"My Superior style of riding is packed full of flawless, twinkle-toed perfection that even Tinkerbell herself would be proud of... Those Neanderthal idiots wish they could match the steezy, styley perfection of my perfectly executed kite-high off-axis heel-clicker dangle twist with a boned-out pigeon-toed 1080 degree spin, landing it Stevie Wonder blind of course.... Yeah"
Well there you go kids... One of the stupidest things you will ever see on the internet.
