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how to do kung-fu?

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Created by DannyBOyz > 9 months ago, 18 Aug 2009
DannyBOyz
NSW, 47 posts
18 Aug 2009 8:02PM
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hey guys how do u do kung-fu? i looked for some videos but couldnt find any ones to teach me how to do it?

it looks fricken mad lol

dutchy1985
213 posts
18 Aug 2009 6:35PM
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Are you in grade 4? You sound like a massive retard.

bjw
QLD, 3623 posts
18 Aug 2009 9:02PM
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buy him a beer and see what comes up...

sleek1
VIC, 672 posts
18 Aug 2009 9:13PM
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Flemboyant has DONE kung foo

sir ROWDY
WA, 5353 posts
18 Aug 2009 7:52PM
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Well, Usually they have classes at your local community centre.... Dunno why you thought you could learn how to do it on a kiting forum. lol.

inout-inout
VIC, 131 posts
18 Aug 2009 9:58PM
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hi
try this......do a normal jump, a big one, un hooked of course and over send the kite past 12.let go of one arm and holed the kite till you are level with it.
lol i havent worked out the landing yet............

sir ROWDY
WA, 5353 posts
18 Aug 2009 8:01PM
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^^^How does that teach you kung-fu?... Are you meant to hit your head real hard and forget you dont know how to do it or something?

Rhys McClintock
NSW, 995 posts
18 Aug 2009 10:20PM
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He's talking about a real old school trick called a kung fu... from around 2003-2005

Involved sending the kite waaaaay back when you jump, so you swing out to the side like a kung-fu flying kick.

You really need a small C kite to do it - Bow kites just don't work for stuff like this

sir ROWDY
WA, 5353 posts
18 Aug 2009 8:28PM
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^^^ No Way!! Really?

Charl dv
WA, 2485 posts
18 Aug 2009 8:49PM
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you pussies you dont send it to 12 then past. u ride in as fast and hot as u can. then send ur kite directly backwaRDS in an attempt to go so far back in time that you'll find out where dinosaurs came from. then when ur kite is that far back in time and u get bored you let go of one hand and let it float out to lunch for a nice meal and land.

wicked feeling trick IMO probably my only dangle trick in my dangling repatuare (spelling?) and yes yes it is a dangle trick just like " mega loops "

DannyBOyz
NSW, 47 posts
18 Aug 2009 10:53PM
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Rhys Porter said...

He's talking about a real old school trick called a kung fu... from around 2003-2005

Involved sending the kite waaaaay back when you jump, so you swing out to the side like a kung-fu flying kick.

You really need a small C kite to do it - Bow kites just don't work for stuff like this


cheers Rhys =D ,
are u familiar with the salute move aswell? where u turn to the beach and salute like a sailor? that looks mad aswell =D, id love to learn that 2.. looks kinda easy 2 learn

sir ROWDY
WA, 5353 posts
18 Aug 2009 8:56PM
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Easy? Dick tricks are not easy learn... generals, tin mans, pullups, wakestyle in straps... they will all take you at least a day or two to learn.

Charl dv
WA, 2485 posts
18 Aug 2009 9:00PM
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yer a day or two if u learn as quick as SIR ROWDY maybe... for all the average joes like myself pull ups and Generals took me about 2 months each to learn

DannyBOyz
NSW, 47 posts
18 Aug 2009 11:02PM
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sir ROWDY said...

Easy? Dick tricks are not easy learn... generals, tin mans, pullups, wakestyle in straps... they will all take you at least a day or two to learn.


where abouts can i learn em from? any vids? tin mans sounds funny

sir ROWDY
WA, 5353 posts
18 Aug 2009 9:04PM
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"Tin mans" are the real deal.. none of this "general" poser crap.

DannyBOyz
NSW, 47 posts
18 Aug 2009 11:14PM
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sir ROWDY said...

"Tin mans" are the real deal.. none of this "general" poser crap.


how do i do them? i wanna learn

FLUID
VIC, 24 posts
18 Aug 2009 11:41PM
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Spacemonkey!
SA, 2288 posts
18 Aug 2009 11:59PM
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The YMCA ****s all over the general.

GalahOnTheBay
NSW, 4188 posts
19 Aug 2009 10:30AM
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Lou is still the king!

Youtube reckons this is how to do a kung fu air...



...and len10 doing something also apparently called a kung fu air, which at 30+ feet up in the air unhooked is starting to get pretty serious:



...but I agree with the other posters there used to be an old school move (which is therefore much cooler) called the kung fu. I think it was a board off where you kicked both feet forwards kung fu stylee like the pictures below. Please note for this move to be successful the appropriate facial gnarling must be applied, as well as some sort of ninja battle cry.




Unless of course DannyBOyz is a) trolling or b) a massive loser in which case we should definitely create another sub forum for trolls & losers.

PS: lol @ the videos titled "Kung-Fu Girls" (not safe for work)

GreenPat
QLD, 4083 posts
19 Aug 2009 10:48AM
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Charl dv said...

repatuare (spelling?)


Repertoire.

Spacemonkey!
SA, 2288 posts
19 Aug 2009 11:43AM
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Kung-fu is the new F-16

sir ROWDY
WA, 5353 posts
19 Aug 2009 10:16AM
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Spacemonkey! said...

Kung-fu is the new F-16


What? man love?

Spacemonkey!
SA, 2288 posts
19 Aug 2009 6:04PM
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F-16's were cool back when Bertrand and Lou etc. were doing them, now every man and his dog are claiming hooked in lunch time circle work are F-16's. Kung-fu was just the lyrics of the song on Ten4 when lou did it... Lou's "kung-Fu" was cool. Now every Tom, Dick and Harry are unhooking sending it back to mid-day- breifly taking a hand off then dangling back down to safety.

Point being that there is a lot of tricks out there that people claim such as S-bends, F-16's, Kung- Fu's etc. which really don't fulfill the criteria.

I am yet to see someone do a proper kung-fu mainly because

1.) They are a short line trick
2.) You need a decent ammount of wind with a slow turning kite (non-existant)
3.) Kiteboarders are pussies

RABBLE
17 posts
20 Aug 2009 1:29PM
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Spacemonkey! said...



2.) You need a decent ammount of wind with a slow turning kite (non-existant)



^^"You know, kind of a big deal, second year at uni studying to be a chiro, you know, kind of a big deal"

PS. Slow turning kite....... hmmmmmmmmmm... no.

THEY TERK MA JERRRRBBBBBBBBBB!!



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