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Surfbike new surfing invention

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Created by Quebecoismen > 9 months ago, 21 Nov 2008
Greenroom
WA, 7608 posts
23 Nov 2008 7:49PM
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theDoctor said...

i been trying to find one of those aqua-tricycle things like in greenies photo for ages and ages... anyone have any idea where to find one...?

You mean you wanna buy one? They cost about $3500? Google Aqua bike?

theDoctor
NSW, 5780 posts
23 Nov 2008 10:01PM
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yeah i did that ages ago... did not wanna have to fork out $3500, imagine the summer one foot fun you'd have before the wind picks up...

poor relative
WA, 9089 posts
23 Nov 2008 9:24PM
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Quebecoismen said...

Exactly, i call this sport a gay sport and i am sponsoring a very sexy transexual in Montréal. Oum told you that sports as to be extreme all the time. I created a new homo **** sport that really fun alright smart head .


So will you be contributing to the site given your promoting your product ?
and.....

md74
QLD, 1064 posts
23 Nov 2008 11:38PM
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thanks lads, got a good laugh out of that session! Cant wait for the response from our nutty professor

Greenroom
WA, 7608 posts
23 Nov 2008 10:42PM
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theDoctor said...

yeah i did that ages ago... did not wanna have to fork out $3500, imagine the summer one foot fun you'd have before the wind picks up...

For less than half that price you could get a stand up paddle board. This will achieve the desired goal of catching summer one foot fun before the wind kicks in
This photo I cant remember when it was taken but it looks like its not quite summer but small like summer.


Quebecoismen
24 posts
23 Nov 2008 11:49PM
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Ok you butch of mutant kangourou, go paddle board with a carbon fiber padle **** and imagine yourself hot. We here in Québec have the most advance society and we created Céline Dion and Cirque du Soleil. Now i creat homo, **** sports like Mayak and a new shark wave killing machine for one ball cyclist osborner australian Bozo. know what, Australia is banned form importing my creations, i will never ever go there, i prefer my frends in Brazil, they are catholiks and have respects for us and the work that represents Research and developement.
So onces again go **** yourself .

NotWal
QLD, 7428 posts
24 Nov 2008 1:08AM
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There goes Jeri.

Quebecoismen
24 posts
24 Nov 2008 1:58AM
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I dont need to go to a contry where i ask for a frend and got insulted instead. I dont have to go to Australia. I can stay right here and make my buisness.
You guys dont get it. I see the beach as a big sand box where there is room for everybody to have a good time and you polarised the situation right away .
You make competition right away with padle boards and watever.
No wonder you suported war in Iraq .. Anglos sees everything as a war. i am seeiking frends to have a good time experimenting my toys and you see me as a treath to your eternel adolescent pride right away. To bad for you .
I am avorting my project to go to australia. When you spit in the air it always come back to you .

dism
NSW, 660 posts
24 Nov 2008 5:05AM
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haha. Ask one and every Australian if they think we should be at war atm, and they'll say no.

Btw, alot of Aussies aren't Anglo's, read: multiculturalism, stop watching 'Crocodile Dundee'!

I agree about the sharing water thing but, although goodluck with that

It's just we have alot of idiots on jetski's and everyone thinks these wil follow the same pattern

Quebecoismen
24 posts
24 Nov 2008 4:00AM
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Nope all my gysmos can be used in small waves situation and have no engene. I dont like seadoos also, I Even told the designer in Cheef of Bombardier recreative that's the brother of my ex-girlfrend to go and **** hymself and dig a big hool and berry in the ground those dam seadoo **** that are used by puped up legspreaded egopowered 30 years old with a beer belly.

dism
NSW, 660 posts
24 Nov 2008 6:51AM
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Is 'roid abuse a problem in Canada?

md74
QLD, 1064 posts
24 Nov 2008 7:08AM
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can I cycle this brilliant machine to the beach?

Quebecoismen
24 posts
24 Nov 2008 6:32AM
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Loll, sure anybody can ride the bike. It's an artistic happening .

Spearsy
SA, 213 posts
24 Nov 2008 8:02AM
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Quebecoismen said...

Nope all my gysmos can be used in small waves situation and have no engene. I dont like seadoos also, I Even told the designer in Cheef of Bombardier recreative that's the brother of my ex-girlfrend to go and **** hymself and dig a big hool and berry in the ground those dam seadoo **** that are used by puped up legspreaded egopowered 30 years old with a beer belly.


Did you ex girlfriend dump you because she thought you were crazy by any chance?

Quebecoismen
24 posts
24 Nov 2008 8:04AM
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Nope, i have around 100 ex girl frends like that . lolll

Quebecoismen
24 posts
24 Nov 2008 8:11AM
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poor relative said...

Quebecoismen said...

Exactly, i call this sport a gay sport and i am sponsoring a very sexy transexual in Montréal. Oum told you that sports as to be extreme all the time. I created a new homo **** sport that really fun alright smart head .


So will you be contributing to the site given your promoting your product ?
and.....





This is note gay, it's just plain bozo. These guys dont have sexual attraction for each other. loll

cRAZY Canuk
NSW, 2528 posts
24 Nov 2008 10:30AM
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dism said...

Is 'roid abuse a problem in Canada?


No but dope is

elmo
WA, 8732 posts
24 Nov 2008 8:40AM
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Quebecoismen
24 posts
24 Nov 2008 9:13AM
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You add me i am wipping out .

cRAZY Canuk
NSW, 2528 posts
24 Nov 2008 11:28AM
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Quebecoismen said...

You add me i am wipping out .




Can I suggest using Babelfish, I've got no clue what your trying to say.

Bit like this:

Vos conceptions pourraient travailler à un lac mais elles très probablement ne fonctionneront pas dans une coupure australienne de plage

Not perfect mind you but the general point gets across

lalalamort
NSW, 160 posts
24 Nov 2008 12:03PM
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Je veux frotter vos mamelons mous et caresser vos cuisses

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
24 Nov 2008 10:39AM
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Sum of the funniest stuff Ive seen for a while, yes I have no life............

cRAZY Canuk
NSW, 2528 posts
24 Nov 2008 1:04PM
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elmo said...






You'll want a can of this handy between Dec 4th through 14th. I'll be sitting around the house doped up after shoulder recon, with nothing better to do.

Sailhack
VIC, 5000 posts
24 Nov 2008 2:19PM
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Quebecoismen said...

Nope all my gysmos can be used in small waves situation and have no engene. I dont like seadoos also, I Even told the designer in Cheef of Bombardier recreative that's the brother of my ex-girlfrend to go and **** hymself and dig a big hool and berry in the ground those dam seadoo **** that are used by puped up legspreaded egopowered 30 years old with a beer belly.


Hey ease up.....don't go knockin an Aussie icon like the beer belly (beer gut, we prefer, or verandah for the little head).

And a little advice....you'd do so much better around here if you stop telling people to go **** themselves.....my opinion only.

NotWal
QLD, 7428 posts
24 Nov 2008 2:09PM
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He he he. This guy writes like the French Canadian version of Borat.
I notice he's been locked out. Pity, I was warming to him.

arancini
WA, 373 posts
24 Nov 2008 1:25PM
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Hey Laurie,
let the guy back in that was funny!

GypsyDrifter
WA, 2371 posts
24 Nov 2008 3:46PM
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doggie said...

Sum of the funniest stuff Ive seen for a while, yes I have no life............


aussie aussie aussie oi oi oi -
this is some seriously funny sh@t

Greenroom
WA, 7608 posts
24 Nov 2008 9:06PM
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Isnt that what aussies do best? Take the p155 outta everyone and everything even our best mates?

poor relative
WA, 9089 posts
24 Nov 2008 11:20PM
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Quebecoismen said...

We here in Québec have the most advance society and we created Céline Dion.


Isn't that an oxymoron?

elmo
WA, 8732 posts
24 Nov 2008 11:43PM
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Greenroom said...

Isnt that what aussies do best? Take the p155 outta everyone and everything even our best mates?


especially them



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