Ride overpowered when you don't have the skills to back it up then crash into a chick's kite without even a yell to let her know that your completely out of control.
Tell someone who can ride in the conditions that they shouldn't go out.
Litter at the spot they always use.
Leave their lines unwound for a whole day without riding
Launch someone without checking their lines before letting go
Teach their dad to kite because they've had three lessons in January and get really pissed off when kiters tell them they are not capable of teaching after three lessons. Then get really pissed off about the fact that everyone keeps telling them the same thing about being careful of others. "It's not even windy" so we can't hurt anyone.
Can someone invent a simulation machine so people can experience the pain that a kite can cause when used in the wrong way.
pheew........I think i need a kite
Be uneffected by trends and ride the cheapest bow going whislt being friendly to all!
sir ROWDY and space monky are the boys all the chicks want ya can see why there so famous
and chicks love monkys
how do you know?
please fellas talk only kiting there is women that read this post like little o we're going to scare them away
Just the other day i decided I want to be more like sir Rowdy!
So I decided to take my kite for stroll down the road as the sunset.
It was a beautiful moment, me my kite, the flapping of her canopy in the wind.
Thanks Rowdy! Your genitals might be small but thats cuz your the Fabio of kiteboarding!
what, is flipper a man
i thought you were a pole danceing insomniac alcoholic lesbian with a monkey rowdy fetish that never sleeps with both eyes closed
and chicks love monkys
crash at 46.8kph on a twintip and manage to beat yourself up with your board from foot to knee to chest...
Yes I am noobler and recorded my speed via gps
Rowdy's How to look like a noob 101 lesson #53
Lanching a noob -Always launch directly in the power zone.
This helps a noob to look his best!
well least sir ROWDY is still my buddy
