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Created by sir ROWDY > 9 months ago, 1 Aug 2010
sir ROWDY
WA, 5353 posts
1 Aug 2010 9:34PM
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Why do people wear shorts? Really they look so silly, they already have little shorts on most of the time underneath their shorts that are ontop. What are they trying to hide?
Can some of you fashion victims give me the low down?

MrFixit
NSW, 80 posts
2 Aug 2010 12:54AM
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this is one subject I don't undertand??

guys like girls in little bikkinies and girls like guys to wear something can at least show something of their package yet the fashion makes guy wear baggy long shorts??

How much hassle did I get for wearing confortable shorts!! ( only from the guys)

KnutH
VIC, 426 posts
2 Aug 2010 2:17AM
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In Europe, the cool guys generally wear super wide skater pants, so they would probably feel like in a condom when just wearing a wetsuit.

In Australia, it's more like: The longer legs you have and the less you can squat, the tighter those jeans have to be!
Looks as awesome as a stork..

So I don't get it, Aussies should feel great just wearing a wetsuit.

MrFixit
NSW, 80 posts
2 Aug 2010 2:31AM
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me have to give the girls some eye candy guys !!!

then they will give us some

junglist
VIC, 701 posts
2 Aug 2010 8:07AM
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KnutH said...



So I don't get it, Aussies should feel great just wearing a wetsuit.



^^LOL
Yea the average kite surfer (mid to late 30's fat & balding) is just SOOOO aesthetically pleasing.

Keep your budgies and your paunches to yourselves dudes. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but your hero days of yore are long since past and nobody wants to see it any more (especially NOT that hot chick over there).

Cover it up as crimes against humanity are not generally allowed on Australian beaches.

KnutH
VIC, 426 posts
2 Aug 2010 8:34AM
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junglist said...
Keep your budgies and your paunches to yourselves dudes.


Na na, that's a bit discriminatory!
Follow the mission of that guy... Not.



sir ROWDY
WA, 5353 posts
2 Aug 2010 9:18AM
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Wow... My post got edited... LAME. Guess someone loves Tony Abott and his budgie.

bjw
QLD, 3623 posts
2 Aug 2010 11:24AM
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What got edited?

poor relative
WA, 9089 posts
2 Aug 2010 9:40AM
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sir ROWDY said...

Why do people wear shorts?


Black tight jeans make your ass sweaty

TurtleHunter
WA, 1675 posts
2 Aug 2010 11:25AM
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sir ROWDY said...

Wow... My post got edited... LAME. Guess someone loves Tony Abott and his budgie.


I think it was because of your long legs

sir ROWDY
WA, 5353 posts
2 Aug 2010 11:36AM
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Probably was, that and my raging clue.

Charl dv
WA, 2485 posts
2 Aug 2010 10:41PM
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i just wear em as a safety measure so that i dont accidentally poke someone's eye out when perving on girls at the beach.

gruezi
WA, 3464 posts
2 Aug 2010 11:43PM
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They protect my tights.

Mister Dugong
368 posts
3 Aug 2010 12:07AM
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I have a small cock and I feel less naked....

did I just write that out loud?
































Did you scroll down to read this???






or is it just late and I have finnished a bottle of red while the mrs has turned in disgusted...
am i rambling coz while im on the topic.... blah blah..

shannon8888
NSW, 517 posts
3 Aug 2010 11:18AM
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sir ROWDY said...

Why do people wear shorts? Really they look so silly, they already have little shorts on most of the time underneath their shorts that are ontop. What are they trying to hide?
Can some of you fashion victims give me the low down?


just shave your legs rowdy and cover them up with leg warmers in your fav footy team colours im guessing maroon and white for you

BLOWN AWAY
156 posts
5 Aug 2010 4:11PM
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haha you don't see many ppl wear speedos nowadays and the only ones that do are the stereotypicial old, fat and balding sort who obviously have no shame

but i guess thats what ppl wore back in da day haha

little o
WA, 405 posts
5 Aug 2010 5:32PM
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if you've tried to kite in a bikini you'd know the reason they kite in boardies is because when you try to do tricks you may end up showing more than you wanted to.

Plus most guys with bodies that can pull off the budgie smugglers have chicken legs to match.

In saying that boardies look good without being so big that you can see butt crack.......

sometimes seeing less is more....i'm not sure that many guys would be proud to show off their 'it really cold' package

dave......
WA, 2119 posts
5 Aug 2010 5:51PM
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Cool kitesurfing shorts....

Dakine Nitros or for the chicks Dakine starlets. better than wearing a nappy when you have broken your ribs...Cheaper than a good nappy....

New Quiksilver boardies have diamond dobby fabric....."no rash", we will see...



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