention to any one stimulus for more than a few seconds. That boring activities become, perversely, much less boring if you concentrate intensely on them. That if enough people in a silent room are drinking coffee it is possible to make out the sound of the steam coming out of the coffee. That sometimes human beings have to sit in one place and, like, hurt. That concentrating intently on anything is very hard work. That you will become way less concerned with what other people think of you when you realise how seldom they do.
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The chapter goes on, and on, and on, and on, and on... like that with no paragraphs almost. and it is all so much more than just gold. I retyped that btw, left chunks out, reordered too, couldn't find a way to extract/ not on interwebs.
5/5 highly recommended
Infinite Jest - David Foster Wallace.
Nobody EVER told me that there would be days when 20knots of wind wouldnt rock up at midday 
