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Forums > Kitesurfing General

I'm thinking of learning to Kiteboard or windsurf

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Created by SmellySkater > 9 months ago, 2 Feb 2009
Wet Willy
TAS, 2317 posts
4 Feb 2009 2:54PM
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Come on...let me join your gang! Pleeeeeze!

SmellySkater
110 posts
4 Feb 2009 4:30PM
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Wet Willy said...

Come on...let me join your gang! Pleeeeeze!




lol that's hilarious I took some advice from you guys on here and I'm going to have a go on my friends windsurfer this weekend, I am getting a kite lesson too down the track.

Just have to say thanks for the advice and because you were all so helpful I'll keep you all posted on my windsurfing lesson this weekend.

Just one question before I go; I was down the beach last night and there was a kiteboarder just flying the kite, he must have been learning. Anyway a big gust came and he got dragged through a bunch of people having a picnic, then up to the car park. Does this happen very often?

Freeflow
QLD, 133 posts
4 Feb 2009 5:42PM
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Anyway a big gust came and he got dragged through a bunch of people having a picnic, then up to the car park. Does this happen very often?



Yes. This is how us kiters get to our cars.

echostorm
QLD, 1245 posts
4 Feb 2009 5:54PM
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We are all over it SmellySkater.

stabber
NSW, 1114 posts
4 Feb 2009 7:06PM
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Go to windsurfing...

SmellySkater
110 posts
4 Feb 2009 5:25PM
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I was only asking if it happens very often? Is it avoidable? Has it ever happened to anyone here?

fozzy
SA, 501 posts
4 Feb 2009 7:12PM
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SmellySkater said...

I was only asking if it happens very often? Is it avoidable? Has it ever happened to anyone here?




Tell you what mate. Why don't you PM a bloke called Alex Sanz, he'll answer your questions I'm sure. I reckon the two of you will have quite a bit in common.

SmellySkater
110 posts
4 Feb 2009 5:54PM
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fozzy said...

SmellySkater said...

I was only asking if it happens very often? Is it avoidable? Has it ever happened to anyone here?




Tell you what mate. Why don't you PM a bloke called Alex Sanz, he'll answer your questions I'm sure. I reckon the two of you will have quite a bit in common.


Why did he film you in this video




Guess you were all right that kiteboarding is gay after looking at these videos of fozzy

merman
QLD, 431 posts
4 Feb 2009 6:56PM
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ok SmellySkater


mate you haven't even come close yet... keep it comen...

youre efforts are just FArken pathetic...

Keep trying Buddie


fozzy
SA, 501 posts
4 Feb 2009 7:34PM
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Yeah you got me. You are clearly way too witty for me. So now you realise kiting is gay, why do you continue to post on the kiting forum. Run along little boy, run along.

SmellySkater
110 posts
4 Feb 2009 6:04PM
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Thanks for putting me onto these videos fozzy your a legend, but does this happen very often.

SmellySkater
110 posts
4 Feb 2009 6:12PM
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Now this is lame



Is this Alex Sanz guy the pioneer of kiteboarding or something?

general_dude
WA, 150 posts
4 Feb 2009 10:56PM
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Go Windsurfing - it is heaps cheaper.
Sold my whole windsurfing quiver, boards & sails etc and only go enough to buy a nasty old 2006 kite & 1/2 a lesson.

superlizard
VIC, 702 posts
5 Feb 2009 9:45AM
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i think smellyskater and alex sanz could be the same person

Kadkhah
WA, 381 posts
5 Feb 2009 10:07AM
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superlizard said...

i think smellyskater and alex sanz could be the same person


There is no way that Alex Sanz support the pole surfing.

Good Wind
Alex

superlizard
VIC, 702 posts
5 Feb 2009 1:08PM
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i wouldn't know, but isn't he experimental into all kinds of combinations of different gadgets with wind, and i saw some land pole surfers in the video with the roller thingies...

sunseeker
QLD, 1203 posts
5 Feb 2009 12:52PM
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Smelly, which hospital are you going to to get the operation done before you get your first pole dancing lesson?

sunseeker
QLD, 1203 posts
5 Feb 2009 12:54PM
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superlizard said...

i think smellyskater and alex sanz could be the same person




haha, I'm not the only one - I made the same comment on one of Alex's posts. I reckon Smelly Skater surfs in Budgie smugglers.

superlizard
VIC, 702 posts
5 Feb 2009 2:16PM
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laurie / Greenpat, could you write some code to track down the IP's from which the posts are made... that way we can get to the bottom of this... if the IPs match, we'll know the truth...

laurie
WA, 3850 posts
5 Feb 2009 3:18PM
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It ain't Alex.

Kadkhah
WA, 381 posts
5 Feb 2009 3:33PM
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laurie said...

It ain't Alex.


I told you.
Alex will never say that kite surfing is gay, cause he was one of the first ones who actually realized that pole surfing is kind of ready to come out of closet

merman
QLD, 431 posts
5 Feb 2009 5:23PM
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Nice work laurie

SmellySkater
110 posts
5 Feb 2009 5:48PM
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sunseeker said...

superlizard said...

i think smellyskater and alex sanz could be the same person




haha, I'm not the only one - I made the same comment on one of Alex's posts. I reckon Smelly Skater surfs in Budgie smugglers.





Haha yeah surfing in budgie smugglers is almost as bad as wearing boardies over the wettie haha However boardies over the wettie must be cooler haha Anyway enough of the haha's All you kiters will be just like Alex Sanz when you are older too so don't knock what you will become, you can't stay cool for ever unless you take up windsurfing

merman
QLD, 431 posts
5 Feb 2009 7:19PM
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common SmellySkater youre getting close..

but....

lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
5 Feb 2009 9:01PM
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YYYAAAAWWWWWWWNNNNNNN

If anyone else is getting really bored of this please give him heaps of red thumbs to kill his posts.ITS YOUR DUTY AS A KITER TO RID THIS POLE DANCER TRY HARD FROM THIS FORUM

red thumbs away

cant do much as one person,but as a group we can beat all odds,so band together all red blooded aussies and beat this evil

SmellySkater
110 posts
5 Feb 2009 8:37PM
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Just thought I'd let every one know that It's the eve of my first windsurfing lesson which is tomorrow, I will tell you all how it goes, it could be good or bad you know. I might not even like it, I also have a kite lesson coming up soon too.

Just one question; Is it ok to wear boardies over your wettie on the first lesson? Or when you're learning do you have to wear your boardies underneath your wettie?

Sorry that was two questions but your advice is always appreciated.

Thanks kiters you guys are cool.

ianmac
WA, 267 posts
5 Feb 2009 10:21PM
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well ! you can poley it or you step u to the mark & have a crack mr Smelly ,,,, but i reckon you wont eva make it as a kiter ,,, but have a go we had 30knt winds otday an di only saw kiters out maybe i was lucky only kidden guys & girls

Wet Willy
TAS, 2317 posts
6 Feb 2009 1:08AM
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I'm sensing a lot of aggression here...

kitecrazzzy
WA, 2184 posts
6 Feb 2009 12:06AM
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haha, I met this smelly skater today. I was waiting for wind on the grass and we got chatting. He thought I was a pole dancer cus I fit the peadophile profile (big white van with blanked windows. He mentioned seabreeze and then couldn't wait to let on how awesome he was with a post in the kitesurfing section. Well this is where this earlyteens (pre voice breaking) kid all made sense, he wasn't even south African , he just wanted to play rugby but his parents did not allow him. but that doesn't stop his online ambitions for he is smelly skater the south African surfing and skating god

Kitecrazzzy may or may not have met smelly skater but that is only due to the imaginary nature of the subject

tezza49er
NT, 97 posts
6 Feb 2009 12:41AM
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SAD LITTLE POLEY WOLEY>>>>>>his sport is dying a death of boredom...has to frik around on kite forums to get his kicks coz his boring 2 dimensional dying sport doesn't float his boat anymore. I've been bagged by kiters big time for supporting you guys in the past (because i was a HETEROSEXUAL poley for 24 yrs) but no more,they were right.............

Take your boredom and suck it through your mast extention . BTW VIDS are 5+++ yrs old...get with it.

Trolls=wankers



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