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Forums > Kitesurfing General

Somali Pirates kidnap Kiter

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Created by SaveTheWhales > 9 months ago, 20 Feb 2010
SaveTheWhales
WA, 1883 posts
20 Feb 2010 9:27PM
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While on Holiday - at the boozer I saw this Noob kiter get kidnapped by Pirates -they grabbed him straight off the beach n tied him to their getaway boat !!





jquigley
WA, 205 posts
21 Feb 2010 1:00AM
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Uuummmm......

What makes you say the pirates are Solamis?

The Somalis operate in the Red Sea and as you can see, as we can all see, this sea is plainly not Red.



dachopper
WA, 1792 posts
21 Feb 2010 7:12AM
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I though they hung around the gulf of Aden, and I sure can't see any Gulf clubs ! :)

Bigwavedave
QLD, 2057 posts
21 Feb 2010 9:37AM
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you aaarrrrr a d1ckhead!

jquigley
WA, 205 posts
21 Feb 2010 9:04AM
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dachopper said...

I though they hung around the gulf of Aden, and I sure can't see any Gulf clubs ! :)


Let's not let the facts get in the way of a good story hey?

It's right next to the Red Sea, I'm sure there'd still be some red in it.

kaleidoscope
NSW, 132 posts
21 Feb 2010 12:33PM
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3.14% of Sailors are Pi Rates.

SaveTheWhales
WA, 1883 posts
21 Feb 2010 9:47AM
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Haa
Im pretty much well 1% sure they were salami Pirates ARRRR
the details were all a bit hazey after a few dozen beers but I think that Noob managed to pull off an F16 right beofre they dissapeared... unless that was when I fell off my bar stool n passed out

Maybe after NoWavedave has a quick pull to get his Sunday morning sense of humour back he'll tell us it was 'Captain Jack' or somethin

Blownaway
QLD, 776 posts
21 Feb 2010 12:41PM
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Is that the new cabrinha prototype......looks nice no wonder they kidnaped him

mantis5
QLD, 159 posts
21 Feb 2010 12:51PM
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try this website if you want smackdown on pirates!

www.somalicruises.com

Let me know what u think! Read the testimonials in the menu..

FUNNY AS!

SaveTheWhales
WA, 1883 posts
21 Feb 2010 11:33AM
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yeah Im startin to get flashbacks now - I sure it was the the new Cab 5 called the CrossBownes this was on the kites black squares





OMG Cabrinnarrrr are Pirates too

Haircut
QLD, 6483 posts
21 Feb 2010 2:54PM
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and so is robbie naish

Backflip
SA, 113 posts
21 Feb 2010 4:15PM
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Are they testing a new kite called The Duo coz if you look close you (well I) can see 2 bodys hanging there or is the beer kicking in??

ARRRR HA HARRRRRR ME HARDEYS THERE SHE BLOWWWWS

You ya mate & a kite HA HARRRRRR

stabber
NSW, 1114 posts
21 Feb 2010 7:29PM
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90% of sailors are born gay the other 10% are sucked into it!



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