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Created by GypsyDrifter > 9 months ago, 25 Mar 2011
GypsyDrifter
WA, 2371 posts
25 Mar 2011 12:02AM
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UK woman Michelle Thompson with medical condition has 300 orgasms a day



A SINGLE mum with a medical condition that gives her 300 orgasms a day has finally found a man to keep her satisfied - after she wore out a string of boyfriends.



Michelle Thompson, who suffers from Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome, thought she would never meet the partner of her dreams. She was just too demanding for all her previous lovers.



But she has been with her neighbour Andrew Carr, 32, for six months now - because he's as keen as she is and they make love 10 times a day.



You can see Michelle, 43, describe her condition on video by clicking below. She grinned: "Andrew has changed my life. I'm no longer looking for a cure for my orgasms - I've found it.



Michelle added: "Now I have a huge grin on my face all the time, and it's not just because of the orgasms." Michelle's rare condition means she always craves sex and can climax at any time anywhere.



She even had to quit a job in a biscuit factory because the machines kept setting her off.



She said: "I know I'm lucky to have so many orgasms when there are women who have never had one. But the condition has ruined my love life."



Michelle's first boyfriend bowed out after a few months saying he couldn't keep up with her demands. And over the years several others gave up - with one telling her he was a man not a machine. She dated one bloke for five years but "by the time we broke up, he was exhausted, he left as a defeated man".



Michelle turned to internet dating but when she told some fellas about her condition they stood her up, frightened they would not have the stamina.



Stallions



She added: "Others thought they were right stallions and I loved wiping the smug grin off their faces and hearing them begging me to stop."



Then in May she met Andrew, a divorced industrial cleaner who lives over the road in Nelson, Lancs.



She said: "I did worry that he would grow tired of me like everyone else, but when I told him he laughed and said he would burn me out first.



"I could do it 24 hours a day and so could he. I regularly run across the road to his house to have sex. We have sex at least 10 times every day."



Mum-of-four Michelle went on: "I really love life now. We're planning on moving in together as soon as we can afford to.



"I've been looking for someone like Andrew for a long time, and I finally feel like I'm in heaven."



SOURCE: newsoftheworld.co.uk

Hamsta
505 posts
25 Mar 2011 1:12AM
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Yes indeed, there is someone for everyone


superlizard
VIC, 702 posts
25 Mar 2011 8:25AM
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300 per day... as in every day? Or is it that she can have up to 300...?

Coz 300 per day equates to one orgasm each 4.8 minutes. So essentially it means that she is really having sex non stop... one wouldn't even be able to sleep while having orgasms, and would probably die from sleep deprivation... unless she doesn't have them while she sleeps so if you take off 8 hours for sleep, then she has orgasm every 3.2 minutes... what about the after sex recovery time... i mean she need at least a minute? Hm, dunno... not an expert on PSAS (Persistent Sexual Arousal Syndrome)... i only get it sometimes in the mornings...

Or perhaps the article exaggerates...

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
25 Mar 2011 8:41AM
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No wonder she was

GalahOnTheBay
NSW, 4188 posts
25 Mar 2011 3:17PM
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GypsyDrifter said...

But she has been with her neighbour Andrew Carr, 32, for six months now - because he's as keen as she is and they make love 10 times a day.


So what do they do for the remaining 23 hours and 40 minutes of the day?

poor relative
WA, 9089 posts
25 Mar 2011 2:11PM
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Why do these syndromes only affect the pig ugly?

SomeOtherGuy
NSW, 807 posts
25 Mar 2011 5:27PM
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GalahOnTheBay said...

GypsyDrifter said...

But she has been with her neighbour Andrew Carr, 32, for six months now - because he's as keen as she is and they make love 10 times a day.


So what do they do for the remaining 23 hours and 40 minutes of the day?


Recover?

felixdcat
WA, 3519 posts
25 Mar 2011 4:20PM
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poor relative said...

Why do these syndromes only affect the pig ugly?


Are you affected?

nothing wrong with the duck........... very pretty duck!!!!!

SomeOtherGuy
NSW, 807 posts
25 Mar 2011 7:33PM
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^^^^

The dog sure seemed to think so too.

elmo
WA, 8732 posts
25 Mar 2011 6:36PM
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I think the average ladies knee trembler lasts for something like 30+ sec's

30 sec's x 300 = 9000sec
Thats 150mins
which is 2-1/2 hours....per day
of knee trembling

that's one hell of a lot of time, not counting the time leading up to the O



I watched a doco on this once and from what I saw she must be one of the few ladies which are happy with the syndrome.

Getting of when you try to do it is fun, but when a butterfly flaps it's wings in brazil.

Carantoc
WA, 6666 posts
25 Mar 2011 7:23PM
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elmo said...

but when a butterfly flaps it's wings in brazil.





Eeeeeerrrrrgggghhh


That has to be the worst euphemism I have heard in ages.

You are one sick furry puppet

sausage
QLD, 4873 posts
25 Mar 2011 10:47PM
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elmo said...

I think the average ladies knee trembler lasts for ........................................


I watched a doco on this once and from what I saw she must be one of the few ladies which are happy with the syndrome.



So they call these movies documentaries now Elmo



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