Having a great session kiting between islands but after
-getting the boat stuck on the mud flats in big easter tides
-trying to push the boat off the mud flats and realising it aint moving
-the tide is still dropping
-the people laughing and waving when your stuck
-waiting in the dark for the tide to come in
-still waiting in the dark for the tide to come in
-pushing the boat in the dark knowing the amount of rays and bull sharks about
I dislike that late morning, nuclear, unyielding, offshore wind that refuses to shift into a moderate to fresh side/off seabreeze at midday (as if).....
just when there's a nice groundie pushing in and cranking solid on the reef......
and then having to witness this same epic swell being munted by this landbreeze into such complete flatness to rival Hilton's chest.
lol.
the current wind conditions in QLD which is indicating that it is the end of the season...
I really just wanna cry its sooo unfair
it also means i have to go back to work 
possibly in Stinky Sydney... boooooo
When you rock up to the beach on a day that the SB charts is saying a no-goer to find a nice SW 18-22 kts with nice laid back slabs of tidy swell rolling through..
Your thinking geez this looks like the 1st casual (ie: not nuking or not struggling) session for a while. You pump up smiling the whole time in no rush for a change 
then as you pull on your trusty 3 yr old harness and bang! Snappo! no more harness....
Still, glad it didn't happen on the water at least 
* Getting sprayed in the eyes, then wipeing your eyes, then getting sprayed again instanly.
* falling off your board when there are schools of jelly fish all around you, and then swimming to your board looking like a retard. hhahaha crappy redcliffe
Retarded winds in the US, when it's on there's usually lightning, as it's pretty much all frontal.
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Retarded winds in the US, when it's on there's usually lightning, as it's pretty much all frontal.
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That London is miles away from a decent kitebeach.
London traffic that holds you up on your way to Hayling Island.
UK traffic queues that occur for no obvious reason (ie you get to the front, and nothing is there)
Why am I living here again?
I hate that kiting makes me think nasty things about the girlfriend I love.
This morning during a relaxing early morning spa she says 'What a beautiful morning, it's so still'
What an insensitive bitch!
It was a beautiful morning but did she have to remind me I wouldn't be kiting on my day off.....
. Oh maybe gusty Easterlies!
Being so tired you cant kite anymore and you keep kooking out, and its still blowing 30.
falling off your board in a run out current, n then not being able to find!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahaha yeah possibly everywhere but here. today as well, windy everywhere except here. its so weird you can drive an hour each way (n or s) and it can be 15 to 20 or more but nothing here. you nearly wonder whether its worth even kitesurfing at all here sometimes.
Watching Aaron Hadlow video clips for an hour during lunch and then getting back to work - it rips you away from a fantasy world and back to a spreadsheet that you'll be staring at blankly for half an hour trying to come down.
