C'mon Laurie, let him back, i haven't laughed at a seabreeze thread so much ever, this guy is a total cracker, he has so many ****ing stupid quotes
If he wasn't spamming all the forums, maybe. I'm still out to sea on whether the guy was for real or not?! No doubt we've not seen the last of our new friend...
I know my post is a bit late but you should contact the pioneering inventor of kitesports in Australia - Alex Sanz. He is widely regarded as the father of kitesports in australia and is our best kiteboarder. You seem to be on a similar wavelength to Alex and with his help and vision you two could take Aus by storm with your surfbike. You can send him a post through the kitesurfing - general folder.
Also have you thought of attatching a kite to your surfbike?