Just counted 10 pillows on our bed (or cussions - sh1t what's the diff) and we only sleep with 2. I don't know why we need so many. For show ?
I think the same reason we permanently have 2 candles in the kitchen, 7 in the bedroom, 4 in the dining room and 3 in the bathroom.....
Sorry, just don't know what the reason is!!!
Yeah I'm hearing ya
WTF is with so many pillows that if you left them there, it would make the bed 4ft long? 
Hotel rooms ------- with the blanket that covers the whole bed, and then goes under and over the pillows.
It's a bloody bed, and you can't SLEEP in it like that so WHY??
Life's big questions 
porn movies usually have lots of pillows .Maybe there is something going on you don't know about
I,m with you on this one !
But have found a use for them , .....can't really tell though !
Do have to rotate ... Like crop rotation you know ?
Hey Scotty maybe your misses is trying to tell you
that she wants a lingerie pillow fight with 10 of her
hottest girlfriends while you film it for you sea breeze mates
.... counted 14 the other day on our bed!
it is a more credible explanation to the coppers when you die of suffocation. sleep with one eye open
Perhaps she's dropping a hint that she wants to leave a lot of teethmarks behind and a singular pillow may get to soggy with what she has planned for you
My ex missus decided to put u shaped pillows complete with frilly pillowcases on the marital bed completely pointless and annoying...could cope with the pillow - just but the pillowcases annoyed the p**s out of me especially when trying to sleep.
I mentioned the pillowcases had to go (politely) she chose to ignore me so I cut the frills off......problem solved!!!![}:)]
My 2nd wife (10yrs) tried putting up lacy curtains at the bedroom window not long after being married. I explained 1st wife dilemma and lacy curtains fell in the same basket of tolerance. My lovely wife solved the problem......straight down to Spotlight new curtains at my expense 
Yep - my wifey is the same..
Have to move cushions to sit on the couch and have to remove surplus pillows (down to total of 5 - used to be 7) to sleep.
Funny thing is the spares have to go on the floor, to enable a bit of kip, then in the morning if I make the bed and dont' put em back on - I wear the grief.
My reply? "Well don't have more than 2 pillows.. then they never leave the bed - so never end up on the floor"
Her response? "$*#@!!"[}:)]
My closing remarks.. "Sorry hun, would love to talk.. but gotta go to work to earn some $$ for more pillows"
Maybe tell her to either ditch the pillows or you will add some of your own.
I think she might like the Horse Head pillow.
Whats that fat boy slim song? "everybody needs a bosom for a pillow"
