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Is there anything gaffer tape can't fix?

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Created by Bully > 9 months ago, 6 Oct 2010
Bully
WA, 170 posts
6 Oct 2010 6:15PM
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The answer is no, but after reading the post about someone sticking thier fingernail back on with tape to get back out in the water, and given the wide range of experience and intellectual ability cruising this forum, i thought there would have to be a few cracker home repair jobs involving gaffer tape, boards/bodies/cars/girlfriends etc.

I busted a finger during footy last year, couldnt straighten it so i made a splint with a metal ruler and gaffer tape, slept on it overnight and hey presto it was straight again, but unfortunately i couldnt bend it. went to docs a year later (took my time admittedly) and he said " yes its fractured and you what???if u came in when u did it it'd be fixed, but its fked now, well done" i still cant hold a bloody fork properly..idiot

surely theres more worthy ones out there??

getfunky
WA, 4485 posts
6 Oct 2010 6:18PM
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I don't always travel with a tool kit or a pocket knife but I never travel anywhere without Nashua Gaffa tape.

Take it off the roll and flat wrap it around a piece of cardboard the size of a playing card. You can get a fair bit stashed in your bag with bugger all bulk that way.

Gaffa fixes everything.

sir ROWDY
WA, 5353 posts
6 Oct 2010 6:31PM
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I split me face open once surfing trying an air and landing on the fins. I thought it was ok because I touched it and there was no blood. By the time I got out the back again my mate looked at me, went a bit white and said "dude what the **** happened to your face?" haha. So I paddled in and by then it was bleeding everywhere, so I went to the surf club and they tried to butterfly clip it, but all the blood just made them fall off... So they told me I had to go to the doctor... I had no money and was in a place that I didnt even know where the doctor was, so like any good man I grabbed some gaffer tape and toilet paper and taped up my head. Worked a treat, however eventually some people made me go to the doctor, pretty sweet the dude was cool about it and did it for free. Story over.

lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
6 Oct 2010 10:18PM
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Gaffer tape fixes holes in a blow up doll fairly well,
but after a few repairs she can start to look a bit like a trashie crack whore.

did I just think that or type it

Keaw Yed.
WA, 200 posts
6 Oct 2010 10:00PM
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Funky

You're keen wrapping tape round a card - why oh why

getfunky
WA, 4485 posts
7 Oct 2010 12:18PM
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Duct tape and Gaffa are 2 diff things.
Duct is just uber elect tape. Gaffa is the supa-tuff stuff and Nashua will rip the skin offya lips - if your dumb enough to tear it wiv ya teef. (only made that mistake once)

Keaw - thought the lack of weight and bulk was self explanatory

Less weight - less bulk.. best fix everything around.

sir ROWDY
WA, 5353 posts
7 Oct 2010 12:21PM
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getfunky said...

Nashua will rip the skin offya lips - if your dumb enough to tear it wiv ya teef. (only made that mistake once)


Oath. you gotta turn it round the other way and it can be done though, if your carefull.

laurie
WA, 3848 posts
7 Oct 2010 12:54PM
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Went to a musician clinic when I was young, and the guy introduced gaffa and said it'll stick anything to a wall. When he peeled it off the wall, the paint came with it.

It's good stuff. I like gaffa.

KIT33R
NSW, 1714 posts
7 Oct 2010 4:00PM
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Handy in hostage situations

Spacemonkey!
SA, 2288 posts
7 Oct 2010 4:08PM
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sir ROWDY said...

I split me face open once surfing trying an air and landing on the fins. I thought it was ok because I touched it and there was no blood. By the time I got out the back again my mate looked at me, went a bit white and said "dude what the **** happened to your face?" haha. So I paddled in and by then it was bleeding everywhere, so I went to the surf club and they tried to butterfly clip it, but all the blood just made them fall off... So they told me I had to go to the doctor... I had no money and was in a place that I didnt even know where the doctor was, so like any good man I grabbed some gaffer tape and toilet paper and taped up my head. Worked a treat, however eventually some people made me go to the doctor, pretty sweet the dude was cool about it and did it for free. Story over.


Hey how about superglue?

au_rick
WA, 752 posts
7 Oct 2010 2:27PM
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Spacemonkey! said...

sir ROWDY said...

I split me face open once surfing trying an air and landing on the fins. I thought it was ok because I touched it and there was no blood. By the time I got out the back again my mate looked at me, went a bit white and said "dude what the **** happened to your face?" haha. So I paddled in and by then it was bleeding everywhere, so I went to the surf club and they tried to butterfly clip it, but all the blood just made them fall off... So they told me I had to go to the doctor... I had no money and was in a place that I didnt even know where the doctor was, so like any good man I grabbed some gaffer tape and toilet paper and taped up my head. Worked a treat, however eventually some people made me go to the doctor, pretty sweet the dude was cool about it and did it for free. Story over.


Hey how about superglue?


Funny you should ask,....
when my daughter stacked her treddley and busted her chin open, we took her to the hospital and they used glue instead of stiches to patch her up !!

Might make a "board off" rather tricky if you use it to stop yer feet slipping out if yer foot straps tho ?

sir ROWDY
WA, 5353 posts
7 Oct 2010 5:24PM
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no comment on the super glue...

onemorehuey
NSW, 158 posts
7 Oct 2010 9:44PM
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Poor Mans bindings -Gaffa tape
Prize for the best photo/clip of it in action

poor relative
WA, 9089 posts
7 Oct 2010 6:48PM
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sir ROWDY said...

I split me face open once surfing trying an air and landing on the fins.


I got smashed in the face by a magpie once.

sir ROWDY
WA, 5353 posts
7 Oct 2010 6:57PM
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poor relative said...

sir ROWDY said...

I split me face open once surfing trying an air and landing on the fins.


I got smashed in the face by a magpie once.



harsh deals bru

Bates
SA, 74 posts
7 Oct 2010 9:30PM
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Superglue actually works !

sir ROWDY
WA, 5353 posts
7 Oct 2010 7:05PM
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"How superglue gave me blood poisoning" - A short story by Alexander Lewis-Hughes.

bjw
QLD, 3623 posts
7 Oct 2010 9:16PM
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That is a the best photo since Brittany Spears was a teenager.

Bates
SA, 74 posts
7 Oct 2010 9:47PM
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that's not good. I'm not using that anymore then

Spacemonkey!
SA, 2288 posts
7 Oct 2010 10:01PM
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sir ROWDY said...

"How superglue gave me blood poisoning" - A short story by Alexander Lewis-Hughes.




Yeah maybe disinfecting it before covering it with glue might have been a good idea haha.

GalahOnTheBay
NSW, 4188 posts
7 Oct 2010 10:59PM
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Bates said...

Superglue actually works !


Superglue is evil!

sir ROWDY
WA, 5353 posts
7 Oct 2010 8:01PM
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I did disinfect it, I washed it with salt water.

getfunky
WA, 4485 posts
8 Oct 2010 10:23AM
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Myeh.. some of these are confusing duct and gaffa - but it seems most equate them as the same.


And like I said - careful when ripping it orf - it can rip ya lips orf!







Transition_Surf
SA, 286 posts
8 Oct 2010 9:03PM
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if it moves and shouldn't - GAFFER TAPE

if it should move and doesn't - WD40.....



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