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Forums > General Discussion   Shooting the breeze...

What did this ?

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Created by Surfer62 > 9 months ago, 20 Nov 2012
Surfer62
1357 posts
20 Nov 2012 1:31PM
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Found this seal carcass washed up on low tide at my local beach, first thoughts was a shark has taken half of it but what is left has been stripped of the skin from neck down ? Saw a simlar size seal playing inshore the night before.

Any ideas ?





myusernam
QLD, 6149 posts
20 Nov 2012 3:43PM
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Surfer62 said...


Found this seal carcass washed up on low tide at my local beach, first thoughts was a shark has taken half of it but what is left has been stripped of the skin from neck down ? Saw a simlar size seal playing inshore the night before.

Any ideas ?






maybee swallowed whole, half digested and then regurgitated?
better u swimming round there than me!

FormulaNova
WA, 14893 posts
20 Nov 2012 1:59PM
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Without wanting to sound sarcastic... but fish?

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
20 Nov 2012 2:00PM
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FormulaNova said...
Without wanting to sound sarcastic... but fish?




True but where is the rest of it?

Stuthepirate
SA, 3590 posts
20 Nov 2012 4:33PM
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Heidi Klum's lawyer

Mark _australia
WA, 22819 posts
20 Nov 2012 2:09PM
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Sea lice have stripped it. Too evenly done to be only fish I reckon.

So - you asked for ideas? Maybe the ribs done in honey soy marinade and baked?

jenkz
WA, 793 posts
20 Nov 2012 2:20PM
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Piranahas ?

boofy
NSW, 2110 posts
20 Nov 2012 5:21PM
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Sure its a seal looks like a chick i went out with years ago she had whiskers like that

Surfer62
1357 posts
20 Nov 2012 2:22PM
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Mark _australia said...
Sea lice have stripped it. Too evenly done to be only fish I reckon


Maybe but the head still has most skin and the flesh was still pink, no rotten smell, so I doubt it was dead long enough for the lice to do it.

surferstu
1011 posts
20 Nov 2012 2:28PM
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Definently drop bears did that

Mark _australia
WA, 22819 posts
20 Nov 2012 2:36PM
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Surfer62 said...
Mark _australia said...
Sea lice have stripped it. Too evenly done to be only fish I reckon


Maybe but the head still has most skin and the flesh was still pink, no rotten smell, so I doubt it was dead long enough for the lice to do it.




Head was more floaty so it was out of the water most of the time? I dunno

That, or the alien thing where they remove the eyes and genitalia from cattle with no blood and stuff, obviously lasers or something are used, and no vehicle tracks and stuff. Oh hang on, new rules. Sorry Lozza.

Real sharks took the back half and gummy sharks sucked the rest off?

Zed
WA, 1252 posts
20 Nov 2012 4:12PM
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Asians?

Wanga F One
QLD, 231 posts
20 Nov 2012 8:01PM
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Did you try to revive it?

lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
20 Nov 2012 9:03PM
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Chemtrails.

sn
WA, 2775 posts
20 Nov 2012 6:09PM
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Mark almost got it right.

Its those annoying amphibious lizard people again.

poor relative
WA, 9091 posts
20 Nov 2012 6:10PM
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Lions

FormulaNova
WA, 14893 posts
20 Nov 2012 6:17PM
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Mark _australia said...


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That, or the alien thing where they remove the eyes and genitalia from cattle with no blood and stuff, obviously lasers or something are used, and no vehicle tracks and stuff. Oh hang on, new rules. Sorry Lozza.




You might be on to something there.

It is obviously an alien/seal hybrid, that never developed fully.

It seems the aliens arrived in Rockingham Australia, picked the most intelligent things there and tried to breed with them. Either that, or the seals looked dead sexy to them.

lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
20 Nov 2012 9:18PM
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sn said...
Mark almost got it right.

Its those annoying amphibious lizard people again.


I think this might be the first time EVER he hasnt blamed something on Gen Y or kite surfers.
The broken record has been broken???????? lol

BulldogPup
6657 posts
20 Nov 2012 6:42PM
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Linda Lovelace

japie
NSW, 7056 posts
20 Nov 2012 10:54PM
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jenkz said...
Piranahas ?



Don't be an idiot, piranha's are fresh water fish. More likely a carnivorous mermaid.

landyacht
WA, 5921 posts
20 Nov 2012 8:40PM
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isnt it the predators that do that when they come to earth to hunt for sport

busterwa
3777 posts
20 Nov 2012 9:02PM
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Least you know there is no sharts in the area ;-) Throw it back in the water and let the bait fish rape it ! Half hour later throw in a mulie and gang hooks

Thing that annoys me is people who catch stingrays kill them and leave them on the beach????????????? Kill them for no reason?

Mark _australia
WA, 22819 posts
20 Nov 2012 9:31PM
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lotofwind said...
sn said...
Mark almost got it right.

Its those annoying amphibious lizard people again.


I think this might be the first time EVER he hasnt blamed something on Gen Y or kite surfers.
The broken record has been broken???????? lol


That is very true.

However, we await a thread when you don't just look to comment on my stuff.
It is nice to have such a dedicated groupie though. Hard to find that in GenY, no dedication that mob.

smicko
WA, 2503 posts
20 Nov 2012 9:54PM
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japie said...
jenkz said...
Piranahas ?



Don't be an idiot, piranha's are fresh water fish. More likely a carnivorous mermaid.


Told ya I didn't like those fecking mermaids.

Skid
QLD, 1499 posts
21 Nov 2012 12:58AM
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smicko said...
japie said...
jenkz said...
Piranahas ?



Don't be an idiot, piranha's are fresh water fish. More likely a carnivorous mermaid.


Told ya I didn't like those fecking mermaids.


^^ Smicko, are you a truckie?

pweedas
WA, 4642 posts
20 Nov 2012 11:06PM
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Surfer62 said...


Found this seal carcass washed up on low tide at my local beach, first thoughts was a shark has taken half of it but what is left has been stripped of the skin from neck down ? Saw a simlar size seal playing inshore the night before.

Any ideas ?









Looks like it's been through a tax audit to me.
Yep. Definitely the tax man.
It was lucky to escape so lightly.

R0CKH0PPER
131 posts
21 Nov 2012 12:06AM
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I would say divorce. That always strips you to your bare bones.

Either that or a big night on the turps.

Troyrotor
QLD, 318 posts
21 Nov 2012 6:34AM
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Fur coat?

japie
NSW, 7056 posts
21 Nov 2012 8:57AM
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Skid said...
smicko said...
japie said...
jenkz said...
Piranahas ?



Don't be an idiot, piranha's are fresh water fish. More likely a carnivorous mermaid.


Told ya I didn't like those fecking mermaids.


^^ Smicko, are you a truckie?



Nasties with scales?

gibberjoe
SA, 956 posts
21 Nov 2012 10:23AM
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late breaking news maybe this just found somewhere


Sailhack
VIC, 5000 posts
21 Nov 2012 10:59AM
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"What did this ?"

Chinese restaurant owner?



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