Bahahaha. I found a little surf spot south of trigg point the other day.
Barely used footprints and it was as fat as ever but doable.
I almost went out but realized I have responsibilities. I mean who will water my lawn if I'm not there.
Im sure there are heaps of lawn mowers that way to help cut it but no it wont grow without water will it??
If I had a helmet I would have been out there for sure.
But who would be that crazy to take that risk. I mean what about the lawn! Everyone forgets about the lawn!!
Here you go men. Thats my head wound from kiting. I got lofted into a fence. the kite lines twisted around a fence post sent the kite into the power zone and powered the shiit out the kite. the 100mm fence post snapped like a carrot and smashed me in the forehead.
I blood was spurting out my head like a cheap spatter movie... then i started getting electric shocks... i'd landed in an electric fence??!
Funny thing is i was wearing a helmet.The post impacted me so hard it squashed the helmet foam flat and the helmet plastic split my head open.
Imagine what would of happened had i not been wearing a helmet.!
Dead. Simple.
Its all about looking cool, and once you get married and have kids and get older you find that the chicks find you less and less attractive and your fashion is still living in the past so you give up - and buy a helmet. Its the last step before a walking stick.
Rich
