OI you lot! This is the funny images thread, not the fuel pumping hacks thread. OK, maybe that last one gets a B+ but I like this one better:
Just recieved this from a South African mate:
An Australian walks into the bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says ...
"Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."
The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."
The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."
Hey Singo, do you think you could leave your camera at home next time im enjoying the beach with my girlfriends. The chair thing was a one off incident. Give a bloke a break. Sheesh. 
