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Your've got to be joking, the phrase "flogging a dead horse" comes to mind. For Gods sake, the first version was painful enough, can't believe their going to scrap the crud off and stick it back in the cinema, this is going to suck in a whole new dimension, AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Ah, that feels better. What would it take for you to go?
Ahh I knew there must be a reason Titanic is on telly soon. Do they think we are retarded or something? When Die Hard 3 was on TV, you knew 4.0 must be out soon.
Terminator 2 was on? Yep, number 3 was opening soon. Insult to our intelligence...
Now back to the question....... "What would it take for you to go?"
Not much 
lol. I went to the first Titanic, and Shakespeare in Love, and some other sh!thouse chick flicks to impress gals - so plenty of young crew who were in primary school for the first Titanic and now have to impress some honey will queue up to watch it.
You'll probably find girls hate it to, they just want to see how committed and desperate guys are, I'd rather dive on a grenade. If your going to make a boring movie don't make it 3 hours long please.
Guys, you'll get brownie-points if you encourage your missus to have a 'girl's-night-out'...save the torture.
If my wife wants to watch it, that's exactly what I'll do - send her out on the town with her friends, whilst I'll stay home and look after the ruggies...hopefully get them to bed early & sit back with frothy to watch either the footy or (another) w/surf movie!
As for the answer to the initial question - don't know if a gun to the head or b@lls would even get me to go - I'd choose the bullet.
Leonardo painting Kate Winslet scene in 3D.... mmmmmmmmmmmm.....
Nah, still wouldn't watch the whole movie...
You know anyone who actually goes and sees this is just waiting for the bit wher Kate Winslet's on the front of the ship.
All the girls will go "Wow that was awesome, it was like Kate was right in the room with me".
All the guys will go "i didn't think Kates arse was that big".
I think their options were severely limited by sinking the ship in the first movie.
If they didn't sink it then they could have made 'Titanic 2 Judgement Day' and then 'Titanic 3 Rise of the Machines' 
and if there was still any life in it they could have made 'Titanic -Salvation' 
and then if any of the audience was still alive they could have made 'Titanic The Kate Winslet Chronicles' 
So I suppose having wrecked all the props and main characters in the first movie, the only option left was to make 'Titanic 3D You will never guess the ending'
Where is Arnie Schwarzenegger when you need him? 
"Titanic 2 - Blub Blub Blub" would be a good title.
Consists only of Yanks screaming "oh my garrrddd" repeatedly as they swim around. Like all the seppo disaster movies of late.
Modern day version has a teen starlet on board Tweeting "yeah, like OMG the boat is like tilting" and the press print it the next day as a quote
i am going to watch it with the missus
then i wont have to do disher,cook , clean for the next week ,
i am going to hold it ageist her for at long as possible or until it come out in 4D
^^^ You still hear 'my heart will go on' or see a chick standing on the bow of a boat and well up a bit in the eyes do ya mate?
Who needs the teaspoon of cement? 
Ahh the stuff we do for chicks........
and if there was still any life in it they could have made 'Titanic -Salvation' and then if any of the audience was still alive they could have made 'Titanic The Kate Winslet Chronicles'
I want to see this, Ridley Scott is back .
Yes, it really is what you think it might be.
