^^^ "Always listen to what a woman says and do the opposite." - My wife (she's a keeper).
um... completely unrelated.
NT News.. where every day is a no news day. Tomorrow's issue: man hangs himself from ceiling fan, and rubber fong found 20 metres up a gum tree after Katherine flood.
OMG! There's a man standing behind the two-way mirror spying and taking photos of you in the toilets!!!!