How do you deal with defient toddlers lol not nasty just 2 year olds lol help please
Lol I'd love to just grab the kit and go sail lol i think it's just the age mate pushing buttons
You aint seen nuthin yet! Terrible twos? Pah. Throttlesome threes and frucking fours are gona do your head in.
Ignore inappropriate behaviour.
The missus does it to me all the time.
Doesn't work though. 
Children are God's punishment for you having been one your self.
Once you have children your life is no longer exclusively your own. You have entered a joint venture with their mother and you need to stick with it to give them the best chance in life.
What your children really want is for you to PLAY with them and make them LAUGH.
Get down on the floor with them at their height and act like a doggie or a horsie and roll on your back in a submissive stance, let them crawl all over you and then surprise them with some growling or barking. They will squeal with some fear but mostly delight because you are relating with them at their level.
Don't miss this opportunity because when you blink, the next thing you know they will be teenagers telling you what a tool you are.
Love them to bits while they are still children. Build the relationships early and make it loving because they are the ones who will be choosing your nursing home when you are old and doddery. A GOOD investment for the future.
mmmm I love kids 
I could not eat a whole one though.
Roast kid is way better than goat, kid thigh or backstrap in the Weber, OMG - lovely.
Now if you mean children - no idea and good luck Ragster.
Teens undergo an amazing transformation...
They lose all muscular ability in their spine, and they lose reduce their vocabukary to mono syllable words.
lol
