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Kite boarders are lame if:

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Created by smellatroll > 9 months ago, 12 Oct 2010
smellatroll
WA, 16 posts
12 Oct 2010 2:01PM
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Just trying to clear some things up with *rules*. I was up at Brisbane and kited past a dude with a base ball hat on backwards, wearing a white singlet and a gold chain out on the water, he told me I was lame for not unhooking. I thought he was lame for trying to be a gangster when kiting. Below is a list, please add to it with other rules you might have heard about.

If you kite with a surf board your lame if:
You have straps
You are very lame if you have straps and do a jump
You are hooked in when on a wave
You have gorila grip insted of wax
You have board shorts over your wetsuit
you have a rashi over your wetsuit
Please add to this if you know or want to make up any other stupid rules

If you have a TT you are lame if:
You do a jump and your kite is above 45 degrees.
You do a board off
You have a handle on your board

You are generality lame if:
You kite on a SUP
You cant spell when doing a post on SB
You come up with stupid kite rules


Any others?






waxman
SA, 1390 posts
12 Oct 2010 4:37PM
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If you wear a seat harness, and fly cab kites.

or, If your name is SMELLATROLL and started this post.

Coose
VIC, 229 posts
12 Oct 2010 5:16PM
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kite boarders are lame if??? theres no "if" about it we are all lame and gay just comes with the sport and in your face

Bates
SA, 74 posts
12 Oct 2010 5:07PM
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Haha this is hilarious

prea
QLD, 184 posts
12 Oct 2010 5:10PM
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Kiteboarders are lame....

kite surfing is cool

djdojo
VIC, 1610 posts
12 Oct 2010 6:26PM
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Kiteboarders are definitely lame if I've kneecapped them for constantly crapping on about trying to define coolness and lameness.

Here's a little vid about the perils of prioritising coolness and lameness as guidelines for how you should be in the world:

TurtleHunter
WA, 1675 posts
12 Oct 2010 3:48PM
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Jetskies, goatboats mals, boogy boards and sups are lame but where do kiters fit in.

getfunky
WA, 4485 posts
12 Oct 2010 4:38PM
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I wear a seat nappie, vest, helmet and sunnies.
I boost on my handy handled twinny with my kite sent to 12. Crikey! sometimes even 1 o'clock and i respect other water users.

By Gawd - I am the lamest and I will smite anyone who attempts to be lamer with my lame smitely hammer thingy!!

theDoctor
NSW, 5784 posts
12 Oct 2010 8:22PM
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you're lame if you are waxman

bingles
WA, 363 posts
12 Oct 2010 5:36PM
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doc say something funny

djdojo
VIC, 1610 posts
12 Oct 2010 8:51PM
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theDoctor said...



you're lame if you are waxman


I think he is actually recovering from a foot injury.

getfunky
WA, 4485 posts
12 Oct 2010 5:54PM
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djdojo said...

theDoctor said...



you're lame if you are waxman


I think he is actually recovering from a foot injury.


smellatroll
WA, 16 posts
12 Oct 2010 8:28PM
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Updated List

If you kite with a surf board your lame if:
You have straps
You are very lame if you have straps and do a jump
You are hooked in when on a wave
You have gorila grip insted of wax
You have board shorts over your wetsuit
you have a rashi over your wetsuit


If you have a TT you are lame if:
You do a jump and your kite is above 45 degrees.
You do a board off
You have a handle on your board


You are generality lame if:
You kite on a SUP
You cant spell when doing a post on SB
You come up with stupid kite rules
You wear a seat nappie harness
You wear a vest, helmet and sunnies
If your a Kitesurfer then Kiteboarders are lame
If your a Kiteboarder then Kitesurfers are lame
Fly cab kites
You send all your money to the IKO
You refresh SB charts more than 40 times a day






wishy
WA, 1501 posts
12 Oct 2010 9:47PM
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You're lame if you don't jump over boogeyboarders. That is the whole point of kitesurfing IMHO

tgladman
WA, 500 posts
12 Oct 2010 10:17PM
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add to list. -retractable board leash. -no seriously they are mega lame.

graceful
WA, 773 posts
13 Oct 2010 2:09AM
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This thread is lame

coffeebean
WA, 54 posts
13 Oct 2010 3:47AM
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if they get struck by lightning!!!!

KIT33R
NSW, 1715 posts
13 Oct 2010 10:06AM
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I was lame for 6 months when I broke my foot. BOOM BOOM!

theDoctor
NSW, 5784 posts
13 Oct 2010 2:17PM
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your mum's lame

kiterdude
NSW, 54 posts
13 Oct 2010 2:31PM
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....If you use anything other than a "C" kite.

....If you refer to Backless Bindings as Backless Bindings.

....If you are not aware which moves are "Legit" even though they are unspoken.

craggers
WA, 475 posts
13 Oct 2010 11:45AM
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this kiteboarder is lame. good on him i say. why should the lame not experience such a freedom?



however they call it the 'soul surfer'... now really... that is just lame...
and photoshopping him into the pic, that too is lame...

vwpete
WA, 139 posts
13 Oct 2010 12:52PM
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Your mega lame if:

ya have one of those cams stuck to your lines
you post vids of yourself
your kite dont get wet
Your TT is longer than 140cm
Your kite is 16m or more
You make your girlfriend sit and watch/take pics of you

sir ROWDY
WA, 5353 posts
13 Oct 2010 1:06PM
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Coose said...

kite boarders are lame if??? theres no "if" about it we are all lame and gay just comes with the sport and in your face


What he said.

p.s. You are even lamer if you are complaining about people complaining about how things are lame

smellatroll
WA, 16 posts
13 Oct 2010 1:46PM
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Updated List v3

If you kite with a surf board your lame if:
You have straps
You are very lame if you have straps and do a jump
You are hooked in when on a wave
You have gorila grip insted of wax
You have board shorts over your wetsuit
you have a rashi over your wetsuit


If you have a TT you are lame if:
You do a jump and your kite is above 45 degrees.
You do a board off
You have a handle on your board
Your board is larger than 140cm
You do dingle dangle jumps
You don't damage knee cartilage on every landing


You are generality lame if:
You kite on a SUP
You cant spell when doing a post on SB
You come up with stupid kite rules
You wear a seat nappie harness
You wear a vest, helmet and sunnies
If your a Kitesurfer then Kiteboarders are lame
If your a Kiteboarder then Kitesurfers are lame
Fly cab kites
You send all your money to the IKO
You refresh SB charts more than 40 times a day
Ta have one of those cams stuck to your lines ( disagree )
You post vids of yourself doing noting but going back and forth or any of the above
Your kite is 16m or more
You tailgate a kiter toward rocks, then get pissed when he turns and runs into you.
You show any creativity or intelligence and try something different
You don't ride a C kite
You have a retractable board leash
You have a retractable line wheel system on your Kite Bar.

Are you lame if you wear a hat while kiting? people need to know....






sir ROWDY
WA, 5353 posts
13 Oct 2010 1:54PM
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You try and push for a better sport, people hate that. You tell magazines they suck, people hate that to.

sir ROWDY
WA, 5353 posts
13 Oct 2010 1:55PM
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You have your own opinions and don't want to suck "pro" kiters ****, people hate that even more.

poor relative
WA, 9091 posts
13 Oct 2010 2:19PM
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smellatroll said...

Kite boarders are lame if:


You have a user name of Sir Rowdy

bjw
QLD, 3663 posts
13 Oct 2010 5:55PM
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If you think that there should be a SUP division at the Mambo.

bjw
QLD, 3663 posts
13 Oct 2010 5:56PM
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if you think Kitesurfing is a dangerous sport.

getfunky
WA, 4485 posts
13 Oct 2010 4:25PM
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sir ROWDY said...

You try and push for a better sport, people hate that. You tell magazines they suck, people hate that to.


You have your own opinions and don't want to suck "pro" kiters ****, people hate that even more.





I think I woke up with Rowdy's avatar this morning

Mattress
NSW, 120 posts
13 Oct 2010 9:31PM
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they pay attention to more than 1% of the bull@$*! on this forum.



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