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Bee is for Barbeque..........

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Created by harry potter > 9 months ago, 11 Nov 2008
harry potter
VIC, 2777 posts
11 Nov 2008 5:42PM
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Received this as an email from a friend ! Thought you guys may enjoy it ...........

So I'm using my bbq this weekend... so i thought I'll clean it up..

I have known there were bee's coming from under the cover so I thought I'd kill them, obviously...

so heres the bbq in question












now i know these bombs aren't for bee's and that but i thought i'll suffocate/smoke them out. So here is the weapon of choice and delivery system.

















I thought I was pretty smart designed to be easierly manovered under the cover of darkness... so then i release the weapon of buzz destruction..


OMFG! the sound from under the cover was incredible!!! You could hear it 3m away easy...

Then I ran like the clappers....





coming back few mins later to see the death toll...







was at least 20mm deep mass grave









I continued to remove the cover and to light the bbq to give it a clean when i noticed some fattly looking substance on the top of th side shelf thing....

Bit weird.. i clean it before i put it away for winter and no way was there fat there so i begun to wonder......

NO..... it can't be could it?

I slowly removed the rest of the cover only to find the HQ..









Bee is for BBQ









rossouwe
VIC, 73 posts
11 Nov 2008 5:48PM
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Far Out!!!
Thats pretty cool.

felixk
QLD, 312 posts
11 Nov 2008 4:53PM
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That's wicked!

GreenPat
QLD, 4083 posts
11 Nov 2008 4:55PM
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I recall honey chicken can come up quite well on a barbie. Mortein flavoured honey though?

Bit of a shame about the bees, but I don't think colonies can be relocated very easily can they?

Cut
VIC, 107 posts
11 Nov 2008 6:22PM
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GreenPat said...

I recall honey chicken can come up quite well on a barbie. Mortein flavoured honey though?

Bit of a shame about the bees, but I don't think colonies can be relocated very easily can they?


Yah they can be. Every state has a bee keeping society and they'd have gladly come and taken the bee's.

Such a pity about the mortein because fresh honey, especially in a comb...is yum!

theDoctor
NSW, 5780 posts
11 Nov 2008 6:27PM
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and keepers pay good money for colonies and queens too. what a tragic end

kk
WA, 947 posts
11 Nov 2008 4:55PM
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You puttin on a AK$A bbq are ya Harry?

Cal
QLD, 1003 posts
11 Nov 2008 6:24PM
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GreenPat said...


Bit of a shame about the bees, but I don't think colonies can be relocated very easily can they?


Dead colonies are real easy to relocate, live ones only a little more difficult...

Great pics, thanks for the entertainment, shame they are all dead.

lostinlondon
VIC, 1159 posts
11 Nov 2008 8:24PM
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Bee is for Bee Bumping Bastard more like it...

Yeah, I guess if you realised it was more than a few bees, you may have done things differently. Its a shame you can't eat that honey now.

Waveholic
14 posts
11 Nov 2008 7:07PM
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Go on eat the honey, sheill be right mate

Flux
WA, 533 posts
11 Nov 2008 8:22PM
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Harry we must know the same people somewhere cause I got sent the same email from a friend also haha , oh and yea how could you not notice that something was going on there, My cousin works with bees and when we were kids when you go near the hive it's incredibly loud?
maybe they were away over winter???

pearl
NSW, 984 posts
11 Nov 2008 10:47PM
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Thats sad. Bees do good work & they're becoming more endangered. Sorry I'm a bit of a greeny. Guess it's dangerous if you have kids. Bees used to take over the (bird) nest boxes I had hanging in a tree. Call any apiarist (beekeeper), they'll be stoked to come and get a new hive. Your local council should be able to let you know how to contact one. They put a box beside the wild colony to relocate them.

gruezi
WA, 3464 posts
11 Nov 2008 9:21PM
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Great share, thanks.

I'm alergic to bees and bbq's, but caved in and got a bbq for my other half's b'day recently, and where else but at Bunnings which is an women's conspiracy to occupy men on weekends.

bigmark100
NSW, 584 posts
12 Nov 2008 10:02AM
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bees are incredible creatures, and play an important role in our planet.
its a shame they had to be killed , bees can easily be removed.

Using poisen to remove bees is unnessesary, as well as dangerous.

www.beerescue.com/Removing_bees_yourself.html

www.beerescue.com/stung_by_pesticide.html

a real shame.. :-(

getfunky
WA, 4485 posts
12 Nov 2008 11:58AM
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Had a migrating swarm of bees - angry as - looking for a new home come through our back yard and lodge in the yard behind a couple of weeks ago. I have a bit of bee lovin fascination, but have never seen (or heard) anything like it before.

There was soooo many bees the air was thick with them and every animal around pretty much furked orf quick smart - as did I and number one (5 yr old). Was quite incredible to see actually, but the sound was trully amazing!! It was so loud and 'threatening' at 1st I wasn't sure but (as for the birds/other insects/anything with a pulse) every instinct told me to not angabout. They hung about for around an hour before heading off to scare the be-jeezus out of some more neighbourhood folks.

Hmm... tis a bit of a shame to wipe out all those bees (not the least being the honey was rendered useless) but obviously it was quite a surprise to find a whole metropolis goin on under the hood.


I rode through a swarm of bees on my 250 one arvo wearing boardies n a jacket... didn't even see them as they broadsided me and was cruising along when SPLATT!! ZAP!! SPLOCH!! SPLAT!! etc etc... "KN ell!! What was that!!" That was like getting hit with 100+ small paint pellets at once, not fun I can tell ya.. Stings on my kneck, thighs, hands - even a couple of dead buggers in my helmet!!

dism
NSW, 660 posts
12 Nov 2008 2:35PM
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I too am a 'greeny' and sad to see a whole colony die

But I believe (but need a better photo of the species), that these are the common introduced honeybees which have no real ecological/environmental value

I think they preferentially pollinate mainly introduced species (as they evolved with them to 'fit' size and behaviour with the plant species from the countries they were introduced from)

They also outcompete the native bees

So sad, but maybe not too bad (do you have a closer bee pic)?

Natives are smaller and more passive and less colourful, so if they were crazy, i'm thinking honeybee

555
892 posts
12 Nov 2008 1:17PM
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i clean it before i put it away for winter

Look at the cooking plate to the right.. Funny kind of clean!

Maybe the bees had a fry up over winter?

webby7
QLD, 145 posts
12 Nov 2008 2:41PM
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shame about the bee's but still a pretty funny email. i certainly wasn't expecting anything like the size of that hive even after seeing the amount of dead bees



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