Dude and Man

"Dude, your kiting is looking more and more like pure surfing."

"Wow Man, are you serious?"

"Dude, the surfboard, the strapless and unhooked thing, the leggie ... it's totally core surfing."

"Wow Man, but there's no paddling, there's no duck-diving ...it can't look like pure or core surfing."

"Dude, it's totally surfing ...your backside air reverses, your attempted barrels, it's freaking awesome."

"But Man, I'm holding onto a stupid stick in my hand ...and I have to spin under my lines after the moves."

"Dude, your huge punts, your rail-to-rails, your wax ...lol"

"But Man, I'm wearing a thick harness around my fat gut ... and the big bag wants to pull me off the back."

"Dude, it's really looking more and more like surfing ...except for one thing."

"Wow Man, is it my poo-stance?"

"Dude, it's the boardies over the steamer thing."

"Wow Man, are you serious?"

I have to give it to you slave, you have the finger on the pulse of kite surfing.... strapless kite surfing, I mean surfing with a kite or whatever...

I can with 100% surety that waveslave looks nothing like Dude and Man in those pictures.

So surfingboye tell me it wasn't your screen saver?

i think dude gives and man takes...
waveslave can you clarify?
pics of said 'giving'???

* Disclaimer by the author:

The Dude and Man characters in my stories are strictly fictitious and perfectly straight.

Any resemblance to real gay persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental and unintentional.

However, (any interpretations formed) may simply be the product of a homocentric bent by the reader.

Classic. Touche to the slave. (but they are both in body hugging white boxers)
Hey Bro. Thats gotta be a beach somewhere in NZ. Yo.

Nice story too Slave. Keep em coming. Getting better every edition.

That's a good looking cow.

Is this a kiting forum ,haha!

MOOOOO!

Give those 2 guys a coupla years and there will be a book out called 50 shades of grey

'They' say mouth has no gender.