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Created by gmd > 9 months ago, 4 Apr 2012
Juddy
WA, 1103 posts
11 Apr 2012 12:13PM
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No no no...

Like art, humour & quality commentary, is in the eye of the beholder (or the moderators)....let's keep this going. It's too much fun to stuff it up.

GreenPat
QLD, 4083 posts
11 Apr 2012 2:24PM
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Pity the moderators are a bunch of useless fools who wouldn't know an African from a European swallow let alone art, humour or quality commentary.

Juddy
WA, 1103 posts
11 Apr 2012 1:14PM
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GreenPat said...

Pity the moderators are a bunch of useless fools who wouldn't know an African from a European swallow let alone art, humour or quality commentary.


True dat...

lostinlondon
VIC, 1159 posts
11 Apr 2012 3:18PM
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Is this thread a bit like the second cake Marge makes especially for Homer, so he doesn't ruin the good one for the party?

kitebored
NSW, 561 posts
11 Apr 2012 5:44PM
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joshy0184 said...
Soooooo what I want to know is.. Has anyone figured out how long it takes to cook the elephant??? Using African swallows...


Well based on alverstone's work and wikipedia it would take the energy equivalent of 20,754,500 European swallows to cook an average African Elephant (7,750 kg). Of course the average Asian Elephant at 5,400kg would need 14,461,200 European swallows.

Regarding African Swallows, I assume you are referring to the South African Swallow 'Hirundo Spilodera'. They weigh in at an average of 20 grams where as the European swallow averages at 20.3 grams (5 ounces), giving us 20,447,783 African swallows for an African Elephant and 14,247,488 African swallows for the Asian Elephant.

Not sure why I had to bother writing this, it's obvious really.


References

alverstone said...

It takes the energy equivilent of burning 5,356 European swallows to cook a 2kg leg of lamb, once you have removed all the eels from your hovercraft.


Wikipedia...
The African Elephant is the largest land animal, with males standing 3.2 metres or 10 ft to 4 metres or 13 ft at the shoulder. They weigh around 3,500 kilograms up to a reported 12,000 kilograms. The female is smaller, standing about 3 metres or 9.8 ft at the shoulder.

Asian Elephants are not as large as their African cousins but can weigh around 5,400 kg and stand over 3.4 m or 11 ft tall

tgladman
WA, 500 posts
11 Apr 2012 6:38PM
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how would all those european swallows cook an african elephant without opposable thumbs to fill the oven mits? and how long would it take 20 million swallows to eat a 5.4 ton elephant?

lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
11 Apr 2012 8:56PM
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^^Âfrican or Indian?

joshy0184
WA, 52 posts
11 Apr 2012 8:41PM
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kitebored said...

joshy0184 said...
Soooooo what I want to know is.. Has anyone figured out how long it takes to cook the elephant??? Using African swallows...


Well based on alverstone's work and wikipedia it would take the energy equivalent of 20,754,500 European swallows to cook an average African Elephant (7,750 kg). Of course the average Asian Elephant at 5,400kg would need 14,461,200 European swallows.

Regarding African Swallows, I assume you are referring to the South African Swallow 'Hirundo Spilodera'. They weigh in at an average of 20 grams where as the European swallow averages at 20.3 grams (5 ounces), giving us 20,447,783 African swallows for an African Elephant and 14,247,488 African swallows for the Asian Elephant.

Not sure why I had to bother writing this, it's obvious really.


References

alverstone said...

It takes the energy equivilent of burning 5,356 European swallows to cook a 2kg leg of lamb, once you have removed all the eels from your hovercraft.


Wikipedia...
The African Elephant is the largest land animal, with males standing 3.2 metres or 10 ft to 4 metres or 13 ft at the shoulder. They weigh around 3,500 kilograms up to a reported 12,000 kilograms. The female is smaller, standing about 3 metres or 9.8 ft at the shoulder.

Asian Elephants are not as large as their African cousins but can weigh around 5,400 kg and stand over 3.4 m or 11 ft tall




Thanks kitebored I've sorted a industrial pottery kiln, Ironed my wetsuit, soiled my boardies, but I have another connundrum...

What do I bast the Eledoo in? And what should I feed the African Swallows before the cook?

LostDog
WA, 445 posts
11 Apr 2012 9:24PM
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How do I get a conundrum? I want one too!

PassingWind
QLD, 154 posts
12 Apr 2012 1:22AM
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Challenge Conan to a duel with posion darts then make a drum with his forehead skin. Easy.

Joe Cron
NSW, 450 posts
12 Apr 2012 8:46AM
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Is is sartorially correct to iron boardshorts before going to the beach?

What's the convention for wetsuits? Creases in the front of the legs, or flat?

joshy0184
WA, 52 posts
12 Apr 2012 1:06PM
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Joe Cron said...

Is is sartorially correct to iron boardshorts before going to the beach?

What's the convention for wetsuits? Creases in the front of the legs, or flat?


I go with the creases down the front, unlike jeans which you would iron flat, I like my wetsuits Ironed like Business suits, cause when I go for a kite I mean Business!

Hmmm I wonder it I could get a wetsuit that looks like a tuxcedo???

Has anyone got the calibration file for a 9621-1051 Magnetic Susceptibility tool??

wldistel
QLD, 91 posts
12 Apr 2012 5:23PM
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Marco!!

doogs88
SA, 32 posts
12 Apr 2012 5:34PM
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How does a post like this get 5 pages? Cmon guys, real mature

lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
12 Apr 2012 6:13PM
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^^^^^^I think he got the sh!ts cause he just wasted an hour of his life reading 5 pages of rabble.
"hmmmmmm,,5 pages,,,must be something worth reading in here somewhere"

Nice first post btw, bagging out other seabreezers,
your one of the family already.

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
12 Apr 2012 4:29PM
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lotofwind said...

^^^^^^I think he got the sh!ts cause he just wasted an hour of his life reading 5 pages of rabble.
"hmmmmmm,,5 pages,,,must be something worth reading in here somewhere"

Nice first post btw, bagging out other seabreezers,
your one of the family already.


Farts are funny

lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
12 Apr 2012 6:32PM
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Is it strange to like the smell of your own farts?

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
12 Apr 2012 4:33PM
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lostinlondon said...

Is this thread a bit like the second cake Marge makes especially for Homer, so he doesn't ruin the good one for the party?


Its worked so far

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
12 Apr 2012 4:37PM
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lotofwind said...

Is it strange to like the smell of your own farts?


Yes, but its ok to think you farts dont smell that bad

lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
12 Apr 2012 6:43PM
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doggie said...

lotofwind said...

Is it strange to like the smell of your own farts?


Yes, but its ok to think you farts dont smell that bad


Oh they smell bad,,,,,but in a good way
Even my dog leaves the room.
Maybe Im just proud of them.

LostDog
WA, 445 posts
12 Apr 2012 4:59PM
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lotofwind said...

doggie said...

lotofwind said...

Is it strange to like the smell of your own farts?


Yes, but its ok to think you farts dont smell that bad


Oh they smell bad,,,,,but in a good way
Even my dog leaves the room.
Maybe Im just proud of them.


Sounds like you're on the verge of naming them.

lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
12 Apr 2012 7:05PM
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^^^now thats just strange

PassingWind
QLD, 154 posts
12 Apr 2012 10:31PM
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Guys farts stink more than girls cause of testosterone. So if your farts stink you may grow breasts any day now.

joshy0184
WA, 52 posts
12 Apr 2012 9:18PM
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LostDog said...

lotofwind said...

doggie said...

lotofwind said...

Is it strange to like the smell of your own farts?


Yes, but its ok to think you farts dont smell that bad


Oh they smell bad,,,,,but in a good way
Even my dog leaves the room.
Maybe Im just proud of them.


Sounds like you're on the verge of naming them.


Oh Oh I wanna name one of my farts!!! **willing a fart out**

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
13 Apr 2012 9:25AM
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BOOBS (.Y.)

lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
13 Apr 2012 12:56PM
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joshy0184 said...

LostDog said...

lotofwind said...

doggie said...

lotofwind said...

Is it strange to like the smell of your own farts?

Yes, but its ok to think you farts dont smell that bad

Oh they smell bad,,,,,but in a good way
Even my dog leaves the room.
Maybe Im just proud of them.

Sounds like you're on the verge of naming them.

Oh Oh I wanna name one of my farts!!! **willing a fart out**


Just make sure its an unladen fart,

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
13 Apr 2012 1:19PM
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lotofwind said...

joshy0184 said...

LostDog said...

lotofwind said...

doggie said...

lotofwind said...

Is it strange to like the smell of your own farts?

Yes, but its ok to think you farts dont smell that bad

Oh they smell bad,,,,,but in a good way
Even my dog leaves the room.
Maybe Im just proud of them.

Sounds like you're on the verge of naming them.

Oh Oh I wanna name one of my farts!!! **willing a fart out**


Just make sure its an unladen fart,



My cats breath smells like catfood.

busterwa
3777 posts
13 Apr 2012 2:31PM
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When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

MagicMike
WA, 210 posts
13 Apr 2012 2:42PM
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Inbred cats hate the smell of their own farts





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