It's Friday, the weekend's only hours away but you're stuck at work and the hands on the clock are going backwards.
You need The Friday Thread!
post your funnies.
I'll start it off with a very detailed review of a common "investigative medical procedure".http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/read.php?f=2&i=3141618&t=3141618
Starts slow but it's worth the reading 
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Originally posted by Bender
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Must be showing my "dark" side, but that is one of the funniest threads I have read in years.
Still wiping tears from my eyes
My dark side also.....Haven't laughed shard in ages. Not surprising that cold play didn't describe his ordeal after Blutones story......
Good one, Leech. A bit too close to home, though. I'm due for another Date-o-scope probing later this year. Beware of the stuff called Fleet. Same explosive action as Picolax. The best part of the whole procedure, which is actually physically painless (psychologically, I'm not so sure), is that afterwards you feel really, well, purged and cleansed.
Maybe next Friday you could find a vasectomy funny!
Brilliant! No ones going to top that.
Having innocently submitted to a colonoscopy about 5 years ago I can SO identify with that story. It's possibly the funniest thing I've ever read.
I'm due for another bum inspection. I'll have to pass that story on to my GP.
Hilarious. I managed to avoid laughing out loud until the "hovering in the lift scene" but then it had the same effect on my laughter as a dose of that stuff.
It's friday again!
forums.nasioc.com/forums/showthread.php?t=673824&page=1&pp=50
don't bother reading, just wait for the pics to load and scroll through the pages
(sorry, can't match last week's quality)
Video day.
#1 for the dialup users: YouTube Link
Inspiring stuff from the LOLCats:
Hey Leach, after your last few efforts,I've been waiting all week for this! Do you have a little funny for us today?
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Originally posted by Crooked Pete
Hey Leach, after your last few efforts,I've been waiting all week for this! Do you have a little funny for us today?
Random Pictures
rule # 1
photography
pony
enthusiasm
i have a
inspiration
quality
belly dancer
eye test
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Originally posted by Leech
Random Pictures
rule # 1
photography
pony
enthusiasm
i have a
inspiration
quality
belly dancer
eye test
quote:
Originally posted by Leech
I'll start it off with a very detailed review of a common "investigative medical procedure".http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/read.php?f=2&i=3141618&t=3141618
Starts slow but it's worth the reading
It's ok, made my own . Told work I had to go see a man about a dog, drove 5 minutes, rigged, got blasted around in gusty 30+ knots on my first sail for 8 weeks, stacked heaps, now I'm back in office with on my face.
Sorry folks, the Geraldton seabreeze is more consistent than my Friday funnies
Still not sure why I'm the only one posting the funnies tho 
OK so it isn't Friday, but these have just appeared in my inbox.
I had a car accident this morning.
So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the
car... and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to
get funny?
Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it... he was a DWARF!
He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
So, I looked down at him and said "Well, which one are you then?"
and that's when the fight started..
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Nursing Home Sex
Harold is 95 and lives in a Senior Citizen Home.
Every night after dinner, Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the Centre to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life.
One evening, Mildred, age 87, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat and before they know it, several hours have passed.
After a short lull in their conversation, Harold turns to Mildred and asks, "Do you know what I miss most of all?"
She asks, "What?"
"Sex!!" he replies.
Mildred exclaims, "Why you old fart. You couldn't get it up if I held a gun to your head!"
"I know," Harold says, "but it would be nice if a woman could just hold it for a while."
Well, I can oblige," says Mildred, who unzips his trousers, removes his manhood and proceeds to hold it. Afterward, they agree to meet secretly each night in the garden where they would sit and talk and Mildred would hold Harold's manhood.
Then one night Harold didn't show up at their usual meeting place. Alarmed, Mildred decided to find Harold and make sure he was O.K.
She walked around the Senior Citizen Home where she found him sitting by the pool with Ethel, another female resident, who was holding Harold's manhood!
Furious, Mildred yelled, "You two-timing creep! What does Ethel have that
I don't have?"
Old Harold smiled happily and replied, "Parkinson's."
As Grumps said.....not Friday, but made me smile...
Good to see a couple not taking the ceremony too seriously!
My contribution for todays Friday Thread. I am just about to POETS and go for a windsurf. Trouble is the windgraphs from South Channel Pile have gone from Westerlies 36 knots gusting 41 to South Easterlies 1 knot gustiing 2. Jokes on me. I guess.
