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Created by big gill > 9 months ago, 29 Jun 2007
big gill
WA, 649 posts
29 Jun 2007 6:18PM
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what is the weirdest/most unusual thing that u have seen while driving????????????

MintoxGT
WA, 975 posts
30 Jun 2007 6:23PM
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I was a chauffeur and I have see sh1tloads, starting from arseholes to heros.

GT

stamp
QLD, 2770 posts
30 Jun 2007 9:47PM
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i saw a severed foot by the side of the calder highway once. i thought i was seeing things until i spoke to a mate who was following me and he said the same thing.

jord070
WA, 1109 posts
30 Jun 2007 7:54PM
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two sea gulls going for it on a maccas sign

DL
WA, 658 posts
30 Jun 2007 10:31PM
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Speaking of severed stuff, I saw a severed dolphin head floating in the river last Australia day.

Must have tried to swim through a tugboat propeller...

MintoxGT
WA, 975 posts
1 Jul 2007 1:35AM
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A bloke sitting on the road in shock after he rear ended a car on his scooter, the problem was his legs, 1 was folded at 100 deg in the wrong direction, no wonder he was in shock!

GT

WINDY MILLER
WA, 3183 posts
1 Jul 2007 7:04AM
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A U.F.O in Sth France hovering by the side of the road,then it hypersapced somewhere else.

no one believes me though

Mark _australia
WA, 22380 posts
1 Jul 2007 11:04AM
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I do. I got kidnaped, Thay did 'speriments on me n stuf. Them men in black dudes came and beamed a red thing at me and told me it was venus reflectin' of swamp gas but I now the truth

MintoxGT
WA, 975 posts
1 Jul 2007 1:47PM
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Lookout! here they come again[}:)]

big gill
WA, 649 posts
1 Jul 2007 5:22PM
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dont worry miller....i believe you!!!!!!!!

stamp
QLD, 2770 posts
1 Jul 2007 10:29PM
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why is it that aliens never appear above a busy town or a major intersection where plenty of people can witness them? its only ever cletis and his pet pig who are the only ones for miles around to see the little green men anally probe cows.
and while we're at it, how is it that these lifeforms have evolved billions of light years away but still have two arms, legs, eyes etc, just like us?

nebbian
WA, 6277 posts
1 Jul 2007 8:39PM
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quote:
Originally posted by stamp

why is it that aliens never appear above a busy town or a major intersection where plenty of people can witness them?


Chicago's O'Hare International Airport not big enough for you?
www.americanchronicle.com/articles/viewArticle.asp?articleID=18655

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and while we're at it, how is it that these lifeforms have evolved billions of light years away but still have two arms, legs, eyes etc, just like us?



NOW you're making sense! Yeah you never hear about tripedal aliens, or ones that run around on all fours, or aliens with tentacles, or anything. It's always humanoid, which gives credence to the theory that it's just extreme stress on the brain which then unearths birthing memories (ever wondered why aliens don't have mouths? Or why doctors wear germ-masks? Or if there's a connection between the two?)

If anyone's interested in this I highly recommend reading Earthfiles (www.earthfiles.com/ ) every week or so. Quite balanced reporting.

Strongbow
WA, 273 posts
1 Jul 2007 9:17PM
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Yeh like he said. Must admit I dont dwell on the alien or supernatural stuff to much, but youre right. If there was alien life forms, and im not saying there isn't, why would they be anything like humans and be around the same size as us, give or take a few feet as most popular images seem to portray.
They could be microscopic or giants and look like nothing we could not even imagine.

NotWal
QLD, 7428 posts
1 Jul 2007 11:28PM
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Mark_australia is obviously an alien in a human suit. So is DL. I think I saw him in Men In Black.

Strongbow
WA, 273 posts
1 Jul 2007 9:34PM
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Now back on topic, sort of.
This is'nt Weird as such but I did see it while driving around today.







This one was a little weird, being fairly close to the metro area.

Greenroom
WA, 7608 posts
1 Jul 2007 10:04PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Strongbow




Thats Poor Reli's home!

Strongbow
WA, 273 posts
1 Jul 2007 10:19PM
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Maaaate, Iv'e been dying to say that for ages but thought it might be a little politicly uncorrect. [}:)]
Must say it is a major style up from the cardboard boxes though.

DL
WA, 658 posts
5 Jul 2007 5:08PM
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quote:
Originally posted by NotWal

Mark_australia is obviously an alien in a human suit. So is DL. I think I saw him in Men In Black.



You mean this guy?
www.imdb.com/name/nm0001724/

Oakie
WA, 268 posts
5 Jul 2007 5:25PM
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I've always wondered how individual shoes end up on the central reservation of the freeway.

How?.... why?

BoDiddly
VIC, 622 posts
5 Jul 2007 8:06PM
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quote:
Originally posted by stamp


cletis




Hehehe....You said Cletis!

GreenPat
QLD, 4083 posts
5 Jul 2007 8:33PM
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So much stuff that I don't count it as weird anymore. Probably the clearest memory was a taxi driver in Johannesburg full of machine gun holes, still in his taxi pulled off to the side off the road. Thing is, that's not unusual there.

Actually, I did see the scene of someone unlucky enough to cop a star picket through the chest at 200km/h, it fell off the back of an oncoming truck, bounced through his windscreen and straight through him and his seat. All I could see was the end of the star picket poking through the entirely red (on the inside) windscreen, and one trail of blood coming out of the hole and down the white bonnet of the car. There was a couple of truckies pulled up controlling the scene, one was holding a towel over the side window so I couldn't see anything there.

His girlfriend must have seen it all pretty well though, she was sitting next to him for it. Apparently he got his foot on the brake before it hit him, but was dead before the car stopped.



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