While on Holiday - at the boozer I saw this Noob kiter get kidnapped by Pirates -they grabbed him straight off the beach n tied him to their getaway boat !!
Uuummmm......
What makes you say the pirates are Solamis?
The Somalis operate in the Red Sea and as you can see, as we can all see, this sea is plainly not Red.
I though they hung around the gulf of Aden, and I sure can't see any Gulf clubs ! :)
Haa
Im pretty much well 1% sure they were salami Pirates ARRRR 
the details were all a bit hazey after a few dozen beers but I think that Noob managed to pull off an F16 right beofre they dissapeared... unless that was when I fell off my bar stool n passed out 
Maybe after NoWavedave has a quick pull 
to get his Sunday morning sense of humour back he'll tell us it was 'Captain Jack' or somethin 
try this website if you want smackdown on pirates!
www.somalicruises.com
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FUNNY AS!
yeah Im startin to get flashbacks now - I sure it was the the new Cab 5 called the CrossBownes this was on the kites black squares
OMG Cabrinnarrrr are Pirates too
Are they testing a new kite called The Duo coz if you look close you (well I) can see 2 bodys hanging there or is the beer kicking in??
ARRRR HA HARRRRRR ME HARDEYS THERE SHE BLOWWWWS
You ya mate & a kite HA HARRRRRR
