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Jet Boards?????

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Created by wal269 > 9 months ago, 10 May 2011
wal269
WA, 718 posts
10 May 2011 12:42PM
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I could just imagine fifty of these in the water at Scabs.....I shall call the video Aquabogan 3: Beyond Thunderdome



You decide.........



yeehaa
QLD, 123 posts
10 May 2011 4:30PM
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Ha ha ha ha the little dudes look so gay

SaveTheWhales
WA, 1877 posts
10 May 2011 3:16PM
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Hmmmm strapped in would be more fun and if one leg gets ripped off - you can go faster till you run out of fuel or BlooD [}:)]

lets see how deep they can tube it on a big MF

harry potter
VIC, 2777 posts
10 May 2011 6:33PM
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Ok.... it looks super gay and I doubt any of us would be seen dead on one.... but....
you have to admit that little asian guy is pulling some sweet powered toeside carves

wal269
WA, 718 posts
10 May 2011 4:38PM
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Aquatic equivalent of a ......Vespa


Plenty of fun to ride just don't let your friends see you on it.





Same goes with fat girls.

Chris_M
2129 posts
10 May 2011 8:54PM
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Hilarious! I love how they have his little heel side carve slow mowed @ 1.37

Must be super hard to turn heelside or something

Ironman
WA, 139 posts
10 May 2011 11:59PM
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What happened to that old thing called paddling on a kyak
Everything is motorised now
-motorised bike
-motorised skateboard
-motorised scooter
-now motorised surfboards and kayaks

wdric
NSW, 1625 posts
11 May 2011 7:14AM
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I remember seeing a Coffs Harbour news report a couple of years back and the local surf club was trailing one of these board things.

I immediately thought of a good rescue craft for those sweat days where the waves are perfect, but the wind is offshore

Mr float
NSW, 3452 posts
11 May 2011 9:30AM
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Ironman said...

What happened to that old thing called paddling on a kyak
Everything is motorised now
-motorised bike
-motorised skateboard
-motorised scooter
-now motorised surfboards and kayaks


horseless wagons .dirty stinky noisy things, pffft they'll never catch on

GalahOnTheBay
NSW, 4188 posts
11 May 2011 10:18AM
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Are these jetski 2.0?

wal269
WA, 718 posts
11 May 2011 11:05AM
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I suspect the kayaks will be popular with teenage boys.

Anything that goes faster by pulling an 8 inch pole between your legs will be right up their alley.

In fact, if they had of been around when I was 15, I probably could have been World Champion.

laurie
WA, 3848 posts
11 May 2011 6:03PM
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If you think those are a bit powered up, you may lol at these ... no more paddling







Apparently, you can "break free", and it is "NEW TECHNOLOGY THAT TESTS THE LIMITS OF WHAT IS POSSIBLE ON WATER".

I'm confused if they mean you can do new things, .. or .. if they mean they might be getting a bit carried away with their idea?


the gibbo
WA, 776 posts
11 May 2011 8:01PM
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NO

SaveTheWhales
WA, 1877 posts
11 May 2011 9:37PM
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Maybe this will get rid of alot of retards from kiteing because you dont have to do anything ???? hopefully


gruezi
WA, 3464 posts
11 May 2011 10:59PM
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Coming to a break near you.........I hope not. Just learning how to surf.....15 hrs so far and it is such a nice sport. Recon I would be pissed off sharing a peak with a motorized thingymajig.


rumblefish
TAS, 824 posts
12 May 2011 2:08AM
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Re: Jet powered surfboards (the origional topic of the post)

Know a local guy who decided to bring these into Oz. Went round every Chandlery/Boat Shop in Perth looking for retailers to carry them. At $14,000 retail he got laughed out of most places. They also are rated as a jetski so using one is considered freestyle ketskiing so there is only a few places you can use it.

He decided he knew better and purchased a 40ft conainer full and proceeded to buy a sailing orientated Chandlery. Move fwd 2 years and he went broke!!

TOAD
NSW, 305 posts
12 May 2011 8:28AM
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It would be O.K. if you had no arms ..

graceful
WA, 773 posts
12 May 2011 6:29AM
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what a joke, they look sh"thouse

JOYRIDER
705 posts
12 May 2011 8:38AM
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looks like a scene from Willy wonka.

pitty they didnt run into each other.

3 letters

W.T.F

Joe Cron
NSW, 450 posts
12 May 2011 1:11PM
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30+ years of surfing, I think I've paid my paddling dues, I want a jet powered short board!! Not so much to bludge on the paddle out, but getting into bigger waves earlier.

But, if these things take off, imagine the next generation of surfers who learn on them and don't learn the ocean lessons nor gain the strength and fitness that paddling teaches and gives.

A line up of those guys would be a dangerous place.

bobjaan
WA, 314 posts
12 May 2011 11:28AM
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If you are old and can't paddle anymore, sure get one.

If you are not prepare to get dropped in on everytime.

Lets face it you will pull out pretty quick not wanting to ding you $14,000 board

Mr float
NSW, 3452 posts
12 May 2011 4:32PM
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bobjaan said...

If you are old and can't paddle anymore, sure get one.

If you are not prepare to get dropped in on everytime.

Lets face it you will pull out pretty quick not wanting to ding you $14,000 board


the electric guy is aiming to have reatail at $2000 (in other wordscoming to a break near you )

Mr float
NSW, 3452 posts
12 May 2011 5:46PM
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bobjaan said...

If you are old and can't paddle anymore, sure get one.

If you are not prepare to get dropped in on everytime.

Lets face it you will pull out pretty quick not wanting to ding you $14,000 board


Ah now I understand why the cantankerous guy screams at me and my fellow kiters and bleats to the lifeguards and waterways when on the odd occasion when conditions suit we get with 50 m of him "don't come any f'n closer ,f off back to the **** break down the beach '" when we dare to impinge on his turf with our kites and catch 10 times as many waves as him (never denying him of his fun or endangering him)



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