Jihad suicide kite bomber...15m edge in 40 knots...let rip on a 100 foot jump into the side of a building...they will never see ya coming..and just imagine all the virgins waiting for you!
Of in Perth you could just about make the convention centre from the Swan river. No one will suspect me on my 15m edge in 40 knots no one.
Ha ha ha ha h (evil laugh).
Yeh who flies a kite in the city ya right.
Fill your kite wth a mix of hydrogen and acetylene... rig a small ignitor into the fabric... and BooooYA!
PS Eppo. you have to eat more pies to hold a 15 edge in 40 knots.
But i'm picturing the virgins now... sounds like a good deal. explode myself into pink mist all for the illusion of endless virgins.
Just need to change my name to Al.
Then any explosions can be claimed in the name of "Alkiter"
Now the hard part. How do we summon the required 40 knots to occur on than exact day?
I know. Sacrifice some virgins to the wind gods....
Ahh now I see a fatal error in the plan.
If you have a ready supply of virgins to sacrifice then why do you need to blow yourself up to meet them in the after life?
Well you guys are much more clever developing this metaphor.
All I can think about is the virgins. Those lucky suicide bombers, tell almost makes me want to convert and become one.
Between 56 and 72 is the going rate I have heard, must depends how many infidels you take with you.