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Created by hamburglar > 9 months ago, 9 Mar 2011
hamburglar
ACT, 2174 posts
9 Mar 2011 10:02AM
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i am haveing girl trouble my current GF is a real pig ,hogs the troth,deficats everywhere ,likes to wollow in mud ect.

have had enough and think iv'e found the girl of my dreams, shes skinny,funny,hot looking,is only slightly f#$% up and only pink in the right spots.i think she likes me as iv'e caught her smileing at me ,well i think she was smileing at me as its hard to tell with all that red lippy on mmmmmm yum

problem is her BF is some clown that hangs around certain fast food resturants claims he helps out charities and is loaded.how do i whoo her away from him and prove to her he is just a red headed leech .lots of love the burglar p.s. im the one in the yellow suit in my avatar helping out unhappy campers who have car troubles at the local bus stop ,photo was taken just before i was arrested

theDoctor
NSW, 5780 posts
9 Mar 2011 10:08AM
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hamburglar said...

i am haveing girl trouble my current GF is a real pig ,hogs the troth,deficats everywhere ,likes to wollow in mud ect.




yeah I think you're right to dump her..

she has some wierd inverse camel toe thing happening

hamburglar
ACT, 2174 posts
9 Mar 2011 10:18AM
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was going to mention that but is a family friendly site thanx

busterwa
3777 posts
9 Mar 2011 2:43PM
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Ask the mandura mob and buff up pecks like steal lol... She will be yours for ever !!!!!!

hamburglar
ACT, 2174 posts
9 Mar 2011 7:23PM
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theDoctor said...



yeah I think you're right to dump her..

she has some wierd inverse camel toe thing happening



come to think of it thats one of her pluses

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
9 Mar 2011 4:34PM
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hamburglar said...

theDoctor said...



yeah I think you're right to dump her..

she has some wierd inverse camel toe thing happening



come to think of it thats one of her pluses


TBH its the only thing I noticed

hamburglar
ACT, 2174 posts
9 Mar 2011 7:35PM
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busterwa said...


Ask the mandura mob and buff up pecks like steal lol... She will be yours for ever !!!!!!



holy cow is that one of those lady man thingis .busterwa i'm not sure if that is the right dirERCTION i want to go, looks like he got in to his mums hormone replacement therapy pills and his dads mull bowl ,clearly something wrong with the mirrors in that house .must be like them ones at luna park all distorted and stuff oh well the search goes on

hamburglar
ACT, 2174 posts
9 Mar 2011 7:39PM
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TBH is that tits ,bum,and umm hairy legs

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
9 Mar 2011 4:44PM
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hamburglar said...

TBH is that tits ,bum,and umm hairy legs


Na, didnt see any hair on the legs...... I would go with what you have, she may be a pig but hey what else is on offer?

hamburglar
ACT, 2174 posts
9 Mar 2011 7:51PM
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did you not see the red headed goddessshe has got a nice pair of your favorite things and is only slightly f#$% up not totaly like the rest

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
9 Mar 2011 5:01PM
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hamburglar said...

did you not see the red headed goddessshe has got a nice pair of your favorite things and is only slightly f#$% up not totaly like the rest


I hate clowns nice (.(.) tho

hamburglar
ACT, 2174 posts
9 Mar 2011 9:15PM
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not sure about the russian dude, have had bad experiences with foreigners and the age related defects is just plain misleading

Mark _australia
WA, 22412 posts
9 Mar 2011 6:16PM
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doggie said...

hamburglar said...

did you not see the red headed goddessshe has got a nice pair of your favorite things and is only slightly f#$% up not totaly like the rest


nice (.(.) tho


Hey nice to see you are diversifying into the sideboob doggie looks like a side view to me anyway........

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
9 Mar 2011 6:36PM
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Mark _australia said...

doggie said...

hamburglar said...

did you not see the red headed goddessshe has got a nice pair of your favorite things and is only slightly f#$% up not totaly like the rest


nice (.(.) tho


Hey nice to see you are diversifying into the sideboob doggie looks like a side view to me anyway........


Yea thinking of changing my style a bit, see how we go (.).)

busterwa
3777 posts
9 Mar 2011 10:38PM
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Buy her a nice dress and a pair of shoes etc that picture is a disgrace. Id have to say your using her as a toy rather than treating her like a woman.

My suggestion give up on the hot looking slapper that charges money to show a cammel toe and find loyal love insted.

My misses is hotter than that if she whore that outfit and her old man seen it he would slap her!!!
good luck with your skimpy!!!!
outfit has gold digging SKANK written all over it. hope you didnt put her up to that ham.

anyways if you want to win her heart stop treating her like an online masturbation tool for adolescents and start addressing her as a woman .. Your best asset.

grumplestiltskin
WA, 2331 posts
9 Mar 2011 10:48PM
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(.(.)
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its like some kind of mind bending dance

saltiest1
NSW, 2496 posts
10 Mar 2011 8:27AM
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busterwa said...


Ask the mandura mob and buff up pecks like steal lol... She will be yours for ever !!!!!!





duuude! thats one seriously munted hump backed retard with moobs!! i didnt realise that was possible. implants??

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
10 Mar 2011 9:42AM
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grumplestiltskin said...

(.(.)
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its like some kind of mind bending dance


Its like they are jogging

wespyyl
WA, 118 posts
10 Mar 2011 10:00AM
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busterwa said...


Ask the mandura mob and buff up pecks like steal lol... She will be yours for ever !!!!!!




This guys into the Synthol.

Its a synthetic oil that retards inject into themselves to make it look like they have muscles.

Google it and you'll find no end of retards with stupidly big arms but no muscle definition. like so

FormulaNova
WA, 14727 posts
10 Mar 2011 10:42AM
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hamburglar said...

i am haveing girl trouble my current GF is a real pig ,hogs the troth,deficats everywhere ,likes to wollow in mud ect.
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have had enough and think iv'e found the girl of my dreams, shes skinny,funny,hot looking,is only slightly f#$% up and only pink in the right spots.i think she likes me as iv'e caught her smileing at me ,well i think she was smileing at me as its hard to tell with all that red lippy on mmmmmm yum
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problem is her BF is some clown that hangs around certain fast food resturants claims he helps out charities and is loaded.how do i whoo her away from him and prove to her he is just a red headed leech .lots of love the burglar p.s. im the one in the yellow suit in my avatar helping out unhappy campers who have car troubles at the local bus stop ,photo was taken just before i was arrested


If she can spell, keep the one you are with.

GypsyDrifter
WA, 2371 posts
10 Mar 2011 10:52AM
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busterwa said...


Ask the mandura mob and buff up pecks like steal lol... She will be yours for ever !!!!!!



There is nothing normal about a girl dressed up as a pink pig
But ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ that busterwa is just plain wrong..

japie
NSW, 6926 posts
10 Mar 2011 6:34PM
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How many of those ^^^ have you seen? I have never been able to work it out, why a being would want to portray themselves as a prong

hamburglar
ACT, 2174 posts
10 Mar 2011 8:53PM
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FormulaNova said...

hamburglar said...

i am haveing girl trouble my current GF is a real pig ,hogs the troth,deficats everywhere ,likes to wollow in mud ect.
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have had enough and think iv'e found the girl of my dreams, shes skinny,funny,hot looking,is only slightly f#$% up and only pink in the right spots.i think she likes me as iv'e caught her smileing at me ,well i think she was smileing at me as its hard to tell with all that red lippy on mmmmmm yum
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problem is her BF is some clown that hangs around certain fast food resturants claims he helps out charities and is loaded.how do i whoo her away from him and prove to her he is just a red headed leech .lots of love the burglar p.s. im the one in the yellow suit in my avatar helping out unhappy campers who have car troubles at the local bus stop ,photo was taken just before i was arrested


If she can spell, keep the one you are with.



you don't look a the dictionary while stokeing the fire



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