WELCOME TO TPA ... (Terrorist-Proof Airlines)
TPA is in the safe-flying business!
We can absolutely guarantee no walk-on
GUNS, KNIVES, SHOE-BOMBS, SUICIDE-BELTS
or other weapons will EVER be carried onto our flights!
Book your next flight with TPA ..
The SAFEST airline in the flying industry...
And… if a Muslim
sees a naked woman he is obliged to commit suicide...
So you're perfectly safe with us!
We need passengers!
How to Check Your Car's Air Conditioner
1. Start the engine and close all the windows.
2. Turn on the A/C, put the fan on High/circulate internally
3. Leave running for 10 minutes, then put the tester in the car.
Yep.. It's working fine!!!