Whinging about someone whinging about whinging is whinging too, we could go on all day, however I've never whinged about where to whinge on this forum
You could of course use this to your advantage. Create a cardboard cutout of a photographer with a really long lens and then position him in the not so prime water away from where you want to kite. All kiters flock there like mosquitos to a flame and you sit with the prime flat water all on your own. May need to position a servo on the cutout so he/she moves back and forth although most kiters will be so busy trying to pull spectacular moves they probably won't notice.
Could sell them to places like WA so they can install them in the pond in places most likely to catch the euro's kites.
When you've got nothing to say, there's nothing to be said! My mum always said "better to say nothing and appear stupid , than to speak up and remove all doubt"