Is it considered "OK" for me to sneek away after Chrissy lunch at my house and go for a kite 
I promise I'll be back for dinner 
... Well after a year of teaching your friends and family that every thing is D.O.W, you should be fine! Just go!!! No probs dude 'casue Christmas is D.O.W!!! 
This was the subject of heated debate at my house last night. My advice - tread lightly around this one, gents.
It's not really 'sneaking away' when mum, dad and the two girls are seen screaming down the street in the Subaru before lunch is served simply cos the SB turned up early.
But for me, the family lunch is on Xmas eve this year, so hoping I leave work on time at midday on Christmas Day I have about 6 hours up my sleeve for a 'quick' session before a bbq dinner, and the bbq start time is negotiable as everyone there kites too
Christmas Day and New Years Day are the best days of the year to go for a surf, as far as crowds are concerned.
As far as going for a kite, it all depends on the fun police.
Like chris said although if your talking about just you all I can say is good luck with that
but for me I will come in for lunch when I can smell the foods cooked or they start throwing empty prawn shells into the water
but for me I will come in for lunch when I can smell the foods cooked or they start throwing empty prawn shells into the water
I've got it,
"I'm just going to get some more ice from to servo dear" 
It can't fail,
Unless she reads this post,...which she most definately will,...AH SH!T
Delete, Delete !!!
chrissy lunch becomes--->chrissy dinner----->becomes beer and chips............
well is does if your at corro's, mwhahahaha
if i didnt have to work Christmas Day
if i didnt have to work Christmas Day
WTF is wrong with men these days????
We sure got the wrong end of the feminist movement.
Reclaim your testicles and TELL that b!tch you are going kiting, you will be home when you are good and done and there had better be a cold beer ready for you or...or you don't want to contemplate what will happen.
Three questions.
1 Who is bigger and stronger
2 Who brings in most, if not all the money
3 Who is smarter
Answer. You, the man
Now go and reclaim what is yours. DO IT!!!
And Puetz, my dear fellow;
The man song
been kiting 4 days in a row now, and looks windy for the rest of the week. might be lucky to stay awake christmas day. a few light beers and an arvo siesta
One of the locals here, just had his misses say "I dont want to live my life around what the winds doing"
He just saw his lawyer and is getting a divorceTrue story.
I'm doing it the sneaky way...
It's nice weather guys! let's all go to the beach! You can go tanning and with the nice breeze you won't get too hot! What about you guys start building a sand castle while I go out flying a kite? Nice family christmas outing
Nice family christmas outing
but for me I will come in for lunch when I can smell the foods cooked or they start throwing empty prawn shells into the water
One thing is for sure is that wherever you are even if wind isn't forcast it WILL be windy and if you are into waves there WILL be epic swell .So how greatly do you value your nuts if you are a bloke and how many brownie point credits do you have and are prepared to spend .I know that despite another summer of infrequent wind ,lots of home time ,mown lawns time spent together walks at night etc I still have nowhere enough points in the bank to go out xmas day.
What's happened to men?
There was a time, our kind was master of our destiny and our domain.
From what I'm hearing here, most seem to be subservient, surrendering and submissive to 'she who must be obeyed [}:)]'
IMO that's no way to live.
Assert your rights my friends, speak your truth, raise your deep manly voice needed to reinforce your point, stamp your foot if you have to, withhold affection and sex from the beast, yes, believe me.
Go look at your self in the mirror, see how big you are, practice saying this,
"The wind is on, I'm going kiting." in an assertive tone.
Now practice, practice, practice until it's as instinctive as your kite skills.
No one can respect another who kisses their ass.
True story.
I have it all sorted, get them a nice present & you can pretty much do what you want[}:)]...Oh & thanks Santa, this is just what I wanted.
I have just discovered that my mother and my sister in laws new boyfriend will be at my mother in laws for xmas (A lethal cocktail) I now have been granted a leave pass no brownie points expended
