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Not original but quite funny and interesting to show how we read.
I bought myself a rose,box of chocolates,mastabated furiously then had a snooze.
Best day ever, cant wait for next year
Oh wait,,,were we surpose to give our personal confessions?
Valentines day ,, sh,ts me , 
It's my freekin birthday and I got to buy stuff
Ohh well , shouldn't complain cause she has to do all the work[}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)
My Valentine got a John Deere JM36 self propelled lawn mower and promised me phifty phucks in return.
She got oven gloves, I got a tub of Ben & Jerry's... the love is strong with us!
She got flowers, card, chocolates .I got told to go f*** myself .
I don't think night shift agrees with her lucky I have got a day off today so i could take kids to school & let her sleep . I hope after a good sleep i might get a better mood . Well I live in hope .
I went out to a steak restaurant. Me sitting all alone at the table, glancing at my watch and phone, and then looking forlorn, as I thoroughly enjoyed my steak and silence. I got a lot of looks and quiet comments around the room.
Nothing.
Got $%@+& a few years ago at the same time I was bringing flowers. Her reason was unrelated, but I figure if I am to undergo the treatment, may as well not bring anything.
