The Friday Forum

Friday afternoon has snuck up again, its time for the Friday Forum.
Rules
1/ No religion or politics
2/ No religion or politics unless there is causal link with a picture/photo that must be "E" linked to the forum because publication of said pictures/photos may not be suitable for viewing while sitting at work computer.
3/ no HIJACKING THE THREAD. Must contain entertaining crap only.
4/ If you are looking at the thread late Friday night whilst somewhat worse for wear TAKE a good look at yourself and ask the question, "Why am I looking at Seabreeze instead of chasing skirt or whatever it is you do on Friday night.

Any starters?

Sum funny crap

Doggie, I reckon you have got to learn to read body language before you take underdesk shots with your i phone. The sublect pictured could not possibly have crossed her legs so tightly as a mere reaction to shuttersound. Those are glued together! You could probably see such tension in the jaw and hands. Then look at the relaxed and open handed stance of the red dress. There's your picture, but you wouldn't be permitted to post it without an "E" link.

E link .... WTF is that??

Now thats faarkin funny

Just flicked down to the time/date tab bottom right of screen. Friday 20 August 2010, 11.53 AM. Thats close enough to Friday Arvo for me.

My wife is a health professional and showed me this video which was genuinely used as a training aid. Gets the heart started but with a serious deficiency in blood flow from the brain to the nether regions.

What ever floats your boat this floats mine

Whoa!!! Those Bongos need a repeat performance!

as Doggie would say (.)(.) boobs.

By the way I always thought that (.)(.) was the old foo eyes looking at them. Now realise that it is actually

(.)(.)
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You've got me right there with the feet. I'll admit to having a foot fetish.
My new avatar combines my other loves. The windsurfer, the boat and a secret location.
My previous avatar is a photograph of a life size painting of a shark by artist Jenda Vondra. The painting was commissioned by local (Wye River) surfer Greeny. The image was painted from eyewitness descriptions of the shark as he didn,t have a camera. Painting size is approx 2metre x 1.5 metre.
Can't guarantee that it won't be changed back depending on your rainy Saturday findings.
Cheers
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Now you can see what floats my boat. And I sure can see what might TAKE YOUR BREATH AWAY

Don't know about Friday but coming Tuesday is St Bartholomew's Day.

Anyone up for a bit of sparrow-mumbling or Bartle burning ?

My son

10 points to Cassa. First in with the right answer.

I think that riddle/puzzle is more effective when delivered orally rather than written.

no worries mate.....